哄女孩子开心的笑话有哪些

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逗女孩子开心的笑话

一、哄女孩子开心的笑话

 1、“wohaonanguo，juedezijiduoyu。” “zenmehui，nizhangdeyoushuaiyouyouqian，youyoumo，youwenrou，renyouhao，zenmehuiduoyu。“yinweiwochengbaoleyigeyutang。”

 2、xiaohuoziyaojiweihunqitiaohenianpian。“zheizhangheshi，huadehenpiaoliang，shangmianxiezhe：xiangwoweiyidexinshangren，zhiyizuimeihaodezhuyuan！”nvshouhuoyuanjitachulegezhuyi。“haojile！jiwolaiyida”

 3、nvyouyikannanyouyaolaiwenta，mangdangzhuzijidelianshuo：“buxing，jiehunzhiqian，nibunengzheiyangzuo！”nanyouxiaodao：“neihao，wokeyideng，xianzaiwobadianhuahaomajini，qingnizaijiehunhoutongzhiwoyisheng。”

 4、youyiweiqingdouchukaideshaonian，xiangmaiyizhichungaosongjinvpengyou，dianyuanwentayaoshenmeyanse，tataochushoupa，zhishangmiandechunyinshuo：zheiyangdeyanse！”

 5、daershi，quansushedenvshengdouxihuanzhouhuajiandege，yipancidaibeidajiajielaijiequ。yiri，shangpunvshengwen：wodezhouhuajianni？xiapunvshenghuida：zaiwochuangshang！liangmiaozhongjijingwusheng，ranhouquantixiaofanzaichuang。

逗女孩开心的笑话

 6、shaofuhonghaizi，wanshangheniyeyeshui，haizibuqu，shaofushuo：nibuquwoqule。yeyezhengsedao：jiaoyuhaiziyaochengxin，nibunenghonghaizi，youpianlaoren。

 7、yinvzouyelu，turankandaoyinanzuoyongbaozhuang，zhangkaishuangbeixiangtazoulai，shangqianjiushiyijiao、nanzidaku，shuo：doudisankuaile，wozhaoresheile，daikuaibolihuijiazheimenan。

 8、jintianyizao，yizhilaoshuwuruhuadian，beimaozhuigan，laoshufaxianwuluketao，jiushunshounaqimeiguihuazhunbeidikang，maokandaodixiatouxiukuishuo：sigui，taituranle！

 9、qichejiajilehuoche，kemeiduojiujiuyaolihunle，dajiahenshihaoqi。yushiwentamenyuanyin。qicheshuo：“tazhengtiandanxinwobeizhuanghuai；woni，zemeitiandanxintahuichugui。”

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