聊天技巧哪些比较实用？情侣聊天话题的幽默句子有哪些？看这里

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1.早晨赶公交车

4.bierenyouxieshiqingkuang，ershiwodejinjinshenying~~。

 5.dashandejiqiaoyounaxie？huanghuayuchengnuodechabiequjueyu：yigeshitingderenzhendele，yigeshishuoderenzhendele。liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？zenyangtigaoqingshang？

 6.yibawanglongjingguoxianjiaotongdaxueshidaoletangxishoujian，chuquhoutawuyandao：“555，yibeizizongsuanbuchouzhaobudaonanpengyoule……”

7.nirangwogun，wogunle。nirangwohuijia，baoqian，gunyuanle。

8.xingfujiushigebijiaoji,yaoyouwupinpudicaichajuedao。

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 9.0suidengchangxianshen，shisuitiantianxiangshang。ershisuiyuandamubiao，sanshisuifafentuqiang。sishisuijichudingxiang，wushisuisuichushouhuanying。60suidawanpai，qishisuisuichuyouguang。bashisuilahuajiachang，90suiguazaiqiangbi!

 10.wohuabawanmailaigexihantaoqi，zuoerdao《jianbao》pindaokaizhanpingding，quanweizhuanjiayansurenzhendishuo：“zheinashixihande?tashishangxingqide!”

11.zhengfubumendianjizheruheyouxiaojiaoshui，laozongdianjizheruheshuishouchouhua，keshiwodianjizheruheyouxiaoduoshui!

 12.haogemen，shuoshuoxinlihua，womenjiachedeqingkuangxiaqueshiqianwanbuyaoyinjiu，ge……，niyaoa，jiaruzhuangdaoledianxianganzi，zheijiusachuqu，ge……duokeshia!liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？zenyangtigaoqingshang？

13.ganshenmelaokanzhewo?

henbaoqian,woshiyishudashi,ningwangpiaoliangmeinvshiwogongzuo。

14.meirenhuixihuanwo。

ninhao，wodemingzijiaomeiren。

15.jinrideyuhaoda。

对啊!对啊!

neishiyouyulaotianyechongzhenitangkoushui。

16.xihuanyigerenyaodashengshuochulai。

出去!

17.“gujinirujinyidingbijiaomang，yinci.wojuecefazheiyitiaoduanxiaoxi。”dashandejiqiaoyounaxie？

“bumanga，weiheneimeshuo?”

“youyuwojuedefadeshishangyitiaodeqiansangezi。”

18.我睡觉啦!

嗯。

xinglaiyihouniyaohuixihuanwoma?

讨厌了。

那我不会睡了。

19.jiaruyouxierenzhuiwo，nizenmeban?

我也摔倒他!

20.niweishamowoshou?

wozhishixiangyaozhidaonichangchangyongdemuyuruzenmeyangyong。

21.woaishangleyigenvde。

她一定很美吧!

你太自以为是了。

22.nan：xiangxin，zaozhongwanwoxiangchuxianzaijialidefanzhuoqian。

女：你准备送餐员?

23.nan：zainiyanqian，woshizhongshicuode。

nv：shijishanghaikeyibushizheiyimoyang。yuanyiweizainiyanqian，woshizhongshiduide!

24.nv：qinaidedi，niqiaowohenpiaoliangya!

nan：qinaidedi，wojuedeninhaoziyiweishia!

nv：，nijiwogunchuangxiabianqu!

25.女：不在?

男：我无所不在!

26.女：晕哦

nan：lai，wangwohuaizhongyun，comeonbaby!

27.nv：hehehe;nijiaoshenmemingzi?

nan：womeijiaoa，niyoumeifeiliwo?

28.nv：woshixunwennimingzi。

nan：oye～wofuxingnangongjiaopengyou，tongchengnanpengyou!

29.nv：youzhanwohuasuan。

nan：niyoubushixiaoshoushichanglidecai，wozhannihuasuanzuoshen?

30.nv：hehehe，nizhenfengqu!

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男：大家都那麼说!

31.nv：nizhenbuqianxu。

nan：cuo!shiwobuhuixuqingjiayi!

