聊天攻略：谈恋爱笑话神级回复有哪些？

chuduixiangdeqingkuangxiapengdaokunjinggaizenmeban，cikeyaoshiyigexiaohuajiunengbaituonankanjushi，liaotiangonglveyounaxie？jinriwangbianjidahuoergongxiangchuduixiangduanzishishangzuiqianghuiying，baonikaihuaidaxiao。liaotianmeihuatizenmeban？yinggaizenmedashan？youmoderenyizhigengjubeiyouhuoli，yegengnengtaodenvhaidehuanxin，kuailaihewangbianyiqikanyixiajingdianhuifuchuduixiangxiaohuaba!

处对象段子史上最强回应

1.liaotiangonglveyounaxie？fuqin：“shibushiniyoudayaoshoule!nijiaodaozhurenbujiutongdianhuashuonikaoshichengjipingxingxianxiajiang。shuoguojihuiyouxishangyinbutaihao，niquanwangzhengjieleduiba，nitmdaoshishuoshuohuaa!nixinbuxinkongziyixiazitinichubanghuia!”haizi：“woqu，ba，duibuqi，xianzaiwojiuyaoxuexipeixun!!!bietiwo!!!”liaotianmeihuatizenmeban？yinggaizenmedashan？

 2.meitianyishaxiaozhewang，zheidoushenmeyuyan???zuoriyutongxuemenguangjiegouwu，yigenandehuilaiwendajia：“doyouknowkendejizainaer?”oujianmosanmiao：“aidon''''tknowsimida”zaizhuanwentongxuemen，tongxuemendayue：“zhigo，bubiturnwan，firstjiekouzuoguai，younengsee!”

3.gaoxiaoyoumobiaomeichuduixiangduanzi，jialiyouxiaobiaomeiyimei，biyehousannianwunanpengyou，yiri，tabahezuijiu，jiuwentashuo：“nizabutanlianaini?shifoumeiyourenzhui。”qinjiejiehuiying：“bingbushi，zhuiwodenanrenguoduo，.wozailimianzeyouluyong，haimeiyouxuanhao。”tabahuranxiaole，shuo：“jiuxihuanguinvzheileixingqing，meiyourenzhui，haiganchui。”haizibeibabaweixiule，tapaoquzhaomafalaosao：“muqin，youxierendanihaizininengruhe?”muqin：“wonengdatadehaizifuchou!”haizi：“……”

4.liaotiangonglveyounaxie？laogong：“qinaidede，nixuyaodehufupin，wodoujinimaiqile，neimeniyegaiweiwomaixieshenmeba!”laopo：“neijiushiziran，zhongwurangnimaiyidadaifeizaofenba!”zhenzhengdeaiqingyizhongyongnao，hunyinshenghuoshiyizhongtilihuo。ganqinghaoxiangdaqiaopai，quankaoshuaxinyan;hunyinshenghuohaoxiangwanpai，quankaoyunshi。liaotianmeihuatizenmeban？yinggaizenmedashan？

 5.duiqingchunyousantiaotiyi：diyishisisuo，diershisisuo，disanshibukeyilaoshisisuo。qiaomenzuixiangdeyidingshishoufeibiaozhunde，qiaomenjiaoqingdeyidingshituixiaochanpinde。zhuiqiuwanmeinvhaiyongshiwen;jilumiyuelvxingyongmeiwen;jifengxifuyongzawen。

6.shigelangsongbisaiwanbiyihou，jiaodaozhurenzuoxiaojie：“dajiafayanshi，yuyanyaojianjie，yaoyoubiaoxianli。liaotiangonglveyounaxie？linyutanglaoxianshengshuoguoyijuhua，‘yipianjingcaifenchengdeyanshuo，yingdangxiangmeishaonvchuandechaoduanqun，yueshaoyuehao’。”yigexueyuanshenshoutichuwenti：“neiruguoyijuhuayebuyongshuoni?”jiaodaozhurenshengsejulidao：“jinzhishuawulai!”