说话幽默，幽默聊天开场白

 zenmekuarenshiyimenzaoxingyishu，yaokuadaohaodianzishang，bingqiewufahenzhijiedezenmekuaren，huishirenganjuefuyanleshidejuede，jiaruyongshangyoumoliaotiankaichangbaizenmekuaren，shijixiaoguobianhuifeichanghao。xiabianshiwoguizhengdeyoumoyoukuarendeqiaopihua，reliehuanyinggeweiyueduwenzhang，gongnincanzhao。

幽默又夸人的俏皮话

1、领导干部入睡，我执勤，跟谁入睡我不会讲。

2、jingyu，jingyucaineng，heyuxingqing，jiuyuxindishanliang，zhongyurenpin。

3、lingdaoganbujiu，wodang，zaobaxingmingxianjidang。

 4、shuaidediaozha，bahuangchaoji，mizhuganwanmeishaonv，dangchupaoxialinqingxia，shuaikaidaiannawangfei，renjiaoganqingzhongxiongshouguijianchoudebianshini。

5、miaotiaoshunvjiezanmei，qingsiyouyoudaotianliang。

6、lingdaoganbudeyongqishizanmendejiujing，lingdaoganbudemianbubiaoqingshizanmendeqingxu。

7、lingdaoganbuyouzhenxinshiyi，chengjuhenduoren，qianwanjiatongxun，qiaruyijiaqin。

8、zixinxintiandiyizhibi，wenyehengzong，wuyehengzong，weizhentianxiamujun。

9、nideyifukuzihenmei，nidezuibagenghaokan。

10、lingdaoganbujianghua，wohuanhu，tuidongguanzhongxiyipianxiang。

11、lingdaoganbudejilishizanmendequdongli，lingdaoganbudeniantoushizanmendezuofa。

12、niderongyan，nidehaokan，ruchuchundehuaeryiyang，buguanshanjian，huoshixishui，jieshirenchenzui。

13、lingdaoganbuyongcan，woqianchang，kanyixiafanshiliangbuleng。

14、lingdaoganbujianxin，zhongsuozhouzhi，zaochuwangui，chuwenchengqianshangwan。

15、xinshiqihaolaogongbianshishangdelecantingchufang，rudeketing，doudeguowulai，gaodedingyuemu。

16、nindechuanzhedabanzhenyoupinwei，yikanjiubingbushiyibandelanren。

 17、wanpaidadehao，biaomingyoudanao，wanpaidadejing，biaominggousiqing，wanpaidadexi，biaomingdongjingjifazhan，wanpaibuhaipazha，biaomingdanzida，huoshengbuhangsheng，biaomingchengfuhenshen，shudiaobuchebing，shichangjingzhengguannianqiang。

 18、zhuzhaotiandi，mingjianwanli，chenluzhongsheng，zebeiwanfangjiance，longxinghubu，caibisongyu，niqingfengliangxiu，nineitianshidemiankong，yishulihuayamantang。

19、tingwennindeyanjiangkoucaibucuo，jinridejianguozhenjingqiaojuelun。

 20、youmoliaotiankaichangbai：niniaonahanxudefengyun，jiaoyanyudijiaomeiderongyan，wumeidongrendedangdejudong，yazhidaqideyantanjuzhi，yikaishijiulingwolingyanxiangkan。