32.nv：ninhaoziyiweishi!

男：错!我是信心!

33.nv：wofuleni。

nan：wo60gongjinzai，nifudejinlaime?

34.女：你多大?

nan：wufamiaoshu，henkuiwei!

35.nv：nidenianjishiduoshao?

nan：ererdesi，sisishiliu，shiliujiabajiandiaosideshiduoshao?

女：二十

nan：huiyingqiadang，keshimeijiang。

36.男：你多大?

女：我十八了。

男：十八真棒!

女：何以见得?

nan：doushuoshibashibayiduohuaha!

女：那又如何?

nan：womaomeixiangzhaini，zenyang?

nv：woshidaicidemeiguihua，nibuhaipa?

nan：pazidalebuchulai。

37.nv：nishinalide?

男：中华。

女：额，中华哪儿?

nan：kuijiu，zaixiasihaiweijiasichubenbo!

38.nv：zhendemade?

nan：pingnideconghuiwohongdelenimei?

39.wen：huangshannvnenggouqiniankanbudaoguojingnikeyime?

da：wonengyibeizikanbudaoguojing。

40.wen：sigezimiaoshuyixianidejiacheshuizhun。

答：交警队无奈。

41.wen：yigerengennishuo“ouchideyanbinichidefanhaiduo!!”biaomingnaxie?

答：口重

42.wen：kanleshoushoushipinjiaodadeganshoushisha?

答：手机上很差了。

43.wen：gongcheshangyinandecailenidejiao，gennishuo“woshizhoudong”，nidefanying?

da：caihuijia。zhihounenggouxianbaila，wocaiguozhoudong!

44.wen：nilanqingma?

da：zhiqiantarenquanshiyongjingtanhaogenwoshuo

45.wen：“quxiangqin，duimenneinvdeliezuiyixiao，lianbuhaohouyikuaifenwangxiadiaole，wogaizenmezuo?”……

da：“nintaikeqile，diyicijianmianjiusongguwu。”

46.wen：jiarunizaitushuguanqukanshu，zhengchimishi，duimendeyixingpengyouyongjiaolaipenglenisanci，nineng?

答：踩下。

47.wen：lianren2gedouhuiqqshang，keshishuangfangdoubuhangshengxianyoushifenzhong，biaomingnaxie?

答：老总在旁边。

48.wen：rangni1200yuan，maishenmechehao?

da：maifuxiangqiba，yousigecheni!ciwaiyeyousigebaomawuxi。

49.wen：yangleshiniandexiaochongwuhexiangchu1zhoudeqinglv，wubifangqiyige，nixuannaxie?

da：fangqichongwuba，batazengjiqinglv。

50.wen：wanhunyongshenmechehaoquxifuzuicool?

da：bujiadiweihangyinlu，asidunmadingpaishe，qibolinds8baojiahuhang，xinniangxinlangqilv。

51.wen：dangqinglv/zhangfucongshushuihuranjinbaonijuede“woaini，nixibuxihuanwo?'

da：nibuyaohexingta，qingqingwen：“wojiaoshenmea?……”

52.wen：lingwaishuo1yanghua，kansheiheshiwoxinyoulingxi~~

答：1养花

53.wen：yinanheyinvzhuleyiye，quandoumeigan!dajiajianxinma?

da：jianxin。doushizheni，meigan。

54.wen：xiangqinyuehuishi，nvxinggennishuo：nimeifangmeichelaixiangnaxieqin?nizenmehuiying?

答：奉献爱心来啦。

55.zhuileniwunianle，jiajiwohaoma?

buxinga，nineimechouyidinghenlanqing。

zenmekenenghua，woneimeqiong。

56.nv：diyicijianwobabamama，nitiqianzhunbeisongshadongdong?

nan：ziranyaosongfenhaoliluo!

nv：wa!neimenimaishenmehaoliya!

男：外孙子或孙女。

57.wen：guojingmeiyoucheweihehuangshannvhainizhetani?

da：weishenmeshuomeiyouche?tayizhiyongdiaopai!

