哄女孩子开心的笑话，拿去哄你喜欢的女孩吧

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哄女孩子开心的笑话

 １．yitian，niujilvchuleyigenandian，wen“chun”zixiabianliangzhichongzinajinjingongde，najinjinmude。lvshafeikuxin，huoshidabushangqu。niumadao：jianzhitouchunlv，nanzuonvyouma！

 ２．biyezhihouqinian，zhongyujielegedagongcheng，zaoyigensanshimiyantong，shigongqi２geyue，gongchengzaojiasanshiwan，danshiyaodianfuzijin。zhongyuzaishangniannianmoganwanle。jinribierenqugongchengyanshou，beibierenmadeyaosile，haimeiqianna。！gongchengtuzhikanfanle，bierenshiyaowayikoujing！

 ３．yizuiguibuxiaoxincongsanloudiaoxia，zhaolaiguolurenkanrenao，yijingyuanhuilai：fashengleshenme？zuigui：buqingchu，woshigangdao。

 ４．yishiwenhuanzheshizenmeguliede。huanzheshuo，worenweixieneiyousuishizi，jiufuzhediangandouxie。youyigelijingneibian，renweiwochudianshigule，bianlunqigunzijilewoliangmugun！

 ５．xiaowuguifushang。rangxiaowuguiqunayao。guoqulelianggezhongtou。xiaowuguihaimeiyouhuijia。xiaowuguijilemadao：tazaibuhuijiakongzijiuqushile！zheishihoumenkouchuanchulexiaowuguidexiangsheng：nizailiaokongzibuqule！

 ６．bierenyangyizhu，fan，qizhi，ranzhuzhiguilu，shuqiwugonggonglv。yiri，qikaichezhuanlexuduowanqizhu，shengengbanyebotongqinren，wen：“zhuguifou？”dayue：“yigui！”qidahou：“rangtajietingdianhua，kongzimilule！

 ７．xiaoxiangyibuxiaoxinpengdaomayiwo，xiaomayimenqingchaochudong，luxupadaoxiaoxiangdeshenshang。xiaoxiangdouqilaishenti，xiaomayimendoumeilechulai。zheishiyeyouyizhizaixiaoxiangdebozishang，diaoxiadexiaomayigaoshengjiaodao“lesita”。

 ８．yirishangdiannaoke，youyipaitongxuemendediannaosijile。yinciyiweitongxuemenzhanliqilaishuo：“jiaoshi，diannaosijile，womenzheipaiquanqushile。”zheishihou，henduotongxuemendoushuo：“dajiayequshile。”zheishihoujiaoshiwen：“sheihuimeisi？”jinyouyiweitongxuemenzhanliqilai：“wohaimeiyousi！”jiaoshiguaiyideshuo：“banlidouqushile，niweishenmesibule？”

 ９．yixiaohouzichihuashengqiandouxuyaoxiansairutunbuzainachulaichi。duiyucishiguanlirenyuanbiaoshudao：cengyouxierenweitashuimitao，jieguotaohelabuxia，xiaohouzihezhule，rujinyidingyaolianghaozaichi。

 １０．daershi，quanqinshidenvhaidouxiaizhouhuajiandege，yipanluyindaibeidahuoerjielaijiequde。yiri，pushangdenvhaiwen：wodezhouhuajianni？shangpudenvhaihuiying：zaiwochuangbianni！jimiaozhongjijingwusheng，suihouquantirenyuanqingfanzaichuang。

 １１．zaimeiyouyujianniyiqian，woconglaibulejiehuailiandetihuijiqiaideroumei，qingyunxuwozaizheiyiqixijiekaishirangzheileitihuiyuniyitongshouhouwoyibeizi！

 １２．niqiaoqiaodishuoniaiwo，yaowojin＊zainixiongkou，wenwandeyuyanqingqingdizhuandongwodexinling，guojixingguiruwomenliangren，womendexinlaolaodixiangjie。

 １３．youyizhongzhenxin，keyiqingjingdexiangwangjianghu。junzizhijiaodanrushui，yihuoshisumeipingsheng，doukeyijingjingdiai，jingjingdizhangwo，jingjingdizaixinzhongfangmanzhufu，huiyizhaoshou，rangfangcaomianyan，luohongchengzhen。

 １４．rizizaibuyiyangdeshineikongjianxiaoshi，sinianzaibuyiyangdeshikedaolai，wulunchenshiruhedebianhua，niyongjiuxingjiushiwodeduchong。

 １５．yibuxiaoxinyudaoni，jiushiwojigoude；bujingyijianzhongaini，bingbushiwochengxinde；zhuanxinzhizhiaishangleni，jiushiwozhenchengde；yixinyiyikandaini，shiwoyuande；kezhongshengyounishiwoxinzhongzuiweiyaoxiangde！

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 １６．yixiangzhuiqiuniderenjiushiwo，yixiangxiangnianniderenhuoshiwo，diyicikanjianni，nidefengcaijiuxiyinlewo，nishiwoxinzhongcishengzuifeichangzhidedezhuiqiuwanmei，womendeshenghuoweiyouninengjiejiu，zhidaoma？ｒｍｂ。

 １７．tingwennijinqizaizhaogegongzuo，wojinibaoleyigeming，nilaizhaopinmianshiba。gongzuozhongjianyi，gongzidaiyuyefeichanghao，gengguanjiandeshiquanqiudaxingqiye，fazhanqushikendinghao，gangweishixishoujianqingjieyuan。haijideque！

 １８．mangma？qingjieshiwodehaoduogeyilv：zongshishimian，zhongtoujiuxingyici；meixingqidoushiyouqitianbuxianggongzuo；yixiangqisaoraoniyejiuxiaorongmanmian。kuaidianerhuiyinga，zheiyitianzhichiwansandunfan，zhengezheni！

 １９．yongcanwuxuchou，zhixudidixiatou；gongzuozhongwuxuchou，zaojiujinichou；peihunwuxuchou，jiqingkaoshuangmou；goufangwuxuchou，jiajuyouxierenxiu；jianghuawuxuchou，yushengjulaihuishuodahua，yinweinizishenshizhidabenniu！

 ２０．zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？nishuonia，goumaicaipiaoba，meizhongwubaiwan；zhaoduixiangba，meipengdaoxiannv；ganyoushenmehaogongzuo，hailaoshijiabanjiadian。wojiaoniyigezhuangyunliangfang，baomixinge，gaozhitarenjiubulingminle，neibianshi－－cai。