直男的“专属”聊天方式 改变直男的聊天方式

 gaibianzijiyaocongnalikaishi？zaizheigefanhuashijie，“qianqibaiguai”zheiyicijuzhendeshiduizhenggeshijiezuihaoshidexiandingcile。youyubudanshizaishijidewaibushijie，yougeshigeyangyexuyijingzhidao，yexubumingdeweishengwu，yiyangzaidajiarenmendeqingganshijieli，yeshiyouxuduoguaiyide“zhongqun”。shijishangzuijumingqidezhongqunyingdangbianshi“gangtiezhinan”leba，zheiyizhongweishengwujinguanzaipaoniuzheiyijianshiershangfeichangbuhao，keshizaiqizijinvyouzheijianshiqingshangzeshixianxuexianyong。neima，jiuyiqilaikankangangtiezhinan“zhuanxiang”deliaotianhuatidouyounaxieba！shouxianbushidashangaisongshenmeheshi，ershigaibianzhinandeliaotianfangshi。

聊天话题一：你如果难受得话，那么就还记得多喝一点冷饮店。

 danggangtiezhinanmenchajuezijinvyoushentinanshoudeqingkuangxia，haowuyiwendoushihuibuyouzizhudishuoyiju“neinijiuduohedianreshuiba”。jiaruchajuezijinvyouyouyuneiyangyijuhuabukaixinle，naizhihaihuijixuhetazhenglun，buduanlijuduohereshuidehaochu。dahuoershexiangyixia，zaixinxichuanbozheibankuaisudeshiqi，nandaoshuotiantianwanshoujishangdenvyouhuibuqingchuduohedianreshuishijishangqueshishiyouyichudema？neimataweihehaihuijixujuedefahuoni？shijishangbianshiyouyunizhijiangletiyi，quemeiyoutouruxiangduixingyingdexingdong。woquebao，jiarunidaoyibeikaishui，lijisaidaotadeshoushang，nidenvyoukendingjiuburongyishuoxieshenmele。

聊天话题二：我挺忙的，也不送你回家了，你自己乘公交车走吧。

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聊天话题三：你今天如何脸部那麼脏啊，是否今日起來没洁面啊？

 xuduogangtiezhinanshijishangdoubumingbainvshengdehuazhuangjiqiao，shijishangzheiqueshitingyiqiezhengchangde。keshi，jibiandahuoerbumingbai，yebubisuiyidianping。youqishichaping，ganwanyaoxiangqingxizaijiangchurukou。henyoukenengnijintianganjuezijinvyoulianbuyizhiyouzhouzhoudewupin，danshijishanghenyoukenengneijiushizijinvyouxinmaidexiuronghexiurongfen。

 jianxinxuduonanshiyueduzhezaikanwanlewodepouxizhihou，jiukeyixunsudigetdaozishenpingchanghenvyoujianghuadenantichuzaileneibian。jiaruyaoxianghaohaobaohuzijishenpangdeneiyiweixiaogongjudehua，jiuyidingyaohaijidehaohaohezijidexiaoxiannvjianghuae！gaibianzijiyaocongnalikaishi？shouxianbushidashangaisongshenmeheshi，ershigaibianzhinandeliaotianfangshi。