聊天小技巧有哪些？你知道有哪些聊天套路整人吗？看这里

youshirichangshenghuohuanshibixuyidiankuailede，hetarenzhaowoliaozhaowoliaohuranzailaiyigezhaoshuegao，bingbushihenyouyisima，zenyangchulihaorenjiguanxi？jianxinneirenyekeyibeinidoudekaihuaidaxiao，ruhezhaohuatiliaotian？liaotianxiaojiqiaoyounaxie？jiexiaqujiuyiqilaikanyixiazheizhongliaotiantaoluegaoba。

聊天套路恶搞

1、ganwanbuxudong!jingjingdikanjianzheitiaoduanxiaoxi!kanyixiashangbian，kanyixiaxiabian，biewangjizuoceheyouce!kanwanlema?kanlejiushandiaoba!

2、zenmegaode?bonideshouji，yuyinbobaoshuo：ninbotongdeshiyidixiaolanzhu，qingzaisuobotongdehaoqianjiabozhushedianhuaquhao。zenyangchulihaorenjiguanxi？zhenbuxiangxin，zaibotongyibian，yuyinbobao：shebeiyibeizaisha。ruhezhaohuatiliaotian？liaotianxiaojiqiaoyounaxie？

3、wokeyixiangqizuilangmandeshi，bianshikanzhenijianjiandizhangpang。neibanwoyeyoushengzhurouchige。

4、tingwenchisuannenggou yufangjialiu，juedehenyoudadaoli，niyaoya：chiwansuantou，tarenxianniyouweier，bukentiejinni，jialiubingduyejiujinyuanzebushangshenle!heihei，chumenkoubiewangjihanliangbansuantoue!ruhezhaohuatiliaotian？liaotianxiaojiqiaoyounaxie？

5、pengdaonishiwoxinzhongdongxindegangkaishi，aishangnishiwoxingfukuailedetiaoxuan;zhuiqiuwanmeinishiwoxinzhongmaixiangxingfudeqidian;youzhenishiwoxinzhongzuibaoguidecaifu;mairuhongditanjiushiwoyonghengbubiandequdongli!quehandejiushiwocuofarenle!

6、erduoyangma?neiyiweizhewozaixiangni，yanjingfayangma?neiyiweizhewoxiangjianni，zuiyangma?neiyiweizhewojuedeqinwen，shentiyangma?neiyiweizhe……biexiaxiangle，doukuaizhangshizile，ganjinxianzaoba!zenyangchulihaorenjiguanxi？

7、shiwosanjuhuaxianggennishuo，baohanxiabianzheiyiju，ganxiewoshuowanle。

8、“henhuailianneiyiduanshenghuo，niyizhizaiwoqianbianniuniunieniedezouzaixiangjiandexiaolu，dixiatou，cunlirenjianledajiadoukuani：hei，youhaokanyouzhengjie!yekuawo：duomehaodexiaohai，neimexiaobanjijiuchuqufangzhu!”

9、cicifaxiaoxi，guanjianyousangemudi：yishizengjinganqing;ershixiaomoshiguang;sanjiushiwohenchengdanzerendiduinishuo：qiwenliangle，haijideqianwanbiechuankaidangkule。”

 10、liaotianxiaojiqiaoyounaxie？edeqingkuangxiabuyaochi!wobaozhengle;kundeqingkuangxiabushui!yinweiwobaozhengle;lengdeqingkuangxiabuyongyi，woyoubaozhengle。woneimeqiangdeyigeren，keshia，xiangnianni，bugaosuni，womeibaozheng。