幽默又夸人的俏皮话,逗人开心的俏皮话

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幽默又夸人的俏皮话

1、dazhongdouxiai，huajianhuakai，chejiancheluntaibaotai，yizhizaibeizhuizhu，dancongmeibeichaoguo!

2、nishiyizunhemayadiaosudejipinnvshen，daqi、zhuangzhong、wenwan、yinjing，wuyibushinanshengshenshendiqinpei。

3、kanjianni，worenweizaimeiyoushenmejiaobumeilide，youyuniyongnidemeili，zhuangdianlequanbudeyiqie。

4、tajianzheimeishaonvshiwuliusuinianling，yizhangedanlianer，henbodezuiba，meiyandonggan，poyouqingxiu。

5、laotianyetaizhoulile，weiheyaobaquanbudeyoushidoujizhonghuazainiyigerendeshenshang。

6、yigepiaoliangdenvrenshiyikeluozuan，yigehaodenvrenshiyigebaozang。

7、tahuashengrouheweiwan，shenqingjiaomei，jiashangxiuwaihuizhong，pifuyanseshedan，shishigeyouyidejiaren。

8、worenweiquanshijiejiujinyouerzhongrenhuixiyinren：yizhongshitehaokande，yizhongbianshinineiyangde!

9、shijieshangyouerzhongnvshengzuitaorenxihuan，yizhongshihaokan;yizhongshicongming，dannishicongminglinglidepiaoliangnvsheng。

 10、suirannishenxingruobujinfengjiaoxiaolinglong，jianghuaroushengxiqi，shubuzhiquehenyounengliang，zheiyeshiyizhongzhenshidejingshenshizhimei!

11、henyansurenzhendeshuo：“nishiwoxinzhongkandaodezuiyaowohenbuxiaxinlikaideren”。

12、worenweiquanshijiejiujinyouerzhongrenhuixiyinren：yizhongshitehaokande，yizhongbianshinineiyangde！

13、dazhongdouxiai，huajianhuakai，chejiancheluntaibaotai，yizhizaibeizhuizhu，dancongmeibeichaoguo！

14、jinrihaowuyiwenmeiyuehuiliang，youyuyueliangdehuihuangdoujinizhezhule。

15、neifenwenwanneifenyishumeineifenwumeidongren，shiwohenzhangshijianlingrennanwang。

16、yujiannizhihou，zaikanqitanvxing，jiuhaoxiangzaiwuruzigedeshuangyan!

17、nanshengzhisidalixianghua：tiankongluxudiaozhibi，tiandinanshendousile。piaoliangmeinvtounaodousunhuai，kuzhehanzheyaowopao。

18、niyejiuhaoxiangshijiapindelongjingcha，neileiqianqiandekuweijiushinidewanshan，yuepinniyueyouyiwei。

19、guzhudeerzi，zengzhiyixingfafenzeguozhang，jianzhiyixingfafenzeguoduan;zhefenzechaobai，shizhuzetaichi。

20、nishibaihuacongzhongdecaidie，shixiangshuibaihezhongdebeilei。buguanshenmeyifuchuandaonidedeshenshang，yizhineimazhuangzhongpiaoliang。

 21、beifangdiquyoujipinyouwu，jueshierduli。yiguqingrencheng，zaiguqingrenguo。ningbuzhidaoqingguoqingchengyuqingguoqingcheng，jipinyouwunanzaide。

22、wohenizaiyiqideqingkuangxiayalihendaa！sheishinineimechusela！

23、youmoliaotiankaichangbai：wocongweizanyangtiaoqiu，kewopobudeyigennishuo：quanshijiemeiyoubinigengpiaoliangnvhai。