你知道怎么说话幽默吗？

 fengqushizijidegezhonggeyangjianshi、boxueduocai、zhihuixingzaiyuyanzhongdejizhonghuafuxian，shizheizhongnengbawozhukebeihuofengquxiangxiangdegongzuonengli，zheishiduishehuifazhanshangzhuduoburongqia、bukexuedehuangdan、pianmianxing、quedian、maodunbenzhidebiaomingheduiyixiefanchangguiyantanjuzhidexushu。rangshuohuayuelaiyuefengqu，feichangrongyirangrenxianglaitiejin；rangshuohuayuelaiyuefengqu，shitiejintaderenyefasongdaoqingsongzizaidefenwei；rangshuohuayuelaiyuefengqu，gengnengzengjiarenshengdaoludefengcai。

 fengqudenengliangnenggoushirenmenxinlidejiaolvbuanheyalishifangchu,huaweiqingqingsongsongdexiaodao。fengqudenengliangburongyishinizhanggezihuojianfeishoushen，burongyibangnijieqingzhangdan，yeburongyibangniganhuoer，dantaqueshinengxiezhunichulirenjijiaowangnanti，rongqiatongnianlinghuowangnianxianghuguanxi。zenmeliaotian？zaigoutongjiaoliuzhong，tahaosirunhuaye，kehelidijiejuemaodunhemaodun，nenggoushirenmentanrandijiejuegoutongjiaoliuzhongjianghuipengdaodejiongjing。

一、怎么聊天风趣

1、错乱成趣

 bayiqiezhengchangderenwujiaose，huoshizhuguanyinsuyushijixiaoguozaibixubiaozhunxiajiaohuanbuwei。cenghongjiyishidewudaojiadengkenxiexinjixiangyoumodashixiaobonashiai，tazaixinshangshuo：“jiaruwomenliangronghe，chanxiadexiaohai，juyouwopiaoliangdebiaomian，youyoulenimingzhidetounao，zheigaiduomiaoya！”xiaobonaqueyoumodihuixinshuo：“jiaruxiaohaidebiaomianxiangwo，tounaoquewoyiwei，neigaiyouduozaoa！”

2、移花接木

 zenmeliaotianfengqu？bazaimouleichangsuoxiafeichangshidangdejuqinghuoxianliao，yizhidaolingyigejieranbutongdechangsuozhong，chaoguodanguanxiangqing、“huangdan”kebeidefengqushijixiaoguo。kexuejiagewaliefuzaiyihuishoukeshi,yimingdaxueshenghuranxuexijijiao，zaochengyizhengpianhongxiao。gewaliefuquebulushengsedikanguoxiazishendeguabiaoshuo：“wozheizhibiaowushile，xiangbudaorujinyichenglingchen。danshi，qingxiaopengyoumenxiangxinzijidehua，xiongjibaoxiaoshididengdongwudezheizhongbennengfanying。”。

3、蓄意卖关子

 zenmeliaotian？zuixianxianliaoxuyimingquetichu1gefeichangrongyishirenchanshengwujiedeyiju，suihouzaizuochu1gechuhuyiliaodepouxihebiaoshu。wenxuejiakenan·daoerzailuomadiguoshi，yihuichengzuodeshiqubinguan，zhongtulianggerenliaoleqilai。jiashiyuanwen：“niyeshikenan·daoerlaoxianshengma？”“niruhepanduanzijidemingzi？”kenan·daoerqiguaidixunwendao。“a，jianyidehen，niyeshizailuomadiguoditiezhanjinrucheneide，nideyizheshiyingguoshide，nidedaiziliwailu1benzhentanxiaoshuolai。”“taiweidale！”kenan·daoerjiaoqilai，tahenjingyazaixibanyahuiyudaoxiayige“kenandaoer”。taxiguanxingdishuojiju：“niyaojiandaobiedenaxieyinhenmeiyou？”“meiyou，meiyouqita，chukaizainipixianggaowohaijiandaonidemingzi.wai。”，kandejian，jiashiyuanxuyimaiguanzi，rangkenan·daoerwurenweitashixiayige“kenandaoer”。suihou，jiashiyuanzaiyixiangbudaodibiaoshu,daozhimingxiandeyoumofengqu。

4、巧设伏笔

 ruguonimiaoshumoujianyouqudeshideneishihou，bubijiqiexianshixinxijieguo，liyingchendezhuqi，jitingzhonggoujianzheizhongfubi。tangruonijibukenaidibajieguojiangchuqu，huogenjuxiaobiaoqingzishidezhuanbianbiaoluchuqu，fengqubianjiuhuisangshifalvxiaoli，zhiyoulingrenjuedesaoxing。

 tangbohuzaiji《baishoutu》ticishi，yingduishoutu，datouqueshuolejijuyubaishouhenshimaodundehua：“zheiyiniangmenshigui。”bingbushirenshishenme，zheiyifubihenshixiyinzhutingzhong，yinlaitingzhongdengdayan。tangruotalikejiangchu“jiutianxiannvxiachenshi”deshici，nijiuwufengqukexunle。suihouyiyiyangdefangshi jiangguoxiabianjiju“9gehaiziquanshizei，toulaixiantaoxianmama”。

 zaiyutarenxiangchushizaisuonanmianchanshengmouxieduoyudemoca。jiaruzheishitanrandikaigewanxiaohua，jiaolvbuandefenweijiunengzuyijianqing，bingqielingyifanghaihuibeinidefengcaisuoxiyinzhu，beinidekaikuoxiongjinsuodadong，zuizhongzhenshiyuanyidijienani。

 huanjuhuashuozenmeliaotianfengqu？fengqushishejiaomeitiqudechenggongdebaowu。yingyongfengqudenengliang，renmenjiunenggenjuqudechenggongdeshejiaomeiti，taruqudechenggongdelumian。keshi，yaobaozhengyantanjuzhifengqu，miaoyanchengqu，nijiuwubichixufengfuzishen，chixucongbujiqishudeshujiezhongxiqufengqudezhihuixing。