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 100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？tianjiahaoyoufengquhuashiliaotiankaichangbaiyoushenmeni？liaotiankaichangbaizenmejiangdeni？100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

1.ninhaoshiyigegushidekaishi“nixuyaohaohaodide”shixiaogushidemowei～

2.ninhao,xiangkankanwodenaobuzhongliuqiechengpianma?

3.ninhao,womenkeyixianghuzhijianjiasile。

4.mei～nidexueshengxiaofuyoudianerpiaoliangma,nenggoufalaigelianjiema。

5.ninhao，yuanfenmajialeneimepiaoliangdeqinjiejie，zuomengdoudezuomengxiaoxingle。

6.ninhao，shibushinizaisoujibugenwoshuohuaderiziyaoxiangkaibaoxiang。100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

7.nihaoa，zaibuzhibujue，kandaoleyigemingcheng，woxingenwoshuoyingdanglejieta！

 8.100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？ninhao，kanzhenixiangpianganjuenihenyouqizhiyincishoujishanglandoudangbuzhudezaijiashangnini。

9.ninhao，chenmoshijinya，zheiyihuierjianlexuduohuangjinleba。

10.ninhao，…weilegenghaodishinibuhuizailiuluojietou，weilegenghaodibuxunizaibeijiarencuihun，woxianyaojiejiuni。

11.ninhao，wosuiyidaguohaoduogeshujujiujiadao，zhenqimiaoa。

12.nihaoa，nixuyaoxiangxinnisuopengdaodemeiyigerenquanshiminglizhuding，huoxushiyiduanfeichanghaodehunyuanni。

 13.wohaibuqingchuruheduinishuo，wobaituoshiduoshaoyouxiurencainengneiyangyibuxiaoxindezaijiashangni。100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

14.ninhao，woshiyanzheyuelaodehongshengshoulianzhaohuilaidi。

16.ninhao，nizheimirendeliankongyaowoqueshikongzhibuzhuzishenzaijiashangleni。

17.100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？ninhao，woyouyigepenyougenwoshuojianide，tajiaoyuanfen～