最幽默聊天开场白有哪些？怎样幽默聊天？

 zhenduipaoniuzheiyijianshier，ruguonimaikailediyibubianhuiyuelaiyuejianyi，zenyangyoumoliaotian？zuifengquliaotiankaichangbaijinixianliaodezuichujiuxianrenyibu，gangkaishijiuxiyinzhutadezhuanzhulishiyigehenfeichanghaodefangshi，neimayaozenmefengqudeliaotiankaichangni?liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？hewangbianyiqikanyixiafengqudeliaotiankaichangbaishiruhedeba!

最风趣聊天开场白

一、呈现风趣的开场词

 zenyangyoumoliaotian？xuduo renyunvhaipengmianhou，tongchangdiyijuhuahuitiaoxuanxianziwojieshao。liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？

zheiyibuzhoushiduide，yeshiduinvhaidewenminglimaohezhongshi。

danjiarunishangqujiuxianghuzhijianketao，yipengmianbianshi“ninhao，woshixx”、“feichanggaoxingrenshini”…

zheizongshizainiyutazhongjianyoudaqileyigeshengshudetianranpingzhang，fenhaojianqingbushangdajianankandefenwei。

yiner，yongquweidekaichangciziwojieshao，caisuanshichudongnvhaidediyibu。

yongfanzhuandefangfaziwojieshao，liru：“ninhao，jiarunisuowen，woshikanqilainankandexxx。”

yongqiwaihaodefangfaziwojieshao，liru：“ninhao，wodemingzijiaoheimawangzi，yuanbenshilongtan，beinideguanghuizhegaile。”

 huoshi，yifengquzanyanglingyifangdefangfaqushengchanzhizaokaichangci，liru：“nijintianchuanzhedabandehenpiaoliangni，shiweiwokeyichuanzhedabandeme”、“nijintiandeqizhigaoya，chenwodekushuai，yidianyebuluoxiafeng”zheixie。liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？

yongzheizhongquweidekaichangcixiangxijieshao，rangnvhaiyanqianyiliang，kuaisuhetamenlajinganqingjianju。

二、融合近期时兴网络热点的开场词

jinqijiaoweitongsuhuaderedianshijian，dazhongwenhua，henduorenhuiguanxin，ninengguanxin，nvhaiyiyangyehuiguanxin。

ruzuijinxinshangyingdianying，huoshijinqihuobaodeyixieshuben、dongmanmanhuaheshishiredianzheixie。

 zaiyouhuishi，nidekaichangcijiukeyironghezheizhongwangluoredian，liru：“nikankan《xx》zheibuyingpianlemeiyou?”、“jinqi，zheibenxxtinghuo，nikankanle?”

huoshi“zuijin，zaiwangshangchaoredexxexingshijian，jiniguanxinma”zheixie。

nvhaiyidanpengdaotamenhenganxingqudeneirong，tajiuyidinghuixinggaocailiedecanjiajinnidehuatitaolun，fabutazishendeguandian。

 zenyangyoumoliaotian？zaitamenshanyudexingyeli，nvhaidexintaiyehuishifangyalichulai、gengyouxinxin，chanshengshufudexianliaofenwei，youhuiyehuiyuelaiyuegengweideyuanman。

三、共享趣味亲身经历的开场词

 youhuidequanguochengzhong，dajiadouhuaiyoudeyigemudi，bianshizaizheigequanguochengzhong，qujiazhongduinvhaidezhangwo，zhangwolingyifangshigeshenmexingge、kandaishenmeshiqingyounaxiexintaideren。

yiyangde，nvhaideniantouyeshizheiban!

 yinci ，gongxiangquweideqinshenjinglidekaichangci，jiunengkuaisudekaiqihuatitaolun，rangxianghugaotankuolun，youyunvhaizaizheigequanguochenglinengzhangwodaonidezuoshiweirendegexing。

liru：xiangjinde“qianbujiu，wogongzuozhongpengdaoyijianhaowandeshi…”、“jinqi，zaiditieshangkanjian…”zheixiekaichangci。

zheizhongquweidekaichangci，bianshisuibiangouqigongmingdian、baituogaliaodehaotanlunhuati。

 zenyangyoumoliaotian？danshiyaoliuyi，zainihenvshenghaibutaishudezhuangkuangxia，jinkenengtiaoyixiequweigaoxiao、wuguantongyangdeyouqudeshilaigongxiang，guoduodexiangjinmaiyuanbumanyidebiaoshu，zehuiweihaizishendepinpaixingxiang。