恋爱怎么聊天：闲聊的时候怎么说话幽默？

 lianaichengbaihenzhongyaodeyidianshixianliao。ruguolianaichuqigenduifangyizhigaliao，neimenimenduoshushimeixide。danshiruguonidongdezenmeliaotian，dongdezenmeshuohuayoumo，rangbenlaijinzhangdeqifenbiandeqingsongziran，neimelianaichenggongdejihuihengao。neimetanlianaiyinggaizenmeyoumoliaotianni？

一、夸张法

xianliaodeshihou，ruguonixiangshuoyigemeizihenpiaoliangnihuizenmeshuo？

 daduoshurenyinggaidoushizhijieshuo“nitingpiaoliang”deba，zheiyangdepingpuzhixu，ruguomeizizhendehenpiaoliangnizheijuhuabingbunengyinqitaderenheqingxubodong，meizixinlixiangdeshi“nizheibushifeihuama！”

erruguomeizizhangxiangbenlaiyibannizheimezhijieshuo，meiziyezhihuijuedenishiketaoxingdeshuoeryi。neiyongkuazhangfazenmeshuoni？

ni：nipingshiguangjieyidingdouhenleiba（yinqiqingxubodong）

meizi：weishenmezheimeshuo（bennengfanyingdehuida）

 ni：nizheimehaokan，meiciguangjiezuishaodoushiersanshigerenzhaonidashanba，jiehaimeikaishiguangjiuyingfuneimeduoren，kendinghuileia！（kuazhangshiyoumohuida）

 suirannizhuyaobiaodadeyisihaishimeizihenpiaoliang，danshinizheimeshuobujinzengjialenimendeduihuaneirong，yeyixiazidiaodonglemeizideqingxu，tongshihuirangmeizijuedenibiqitadediaosiyouyisi，tadangrangengyuanyiheniliaotianle。

二、转折法

 lianaixianliaodeshihou，nanshengzenmeshuohuayoumo？keyicaiyongzhuanzhefa。zheizhongfangfazhuyaoshixianyongpingpuzhixudefangshiladimeizideqingxu，ranhouturanyoumozhuanzhe，qiangliedeluochajimeizizuoguoshancheyiyangdeganjue，zhijierangmeizideqingxudadaozuigaodian。biru：

 meizi：nijuedewozheijianyifuzenmeyang（meizizheimewenyibanshixunqiunidekendingdaan，zhendequpingjiadexiongdiyaozhuyinideqingshangle）

ni：yibanbanba（guyiladimeizideqingxu）

meizi：e（lengmojiashiwang）

 ni：suirantahenhaokan，danshinichuanzhedehuatazaihaokangennibiqilaiyedeanranshise（youmozhuanzhe，tongyangyongqiangliedeluochagandiaodongmeizideqingxu）

三、曲解法

meizi：jinnianshengdanyouyaoyigerenguole

ni：xiangpeiwoguojiuzhishuo，dajiadoushichengnianrenle，zhezheyanyandeganma

 zenmeliaotiancaixiandeyoumoni？keyiguyiqujiemeizideyisi，rangmeizideqingxucongdichenbiandexingfen。danshiyaozhuyideshi，zheizhongfangfahenipingshideshuohuafangshiyouhendaguanxi，ruguonipingshiliaotianbijiaozhengjing，neimenishuozheihuameizifanerhuijuedenihenqingfuzidajizijilianshangtiejin。

 tongyangde，ruguomeizihenicaigangrenshinijiuzheimeshuoyehuirangmeizijuedebushi。zheizhongfangfashiheduibijiaoshuxidemeiziyong，wangwangnenghenkuaishengjinimenzhijiandeguanxi。

四、自嘲法

 nanshengzenmeshuohuayoumo？henduoxiongdizaimianduizijidequedianhuozhezijizuocuodeshideshihou，weilesuoweidemianziwangwanghuizainvshengmianqiansipilailiandechengzhe，zheiyangnijimeizideganjuejiushiyigefeichangzifu、dananzizhuyideren。qishizheigeshihouyongzichaodeyoumofangshiwangwangnenghenhaodejiejuezheiyiwenti。biru：

meizi：nigaijianfeile（tichunidequedian）

ni：nanshengma，pangyidianyoumeiguanxi（cuowudehuida）

youmoliaotiansigefaze，rangnvhaigengzhudonggenniliaotian

ni：woyexianga，danshiyifubiwoshoudekuaiduole（youmozichao）

 tongyangdeliangzhongbiaodafangshi，diyizhongzhihuirangmeizijuedenihenjueqiang，taiguoziwo。erdierzhonghuida，quenengjiangmeizixianqinipangdefumianqingxuzhongdaidaoyoumodezhengmianqingxuzhonglai，zheiyangmeizigengrongyijieshounibijiaopangdeshishi。

tanlianaiyinggaizenmeliaotian？