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逗女孩子开心的笑话
一、哄女孩子开心的笑话
1、“wohaonanguo,juedezijiduoyu。” “zenmehui,nizhangdeyoushuaiyouyouqian,youyoumo,youwenrou,renyouhao,zenmehuiduoyu。“yinweiwochengbaoleyigeyutang。”
2、xiaohuoziyaojiweihunqitiaohenianpian。“zheizhangheshi,huadehenpiaoliang,shangmianxiezhe:xiangwoweiyidexinshangren,zhiyizuimeihaodezhuyuan!”nvshouhuoyuanjitachulegezhuyi。“haojile!jiwolaiyida”
3、nvyouyikannanyouyaolaiwenta,mangdangzhuzijidelianshuo:“buxing,jiehunzhiqian,nibunengzheiyangzuo!”nanyouxiaodao:“neihao,wokeyideng,xianzaiwobadianhuahaomajini,qingnizaijiehunhoutongzhiwoyisheng。”
4、youyiweiqingdouchukaideshaonian,xiangmaiyizhichungaosongjinvpengyou,dianyuanwentayaoshenmeyanse,tataochushoupa,zhishangmiandechunyinshuo:zheiyangdeyanse!”
5、daershi,quansushedenvshengdouxihuanzhouhuajiandege,yipancidaibeidajiajielaijiequ。yiri,shangpunvshengwen:wodezhouhuajianni?xiapunvshenghuida:zaiwochuangshang!liangmiaozhongjijingwusheng,ranhouquantixiaofanzaichuang。
逗女孩开心的笑话
6、shaofuhonghaizi,wanshangheniyeyeshui,haizibuqu,shaofushuo:nibuquwoqule。yeyezhengsedao:jiaoyuhaiziyaochengxin,nibunenghonghaizi,youpianlaoren。
7、yinvzouyelu,turankandaoyinanzuoyongbaozhuang,zhangkaishuangbeixiangtazoulai,shangqianjiushiyijiao、nanzidaku,shuo:doudisankuaile,wozhaoresheile,daikuaibolihuijiazheimenan。
8、jintianyizao,yizhilaoshuwuruhuadian,beimaozhuigan,laoshufaxianwuluketao,jiushunshounaqimeiguihuazhunbeidikang,maokandaodixiatouxiukuishuo:sigui,taituranle!
9、qichejiajilehuoche,kemeiduojiujiuyaolihunle,dajiahenshihaoqi。yushiwentamenyuanyin。qicheshuo:“tazhengtiandanxinwobeizhuanghuai;woni,zemeitiandanxintahuichugui。”
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