女生聊天说手机没电了，男生面对不回微信如何幽默化解？

 shuoqimeiyikuanshoujishangdegonggongxingquexian，henyoukenengbianshiyongdianliang、fare……le，yinci，buhuiweixinruheyoumohuajie？zaihenvshengweixinliaotianquanguochengzhonghenyoukenengbianhuiyudaoshoujimeidianledezhuangkuang。neima，jiarunvhaihuiyingshoujimeidianweishenmehuibijiaohao？zenmecainengrangnvhaiburongyiganjueguoyibuqu，zidedejieguozheiyihuatitaolun？nvshengbuhuixiaoxiyoumohuifuyounaxie？

1、nv：a，woshoujikuaimeidianle！

 nan：neiyihoudajiaduoyuehuiba，lingjulixianliao，hainengshengxuduoshuidianfeini？(hainengweixiayicihuizhaoyigetuoci，bufangyishi)

 2、nvshengshuo“shoujimeidian”zheibushihequnvshensanbaozhiyide“xianzaolaidao”shiyigehanyima？nizhibixuhuiyiju“neimenixiandianchichongdianba，dengzhenichonglediandajiazaizaiciliao”。duiyuhoubiannengfouzhaohuati，neimejiukannvhaishishaxintaile。(bingqierujindeshoujishanghainengbianchongbianliaode，jiukannvhaishifoutuocibuyuanyunixianliaole)

 3、hui：wotuijiangeshoujirangni，xxxxx，shengyinda，yongdianliangzu，guanjianfangchao，jinyaoguantoujuebudiaolianzi。neiyangjiudakailexinhuatitaolunle，nenggoukankanertanle。nvshengbuhuixiaoxiyoumohuifuyounaxie？

 4、nijiushuo“qiahaoshiwoyidongdianyuan，yaobuwojinisongdao？”jiarunvhaiyuanyile，nisongyiwangyihoushundaizhaoyigediquyuegefan，canhouzaisongnvhaihuijiale，zheiyehenokde。jiarunvshengshuotaibubian，jujuele，yaobushiqueshiganjueguoyibuqumafanni，yaobubianshibuyuanyuniyoutaiduochupeng。

 5、buhuiweixinruheyoumohuajie？ruguoshinvshenghenixianliaoliaotianliaotianbuhuinini，zhishihenjiuyihoucaihuiyingnishoujimeidian，zheileizhuangkuangdehuanenggoubiaomingchunideguanzhu，yebiezhizenvhai，rangtafangsong。liru：“kanzhenizheimeduonianmeihui，wohaiyiweinishuijueleni？””wohendanyouniya，xiayicihaijidetizaogenwoshuo，bieyaowoneimedanyoule””laikanzhihouyunixianliaoyaorangnigaogexiaohaochongdiandianchile“……

 6、nvshengbuhuixiaoxiyoumohuifuyounaxie？jiarunvhaiyiqianhuiyingxinxijiubingbushihenjijizhudong，neimatahuiyingshoujimeidiandaduoshubianshiyizhiyongyu，jieyibuyuanyunixianliao，jinjinbutaihaolijiyunibiaoming，zhishiyongzheileiwanzhuandefangfa。zheileizhuangkuangdehua，jiushiqudehuiyingtagankuaiqudianchichongdianjiukeyile。

 buhuiweixinruheyoumohuajie？xianliaodeqingkuangxiapengdaoshoujimeidianleshizhuangkuanghenyiqiezhengchang，nanhaizimenyejiucibieguoduodezaihunvhaidaodiyounaxieqianzaixingdehanyi。gaohaoxiayicixianliaodexuannian，bubirengzaijiuchanbuqingerzaochengnvhaideyanjuan，bubiwujielenvshengdeyisi，jiukeyile。dengtashoujichonghaodian，youkeyizaidukaizhankaixindexianliaole。