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yi、duinideai，rutongdatuolajijinshan，fenbugushen。

er、nixiaoyici，woyenenggoukaixinhaojitian，nikuyici，woyeshangxinhenduoyue。

san、zaoshanggezhejiacengbolixiangni，wucantongguocanjuxiangni，linshuiqiandaishangheianxiangni，yitianchulai，wofeichangshanyuxiangni。

si、yunishouqianshou，haosiyinjinzuixiangtiandejianiang，zhizhishiguangjintou，yebukenfangkaishou。

wu、nenggoujiaowozhushuijiaoma？woyoudianerben，ganshenmedoufeichangrongyilouxian，duiniyouganjueyeshi。

 liu、jinwandaomingrizaoshangyoudianerxiangni，yuguzhongwubianweibuduanxiangni，shoucidixintaiweihai，huanghunjiangbianweidadaobaoxiang，qingxujianshaowudu，yugugaileiqiwenjiangbuduandaojiannijiezhi。

qi、kandaizheishijie，woyouwushuzhongxintai，kandaini，wojinyouaizheni。

ba、nidemingzi.jinguanjinyousangezi，henduan，keshizaoyizhanyoulewonongnongdexin。

jiu、bulunshiruhedeyinyou，ruhedexiangxiang，yinweiniweizhideyiqieeguo，wodouyaoqinchang。

shi、jiarusuiyueruge，neirangwolaipeizhenirenran，jiarusuiyuerudao，yaowogongniyushengshuailao。

shiyi、mancaoyoutaiyangheshui，zhiyuanyouqingfenghesheng，shiwoyushengyuni。

 shier、zheiyiquanshijie，jihujiumeiyouzuihaoshide，jinyouzuihaode。liruyuncaihetianshang，qingfenghecaoping，liruwoyanzhongdeni，jiqi，niyanzhongdewo。

 shisan、wohenxihuangenninizaiyiqidejuede，bingbingbushizaiyiqihuiyizhikeliaobuwandehuatitaolun，zhishizaiyiqijishibuhangsheng，yebuhuijuedenankan。

shisi、nishirenshijianzuikeaidexiaoxingchen，ailequanbuyuzhoukongjian，zhiweilegenghaodigennizhuangtou。

shiwu、shuohaigushilanhenyuan，shuohaishishanmenghenda，wozhiruonengyunizuoyitiaoxianshangdexiaomayi，yitiaoaiqingsuoshangdeqiufan。

shiliu、shijiezuiyirendefengjingdouburunideshuangmou，shijiezuiheiyindezhaozedidoudibuguonidejianmo。

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shiba、zheishiwodeshoubei，zheishiwodejiaomian，nishiwodeshangpin。

shijiu、womendeaiqingwujianbucui，dannishiwoderuanzhu。——《zhiwomennuannuandexiaoshiguang》

ershi、tingkeyilewenbuduiti，yemeishenmedadelixiang，weiyuanfangdingniaoniaochuiyanshi，niyizhizaishenbian，xinshenghuanxi。

 ershiyi、woxiangjiangnixiechuyibuxiaogushi，huoxihuobeihuoxiaosa，nibuyaojiwojianjiandixie，jianjiandixie，tidaonimantoubaifa，tidaonizhanzhanweiwei。

ershier、mengliyouni，gantianjiqi；xinliyouni，fengfujiqi；shenpangyouleni，xingfukuailejiqi。

ershisan、nishiwojieshunantaodeemeng，nishiwohusiluanxiangdelianren，nishiwozhanzhuannanmiandesinian。

 ershisi、ruguoquanshijiewoyekeyisheqi，zhishaohaiyouni，feichangzhidewoyaoquaixi，dannizaizheier，bianshishengmingqiji。——linyilian

ershiwu、xinliqiandianyilian，quanshijinierdong。yanliqianwanlirouqingsishui，jieshijinierqi。

ershiliu、riyueshini，xingkongshini，qunshanshini，jiangliushini，yushengtiandiwanwudoushini。

 ershiqi、conghaozhangshijianqianzhujian，woyebuzaixiangxinaiqingzheihuishier，erwopianyaoyujianleni，zhihouwoxianga，renzheiyibeizizongyaojianxinyici，jiusuanyiciyeba，neimanilei，ninengbunengyaowodejianxin，yiciyisheng。

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