逗女孩子开心的短笑话，哄女孩子开心的笑话，追女孩的笑话

 zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？nvshengshiyaoyongyuhongde，youqidangtamenbugaoxingdeqingkuangxia，gengxiangyaoniyongtianmeideyuyanbiaodalaijiejuetamendeyiyu。jinjinhongnvhaizikaixindexiaohuagaizenmejiang？

哄女孩子开心的笑话

 １、biyezhihouqinian，zhongyujielegedagongcheng，zaoyigensanshimiyantong，shigongqi２geyue，gongchengzaojiasanshiwan，danshiyaodianfuzijin。zhongyuzaishangniannianmoganwanle。jinribierenqugongchengyanshou，beibierenmadeyaosile，haimeiqianna。made！gongchengtuzhikanfanle，bierenshiyaowayikoujing！

 ２、yishiwenhuanzheshizenmeguliede。huanzheshuo，worenweixieneiyousuishizi，jiufuzhediangandouxie。ｔｍｄyouyigehundanlijingneibian，renweiwochudianshigule，bianlunqigunzijilewoliangmugun！

 ３、henjiuhenjiuyiqianyizhihuli，heyitiaolang。yitian，langqingxiaohuliyongcan，suihoulangduiyinnachulaijixiaohulihe，xiaohulihezuilejiuyunle，langjiubaxiaohuliｑｊle。。。guoqulejiri，langyouqingxiaohuliyongcan，youduiyinnachulaijixiaohulihe，xiaohulishuo：“wobuhuiheguo。”langwenweihe，xiaohulishuo：“wobuzhidaoshizenmehuishi，hezuileｐｐhuiteng”。。。。。。。。。。。。xixixixixi····

 ４、zaigongjiaocheshang，yigexiaohuojiandaolinzhuoyiweinvrendejiaodiyizheyiduishifenpiaoliangderousiwa，yanxiandixunwendao：“zhenduibuqi，qingwennichuanderousiwashenmepai？woyaomaiyishuangbangwolaopo。”neinvrenjingyadisaoshiletayifanhoushuo：“woquannihuoshibubimaia！”xiaohuojizhewen：“neiweishenmeni？”jiaruchuanshangzheileirousiwa，biannaxienanshengdoushihuizhaojiekouyunilaopodahuade。”

 ５、youyipenyouzaiguowaidagongzhuanqian！gangdaoguowaiyigeyuejiuxiangjiale，meishierjiupaodaoshiguanzuoxialai，zhihoushiguanderenkandaolejiuxunwentayoushenmeshima？suihouzheichouxiaozihuranjinbaobierendetui，jiutongkuqilai：“aiyamaya！zongsuantingjianrenhuale！woshixiangtingyitingrenhua！”

 ６、yicikemusan，shangdaobujiu，nanjiaolianyuanjiuaijintadeerpangwen：“shibushinihenxihuanwo？”nvshengtinglemengranlianhongerchi，suihouwangzhejiaolianyuanshuo：“nizenmezhidaode？”jiaolianyuannudao：“jiaonijihuile，buguantarenshuoxieshenme，nideshuangyandouxuyaokanjianlu！biekanzhewo！”

 ７、bierenkanqilainankan，henshixiaoji，fanshanyuelingxunzhaoguiyinzaishenshanlaolindegaoseng，sukuzishenderongyan。gaosengtinghoushuo：niyinggaixiangwoyiyang！bierenruoyousuowudedao：gaoshoushijiaowoxianggaoshouyiyangxinruozhishui，tairanziruoma？gaoshounudao：shagua，woshixiangyaonixiangwoyiyangzhaoyigedashanshenchuzangqilai。

 ８、guodegangxiangsheng：“wukongganaiganhen，tabianshiyizhihou，shizhongbutaikenengshiren。takanguanpantao，qigexiaoxiannvhuilaizhaitao，tahanleyishengding，zheiqigexiaoxiannvdoudingzheilile，tajuranzhuanguoshenquzhaitaole！youcikejianhoubianshihoua！”ta：“ruguonilei？”guodegangxiangsheng：“wodenagezhulan。”

 ９、neiyitianjingguoyijiekou，youfangchoupidechongdong，qiahaoyouyigerenzaidengmotuoche，woyexiangkeyijiecijihuizhegaizishendepisheng，nalejiexiangshengguoda，neidengmotuochederenrenweiqidongkaiguo，guashengdangjiuxuyaozou，neiyiciwoqiudale。

 １０、shiwogetongxuemenshijiduxintu，bingqiejuedeyoudianerhunfeiposanle。yuanxiaozaochenyaozuocao，taganjuejiaoshiyewubizaoshangzuoyundong，buranbuheli。yincilijipaoquzhaoxiaolingdaoshangtan。xiaolingdaolengleyixiashuo：“nishinalilaide？”wotongxuemenrencidishuo：“woshishangdipailaijiejiunide。”xiaolingdao：……

 １１、yidixiongniaoniao，jieguowujinnvce，jinlaiyihoufajuemeiyouxiaobianchi，juedebudui，xingkuiceneimeiren。tabianmanbuzaihudizouchuqu。yijingkaiguanmendeqingkuangxia，pengdaoyiｍｍjinqu，neiｍｍhetadayizhaomian，lianyihong，touyidi，zhuanguoshenzuannancelaidao……

 １２、youyiduifuqijiehunmeiduojiu。laogongbeiqiyepaidaoguowaizhangzhule。yinianyihou，laogongxiuhuijiale。neitianwanshangyizhenyuyunyihou，liangkouzihanranrumian。shenyehuranchuanlaiqiaomen。laogongcongshushuizhongyiyueerqi，gaohu：“butaihao！nilaogonghuijiale！”laopotaonianleyisheng：“butaikeneng，tazaiguowaini。”

 １３、yuemumoliansaguye。xianyaodaguyesansanbu，guoheshihurantiaoxia，daguyebaodiejiuchu，yuemuzengtaguangbencheyiliang。yuemuyouruchuyizhe，molianerguye，yebeijiu，fushangdeerguyezengsongliangaodiche。tazaishisanguye，sanguyeburongyiyoushuijiejiuburu，yuemuluoshuierwang。ciri，laozhangrenzengtayiliangxinkuanbenchi！

 １４、zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？mourigongcheshang，shangquyizhanghuzilaodaye，yinianqingxiaohuozimashangjilaodayerangwei，laodayeshuo：“ganxieni，xiaojiahuo”。nianqingxiaohuozixiaozheduilaodayeshuo：“laodaye，shiwoneimalaome？”。laodayelailaju：“zongbunengshuoganxieni，xiaosunzi！”