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1.qingnigaosuwoquanqiuzenmehuiyousuanhetianweihe？wokanzhenideqingkuangxiashitiande，xiangniannideshihoushisuande。

2.woyoudianerdanxinni。danxinnidaozouwoxin。

3.ruobushipahezhubicixintongzaoyigennijile

4.yudaonicaiganjuerenshengduanzan，tianzhang

5.lejiewoyutangsanzangdechabiema？taxitianqujing，woquni。

6.jinqiyouyaochuanshuowoaini，woxianghuiyingyixia，neibushiyaochuan

7.“feichangxihuanni，jinribizuoriduoyidian，mingribijinriduoyidian”

8.“nikeyixiaofangxiazhuomuniaoma”“ruhexiaofang”“jiunawodeliandangshu”

9.“tongxuemendaraoyixiawoxiangwenyixiazheitiruhezuo”“guoyibuquwobuxiang”“enikendingbuhuianeiwojinijiangxiaba”

 10.“weihenineimagaoquezhaolewoneimeaidenvyou？”“neiyangdehuawojuedeqinniyejiuqinni，danshiniqueqinbushangwoa”

11.“wofaxianleniyoudianxiangyigeren”“nawei”“wojianglainvyou”

12.“wonengxiangnizhiluma?”“daoneibian?”“daonineixin!”

13.“wohenxihuanshangyigeren。”“tayidinghenmeiba。”“nitaiziyiweishile。”

14.“xiayiciyujianniyidinglikebishangyanjing”“weihe”“jiangniguanruyanjinglizaiyebuzhangkai”

15.bubirangwokanzheni，yaoburanjianyicixiaiyici。

16.daojiama？meiyou，meinidediqudousuanbushangjia。

17.duoqinqinnishenpangdefeng，huoxunayitiantajiuchuidaowolianbule。

18.rangnijinijiangyigegushi，zheixiaogushijiaozhang，suoyiwosanliangju，wohaoxiangni。

19.gujingxifengshouma，xiyangyuhui，duanchangrendengzhenidianhua！

20.youguannidewentiduiyuwoeryanshishengmingyouguandenanti。

21.yiwangzheimeduonian，wokandaonidemingzi.，yiranhuiyouneimayishunjian，ganjuequanqiudoujingzhibudong。

22.haoxianghenidayijia，congwoshichuangdajinchuangjiao

23.henhouhuimojilejieleni，nirangwoganshoudaonimeijiuzaiwoshenbianshitongchu。

24.tangruonenggouhua，woyuanhuaqushengmingzhongmeiyifenmeiyimiao，peizainishenbian。

25.tangruonishiyikexianrenqiu，yinweiwoxiangyaochengshouquanbutongtenglaibaojinni。

26.yujianniyihouwozhixiangbianchengyizhongren。shenmeren？nideren

27.kanlepengranxindongma?yincinidongwoduinijuede?pengranxindong。

28.kanjianxiaorongni，huranfajue，wojiushishijiezuixingfukuaileren。

29.mucaizuodemenjiaoshenmemingzimenqichezhaomingtiezuodemenjiaoshenmemingzimendatiemenneidajiatongxiangxingfukuailedemenjiaodajia

30.nan：piaoliangmeinv，youbima？yongwoxiechulianxidianhuanv：younan：shuoa，nidedianhuahaoma？

31.nan：ninyouwumaoqianmanv：youyanan：yinweiwoyouwumaoqian，womencouchuyikuaiba

32.nan：dajiatanyitanbanv：tannaxie？nan：chuduixiang

33.nidechunxinghenhaokan，heshishuoainigengheshikaojinwo

34.nidelianbuyoudiandongxi，younaxie？youdianerhaokan。

35.nimangguimangheshiyoushijianzuowodexinniang?

36.niweishenmelaoshizhaowoliaoliaotian，shifouxihuanwo。bingbushidehua，wozaixiangyixiangfangfa。

37.nixiaichicaomeima？xiaia！neidajialaizhongcaomeiba！

38.nijianxinyijianzhongqingma？yaobuwozaicongnishenpangjingguoyici？

39.niyoumeiyouxiudaoshenmezaidianran？meiyou！woainidexinzaidianran！

40.ninyounanyouma?meiyoudehuaxiangbuxiangyouyige，youdehuaxubuxuyaohuanyige，bugenghuandehuazaiyibuzaiyiduoyige。

41.niyouzhangpangle，zhenbangwokeyiduiniyouganjuedediquyouduoleyiquan

42.nilejiewojuedebianweishenmeyangderenma？bianweinideren

43.jiarushijiandaoliu，woyiranqidainengbawozhunishouzhangxindeshire。

44.weininengxiaoyixiama？weiheyaoxiao？youyuwoyinyongkafeiwangdiaojiatangle！

45.wohaoxihuannixiangtamadanimanbujiangli

46.dajiadeyouqingzaoyizoudaozhongdian，youyuwomenyiqichuduixiang

47.dajialaijiaohuanliwuzenmeyang”“haoya”“nghaocongxianzaiqijiushiwodenishiwoxinzhongde”

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