幽默搞笑的微信开场白有哪些？怎样幽默聊天？看这里

juedaduoshudezhainanzhainvfeichangshaochupengqunti，keshitamenyoubixusuzao，weixindashanfangfazhenghehuzheiyileiquntideaihao。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？jinriwangbianjidahuoergongxianggaoxiaoyoumodeweixinkaichangbai，nvhaibeinidoudaogenbentingbuxialai。zenyangyoumoliaotian？weixindashanshiyoufangfade，meiyigerendoushiyoujingtixin，ruhetepolingyifangdetifangkaiqitadexinxianni?kuailaihewangbianyiqixuexishoujiweixingaoxiaokaichangbaiba!

搞笑幽默的微信开场白

1、发一张趣味，让人好奇心的照片以往。

liru：fayizhangtaweixinpengyouquandeyizhanggoudezhaopian。

jiashangwenben：zheishiniyangdegou?wusirenxingya(kuxiaobiaoqing)

zenyangyoumoliaotian？zheigeshihou，nvhaikendingshitixiaojiefei，keshitakendingshizhuyaobiaoxianhenshengqi。zheigeshihou，bianshuoqingkechifandaoqianyouhuiyongcanhaola!ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

2、我今天仿佛遇见你了，可是不太明确?

neiyangdefangfa，zaochengnvhaideqiuzhiyu。

suhuashuodehao：qiuzhiyumouhainvxing。zheijuhuashiqueshi。

nvhaihaowuyiwenhuihuidaowen：zainalia?

cikeninengbianyigediqu，suihouzaicebianshuoyixia，nagenvhaixiangtayiyangyouqizhizheileidehua。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

3、有意犯错误

youyifancuowusuanzuoyizhonggaojifangfa。

lirunvshengdewangmingjiao“angela”，ninengyouyiyonghanyutidaiyinbiaofayin“anjila”。

ninengshuo：“ninhao，anjila。”

meizi：“bingbushianjila，shiangela”

ni：“nikankan，niyaoshuonimeiji，nipingchangshifoujiaoweifeichangrongyijiya?”(zheierjiayigekuxiaodebiaoqing，jianqingyixiaxintai，zheijinjingewanxiaohua。)

4、赞扬法

renherenzhijiandexingfuyinxiang，henyoukenengjiulaizizuikaishichupengdeyijuzanyang。

xuduonanhaizizaiweixinshangbuqingchuruhequzanyangyigenvsheng，shuzuiduojiuyaoshuo：nihaomeia，nihaopiaoliangzheixie。

nvhaiyitingzheileihuadoushitiaojiancijidejuede，zheigenanrenhaowuyiwenxinhuaitumoubugui。xiangjinneiyangdezanyang，zaoyiyouchengqianshangwandenanshengdoushuoyiguo。

zhenshinengchudongneixindezanyangshi：zanyangyidingyaoyouguanjiandiandexushu。liru：

ni：nideshuangyanshuilinglingde，shibushinidaiyinxingyanjingle?

女孩：沒有啦

ni：nishuangyanfangfozaishuoyijuhua。

zenyangyoumoliaotian？nvhaihenyoukenenghuiwenshenmehua，jiexiaqubianshizhanxiannigaotankuolun，fengquyoumodejihuile!