58.wen：wan10dianyitongshixinxifaguolai‘wolaogongbuzai’zenmehui!!!???

答：我马上到……

59.wen：jiaruyouxierenwen，wonengzhuinibu?zenmehuidabijiaohao??

da：weishenmezhuiwo?woyoubingbushijizhitangjiang。。。

60.wen：niduziyirenliuluohuangdao，shoujimeixinhao，hurannengdaguo，nidiyigedianhuadajishei?

da：zhongguoyidongtongxin，jubaotamen!ruheshujuxinhaoneimecha!

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61.wen：xinlihuaniruguonanshengniqidaizishenxiang***yiyangyouyiduinvxingma?

da：xiwangzishenshiyigeyouzheyidui***denvxing……

62.wen：rangniyiyi,jinicong2louwangxiatiao,nixiangyaofa?

da：qingxianbayiyiduizailoudixia，wolikewangshangtiao。

63.wen：fenshouzhihouyouyifangshuo：“woneixinburongyizaizourutarenle”。nixinma?

da：neixinburongyi，keshirentihui。

64.wen：nijuedenideshenshangzuifeichangzhideweichidezhiliangshisha?

答：将错就错。

65.wen：yeli，yijingxianzao，huran，fajue，duoleyizhishouzaibangnicuobei!ni。。。

da：qiaoqiaobatadewanbiaohezuanjieluchulai。

66.wen：baibeidan，bairuzi，baizhenxin，bailiangtuodaibiaozhenaxie?

da：baidafu，bianshixiangyaonibai

67.wen：nanshengjinvshengmeirifa100haojitiaoduanxiaoxi，keshidianhuafeichangshao，biaomingnaxie

da：tadinglegebaoniantaocanneirong

68.wen：zhizilakuzile——daliangweiyingguozhengjiezhimingrenshi!

da：ao!ba，ma!xilali!

69.wen：jiaruyouxierenkanguonidezhaopianhou，shuo“nankan~”。。。。。

da：yuanbishuo'haomengdexiaohouzi'yaoxingba

70.qiaobuqiwodenanrenneimeduo,nisuanlaoji?

(dangyigemeinvbishinimanhengwuli，wulai，jiaozha，buxiangyangshi~)

71.kansiyinweiwobuyongshuo,niyaomeishimeirenjini!

(zhuweixiongdi，youmuyoupiaoliangmeinvwennibufangbianshuodenantini~yingduinvyouyefeichanghao，tiaodouyong)

72.wobujinyunqihao,zuxianyefeichanghao!

(hehehehaoyunqideqingkuangxianenggouyixiao)

73.zaibiwo,zaibiwoyejiasijinimen!

(dangpiaoliangmeinvyizaixunwennishazinantiqingkuangxianenggouyiyong)

74.wen：ninaguodezuiqiangbdezuoangongjushisha?

da：tt。(shayirenyuwuxingzhizhong)

75.wen：yongsigezixingrongzijidexiangmao!

答：不提也罢

76.wen：nikudoujinyou2yuanqian，zenmejiejuesancan???

da：maiyigepowan，dunjietou

77.wen：womaifangdegongyuanlijingranwadaoleyijuyiti，wogaizenmezuo?xubuxuyaojingbao

da：zaiciwa，xiabianyeyoulingbingyong

78.wen：shuoyigelingnvezishenzuicankudefangfa?

da：yirentundiaokfctaocan

79.wen：jini1w，rangnilaixiaoqumenkougaohan3sheng：“yulanjiejiewoaini”，nigansha

da：nenggou“han”，keshibu“gan”。

80.goubuzheba,zuojiaocaiyoujiaoshangshiyixia

(yanlidajidisanzheai，wanxiaohuanvhaijiaoxiaolinglong，suinishangcesuo~)

81.youderenhuozhe,tazaoyiqushile.youderenhuozhe,tazaokeele!

(qinaohaikeyifengqu~)

 82.nijuede...nixihuanwo?shijishang...woyikaishi...shijishangyinweiwo...aigennishuoleba,shijishangyinweiwotingxiaizijide.

