学霸的爱情：薛定谔把妹法

 dajiayanzhongxuebadaduoshudoubijiaomune，budongderuhezhuinvsheng，suoyi xuebadeaiqing wangwanghuishibai。neimexuebayinggairuhezhuiqiunvhaizini？keyixuexiyixiaxuedingebameifa。

一、定义

 “xuedingebameifa”qilingganlaizizhumingdewulixuejiashe“xuedingedemao”zhongxinsixiangshi：shijianzaibeiguanchayiqian，yizhichuzaiyigesuowei“gailvyun”dezhuangtaixia，yidanshoudaoguancha，zetansuoweishiti。tongsuyixie，jiushiyaojinvshengshenmigan。

二、学霸的爱情应该如何实现

xuebayinggairuheyunyongxuedingebameifazhuiqiunvhaizini？jutizuofaruxia：

 meitianjinineiweixinyidenvhaidechoutilidoufangshangjingxinzhunbeidezaocan，bingqiebaochijianmobuyu，wuluntaruhexunwen，doubuyaoshuohua。

 rucijianchiyizhilianggeyue，dangnvshengyijingduinimeitiandezhunshizaocanxiyiweichangshi，turantingzhisongcan，taxinzhongyidinghuichanshengshenshendeyihuojishiluo，tongshihuimanhuaixingquyuyiwenzhaodaonixunwen，zheishizaiyiguzuoqijiangqinaxia。

 zheigefangfayongwomenchangrendesiweilaishuo，jiushipeiyangxiguan、manhuoaozhu，zhubugongcheng。kexuejiadezhihuizaiyu：shidangdeshihouhuranxiaoshi，rangnvshengmingbainidecunzaigan。

三、薛定谔把妹法升级版

 lingyouwangyoutichu，zhuinvhaizheizhongshiqing，bunengshaolehaisenbao，genju“cebuzhunyuanli”，tichule“cebuzhunbameifajiaqiangbuding”。

 ruguopaoyingbidejieguoweidangtianbusongzaocan，neimejiupaiyizhangbenlaikenengsongchudezaocantu，xianshiqingchugezhongshiwu、yinliao、shuiguodedapei，baokuoyuanliaobiaoheyingyangchengfenbiao，fangzainvshengdechoutili。

 ruguopaoyingbidejieguoshidangtiansongzaocan，neimejiujiangzhunbeihaodezaocanfangdaojiaobanjili，dasuijiaobanjunyunchenghuzhuang，bingbaohaofangzainvshengdechoutili。zheiyangyilai，nvshengyaomechidedaozaocan，danbuzhidaochideshishenmedongxi。

 yaomehenqingchujintianzaocanshipu，danshichibudao，jinerduihaisenbaodecebuzhunyuanliyoulegengshendetihui。yikeputongputongluantiaodefangxinjiuzheiyangzaiwulixuedeqiangdayinlichangxiabeifuhuole。

 zongjiexialai，haisenbaojiaqiangbudingdemudejiushirangnvshengmeitiandoubeizaocanzhemo，qingganshangzegengrongyiduisongzaocanderenchanshengyilai，zuizhongxintaibengkui，puxiangkexuejiadehuaizhong。