聊天小技巧有哪些？一起来看看这些机智幽默的对话吧

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机智幽默的会话

 1、hexiangqinyuehuidemeinvdaileyiwanshanghou，wocongcishoubule。zenyangchulihaorenjiguanxi？haixingshiqianfenpeilegepenyoutongdianhua，neiyangwoyenengtuituoxianlikai。wofanhuizhuopang，zhuangchuyifuyinyudexiaobiaoqing，shuo：youyigebeijudexinxi，wodeyeyebujiuguoshi。meinv：ganjibujin!jiarunideyeyemeisi，wodeyeyejiudequshile!ruhezhaohuatiliaotian？liaotianxiaojiqiaoyounaxie？

2、美女：我漂亮吗，说起实话的呀?

wo：haokan，queshihaokan!

meinv：ai!weishenmeya?wobutaixihuandedoushuowohaokan，wohenxihuandequebuliwoni?

3、女人：他有只双眼是瞎的，你为什么不跟我说?

meipo：duinishuoledea，dajiadiyicijianmian，wobianshuo：tayiyanjiukanhaonini。

4、美女：你之前谈恋爱了吗?

我：有，分手。

 meinv：zenyangchulihaorenjiguanxi？yidingjiushinibabierenjishuaile!dajiananshengya，jiumeiyouyigehaochanpin，bingbushiyiguanqinshou，bianshihouyanwuchi!ai，nishinayangya?”ruhezhaohuatiliaotian？liaotianxiaojiqiaoyounaxie？

5、女：你没房没车来相哪些亲，非诚勿扰你清楚吗?

男：奉献爱心来啦。

6、美女：听闻家里有辆红旗轿车呀?

wo：neishiwogede，bingbushiwode!”

meinv：a?jiushinigedeya!tajiehunlema?tanlianailema?

7、同学们相亲约会，短消息求助!

wojuqidianhua：wei，niyizhizaizuoshenme?rengzaiwaibianyouguang?haizizaijialiedewawadaku，gankuaihuijialeweimuru!

8、美女：大家如果结婚了，就搬出来住吧，婆媳之间不益处的。

wo：burongyide，anniangheandasaochudetingbucuodeya!

meinv：ruhezhaohuatiliaotian？nigeshagua!nvxingdouxinxiongxiazhai，taneixinzhuangzhenidasao，nayeyoudifangfangwoa!