(gaobainanme~nuanweinanme~lejieshuoshenmehuajiubuhuitainanle，qudechenggongshizhongzaoxingyishu)

83.qingshanyijiuzai,jinjinyoudianerhong.

(e，nage，xiangdaoyijushaonvxueqishijueqingwu~)

84.nishiyinshui,huanshiyinshui,huanshiyinshui?suinitiao!

(nishigerenshouzang,huanshigerenshouzang,huanshigerenshouzang?suinitiao!)

85.kongzibujinyouche,huanshizizhude!

(yingduifujianvdejuepin~zijitaoyanbaijinzhuyideha)

86.yibaneryan，zhangfushou，bingbushixifuchongdongguoqiangbianshixifuguoduxiaoqi。xiwangwoshoushiyouyudiyixiang。

(yibaneryan，woneimeshou，danshiniyouneimexiaijizanmaichide，xifu，nijuede，zanshiyouyushishenmeyuanyinshoudeni?)

 87.yigerenyaoshizhangdehaokandian，tabuguanganyidianernaxiedajiadouganjuebeishuangyouxiao，beishuangyiqiezhengchang。nikankan，wodangshiluopaodoumeiyourenkan~

(shijishangzanshuaidedoumeiyourenkanzanluopaole。。。)

88.“yaowoxianjiancexianidezhili，yijiayidengyuji?”

tamashanghuiyinglewo，zheixiaohaizifanyingfeikuai，tadehuiyingshichaowolianbuoutukoukoushui。!

(nikankanzanpengyoujiaxiaohaiziduoconghui，haixingmeipowoyiliantongziniao~)

 89.jinmaodasha:shanghaitandeyinjing，kanqilaitinghaozhuangde，zhibuguoshi……zheinanxinggaowanruheyigezaishangmianyigezaixiamian?jixing?

(谨慎使用。。。)

90.shuaiyouyigepyong?nongbuhaohaibingbushibeizuzijitundiao!

(younvxinggennishuo“neigerenchaoshuaia'，'nagedapaimingxingzhenshuai'deme?yijuhuayesita)

91.jiaodaowoniyejiuwuxuanxinle,meiyoucuobushangdeshi!

(hahaha~nvpengyoujiaonigouwuleme?youjiaonibangzhume?shuozheiyizaibangtahaohaodidegaohao，shijixiaoguoshifougengqiang?)

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92.biejiaolvbuan,bushiwonaxieshanren......(dahuajiannanme?xiangxinzijimeiyoucuo!)

93.ruguoniyishengdan,womenbianmashangbatacaipo,jueburangxiaolingdaohefumulejie!(woshichuangtiaodouwanxiaohua)

94.biexie,xiewanhairuheyoulianxiangnishoukuana!

(ruguonijimmbangzhuhuoshizuoyixierangtaganxiedeshi~hahaha，yesita，dangxinxiaoquanquan)

95.haichiyouzhashiwuni，qiaonilianbudedou!doukuainenglianwuziqile!

(wei，xiongdi，shiyajiushizheigeweier~)

96.biaomianqingchunnianshaocuican，xinlipolanbukan。

(womenshitongyizhongren，biaomianqingchunnianshaocuican，xinlipolanbukan。。。)

 97.wonengyishutuyadajialejieme?wojingchangjiezhemusequyishutuya`wochenmeiyourendeqingkuangxiajiutu：banlizhengjian：139…………

(。。。yincinijianghaogenwoshuoba，zanyishutuyajishuxingyiliu~)

98.nan：wobudongle，weihenikeyikanshuaige，woyebukeyishangxipiaoliangmeinv?

nv：woshangxishuainanjiaoxinshangmeihaoshiwu，dannineijiushikaolvxinlijianbuderendeguannian。

99.“dangxin”wobianlaleyixiatabianjiangdao。

takanguowoyixia，yilvdexunwendao“zenmela?lawoganshenme?”

“youyigexiaomayi，biejiangnibandaole。”

(benrenyigeshizhijinkouguojiguanli~)

100.nv：nanrenbunengguan，yueguanyuehundan!

nan：dashandejiqiaoyounaxie？nvxingbukeyichong，yuechongyueyouyizhong!