幽默又夸人的俏皮话有哪些？

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一、说话幽默

 1、yaoxiangrangziyiyuelaiyuefengqu，neimahaikeyizaigentarengoutongjiaoliuquanguochengshangshuoyixieshihededuanzilaijianqingyixiajiaolvbuandefenwei，keshiyidingyaotebiezhuyiweichiyidingdexiandu。

 2、genlingyifangxianliaoyouxiangrangtarenganshoudaonishishifenyoumofengqude，neimazishenjiubunengtaiguodubijiaomingan，bubiqujinjinjijiao，duiyixieshieryaoxuezhekantou，neiyangnenggourangbierenganshoudaonishidadude。

 3、meiyigerenzairichangshenghuozhongzishenyaoshizhongbaochikailangdexintai，neiyangzuihoulingyifangshoudaodehuanjiezhong，caihuibazijitaiyangkaixindeyimianjiaoshoujilingyifang。

 4、xiangpeiyangzishengaoxiaodexingqing，neimajiubixuxuexipeixunyixiefengqudefangfa，yaoshunlichengzhangdecongxinlibaofa，wodecuoweici，ruguonizhenxinshiyidexinlishifangchuqudefengquqichang，haowuyiwenhuidadongdaolingyifang，yehuiganqidaolingyifang。

 5、zaigenlingyifangxiangchudehuanjiezhongyidingyaoxuehaoquzanmeibieren，bingqiebujinshidajiayaogenfengqujinmijiehe，neiyangbierenhuirenweinicaihuahengyiyoujiaodadeyouhuoli。

6、jianghuadeqingkuangxia，nenggoubawozhubierendeyijuhua，yongkaiyindefangshijiajuyudiao，neiyangyehuiganjueduoleyixiefengqu。

7、fengqubingbingbushigaoxiaoyoumo，keyishuoyixiehenyoushenduhenyounengliangdehua，lingrenkanqilaijiuganjueshifenyouwenhua。

8、shidudezhuangfengmaishahaikeyitishengfengqudeshijixiaoguo，zheiyifeichangshiyongyufuqijian。

9、nenggouhelidekuadaqiciyixieshierdeshijixiaoguo，neiyanghaikeyijianqingnankan。

10、yaoxiangrangliangrenzhongjiangenghemuyidian，shidudeneishihoushinenggouziwodiaokande，nenggouhuoyueqifen，qingchujiaolvbuan。

二、幽默又夸人的俏皮话

 1、genlingyifangxianliaoyidingyaozaochengtarendeqiuzhiyu，bubiyishangqujiuwenlingyifangzaiganma，zheiyeshiyizhanghenluowudedahuafangshi。nenggoujiezhurujintahulianwangpingtaijitarenfayixiegaoxiaodehua，huoshigaoxiaoyoumodedongzuotupiandounenggou。

 2、genbierenchuangjianyigehaodegoutongjiaoliu，di1juhuayidingyaojianjiemingle，nenggoutongshiyiqiuzhudefangfagenlingyifangpengmianxiangjiao，yeshiyigehenqingsongdekaichangcifangfa。

 3、yaogenlingyifangyouyigebingbushifeichanggangadekaichangci，neimajiunixuyaoxuehaoshuoyixiehuayanqiaoyu，duoquzanmeilingyifangkuazanlingyifang，neiyangdeshijixiaoguoshihenshiyongde。

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