幽默又夸人的俏皮话顺口溜

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幽默又夸人的俏皮话

 1、feipuyibandezhangtoufa，suyadezhangxiulianyiqun，guifandeedanlian，conghuidexingyan，neichenwenwenzhongdeqichang，zaiwanpiderenjianlenidoushihuitixindiaodan。

2、lianaishi、xiangxilaishizaijieliangyuan，hunhouchangcaiyishiqianshizaolenielian。

 3、2geshuijiaojielehun，songchugukehouxinlangguanfanhuiwofang，jingfajuechuangshangtangzheyigezhurouwanzi!xinlangguandajing，mangwenxinniangzizainaer?zhurouwanzixiusedeshuo：fangan，bierentuoleyifuniyejiuburenshila。

4、zhizidixiatou，kanbuqingchutadexiangmao，zhirenweitasuoyourendoulongzhaozhezaiyipianqingjing、chunming、youmeidefenweidangzhong。

5、shijieshangyouerzhongnvshengzuitaorenxihuan，yizhongshihaokan;yizhongshicongming，dannishicongminglinglidepiaoliangnvsheng。

6、jiarunvshengkanqilaijibuhaokanyoumeiqichang，niyejiukuata：nikanqilaihenkeai。

7、jianguoniderendoushuowoqianbo，chuduixiangzhikanzhangxiang。

8、nisishuirouqing，nidexiaorongyaoworuchiruzui。

 9、beifangdiquyoujipinyouwu，jueshierduli。yiguqingrencheng，zaiguqingrenguo。ningbuzhidaoqingguoqingchengyuqingguoqingcheng，jipinyouwunanzaide。

10、shoururouti，furuoningzhi，lingruyouqi，chiruhuxi，qinshouemeiyuju。meimupanxi，qiaoxiaoqianxi。

11、tahuashengrouheweiwan，shenqingjiaomei，jiashangxiuwaihuizhong，pifuyanseshedan，shishigeyouyidejiaren。

12、nidemeiliconglidaowaihuoxuehuayumeirongyangyanyujiebingqinglingrenlian。

13、woaini，haozhangshijianle，dengzheni，yetaijiule，rujin，woxiangliqu，bihaojiuhaojiuhaixuyaojiu。

14、wojuedeshijiezuimeilidenvrenshiweinasi，jiezhejiushini。

 15、youmoliaotiankaichangbai：hangzhouxihumeiliyufou，mei;donghumeiliyufou，mei!danshi，younizaishenbianwoyanqian，zugoushiwochenzui。