土味情话套路大全 天地万物不如你

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1、wojinikepuyixialadedengji

中辣

中辣

香辣

变态辣

我想你辣

2、wojinikepuyixiayemeideleixing

草莓苗

草莓

黑树莓

曼越莓

今日你要我了莓

3、wojinikepuyixiayazidezhonglei

可达鸭

黄小鸭

扁嘴鸭

我想你呢鸭

4、wojinikepuyixiayoudebuyiyangleixing

口水油

食用油

食用橄榄油

我喜欢你油

5、wojinikepuyixiatiandeguilei

甜甜的

有点甜

非常甜

你和我甜

6、wojinikepuyixiatudedengji

一点也不土

有点儿土

土气

尤其土

比土腥味老爸还土

Iloveyou土

7、“niweishenmeluandongwodedongxi”

“woluandongnishenmele?”

“我心

8、“你属什么的”

“猪”

“cuonibenlaishibushuyuwode”

9、“ninyou2getaorenxihuanzhichu”

“那2个?

“nihenkeaiwotaorenxihuannini”

10、“woxiangruguonidexie”

“为何？

“woxiangpeiniduguowancishengdelu”

11、“jinqiyoudianermang”

“忙什么”

“忙着对你有感觉”

12、“duiniyouganjueshijianhenbubiandeshi”

“之后呢”

“keshiwopianpianxihuanremafan"!

13、“nizhihouxingzounengfoukanjiandiana”

“怎么啦”

“非得撞在我心中”

14、“laidajiatanyitan”

“谈什么呀”

“打情骂俏啊”

15、“真羡慕你”

“艳羡我什么”

“xianmuniyouzhewoneimejianqiangderen”

16、“nizhidaowoheshizhujianxiaizhudema”

“你喜爱猪”

“duiayujiannizhihoujiuxihuanzhule”

17“nizhidaonizaiwoxinzhongbirushuoma”

“比如说”

“xiangtuye，youyuwoxiangpaoni”

18、“wofaxianlenibianleyigeren”

“如何变了”

“bianchengleyigexiaogongju”

tuweiqinghuataoludaquanyoushenme？zheixieliaonvpengyoudetaoluqinghuaganjinjixialai。