如何智斗第三者对话不骂一个脏字

 xiandaishehui，disanzhewenticengchubuqiong，yudaodisanzhe，youdeyuanpeihuidangjiedadisanzhe，eryoudehuixuanzeyinrenma，neimejiujingnvhaizenyangzhidoudisanzheni？huazhenxiaobianjintianjiujidajiafenxiangyipianruhezhidoudisanzheduihuadeneirong，kankanrenjiashizenmezaiduihuazhongbuchuxianyige“zang”zi，queyounenggourangdisanzhezhinanertuide。

一、如何智斗第三者对话

disanzhe:wei，nishixxlaopoba？

老婆:嗯，你哪位？

disanzhe:woshitanvpengyou，woaishangnilaogongle，woyaohetajiehun。

laopo:haoa，gongxi，buguozheishinideshi。

disanzhe:tabulihunwozenmejie？

laopo:baoqian，neishitadeshi。

disanzhe:tadoubuainile，nihaibulihun，woyaoshiniwozaolile。

laopo:e，libulishiwodeshier。

disanzhe:nibulihun，shouhuoguahaoa？

laopo:zheishiwodeshier，woyuanyiwogaoxing！

disanzhe:wohetatiantianzaiyiqi，feichangqinre。

 laopo:neishinimendeshier，buyongxiangwohuibao，buguonihuibaole，wojiupizhunle，tixingni，biedaoshihouyouhaizilemeiqianshenga 。

disanzhe:nizazhidaowomenmeiqiansheng？

 laopo:yinweiwolaogongdeqiandoujiwole，jiusuanyeyoujinide，yeshiwomorenpizhunde，nanrenmamifanchiduole，zongxiangchidianmalatang，suiranzhidaoneishilajishipin，danjiushiguanbuzhuzijidezui，wozongdejitadianjiejiechandeqianba，zaishuole，nizhenyiweitayuanyihenishenghaizia！

disanzhe:wojiusheng，kannilibuli。

 laopo:bulia，nishengdeshihougaosuwoyisheng，wodaishangfayuanderenguoqu，zhonghunzuia，nihuadeqianhaidoudehaijiwona，nibupanihaizishengxialaimeirenyangdehua，jiuzhiguansheng，zheishinideshier。

disanzhe:ninengjieshounilaogonghebierendenvrenzaiyiqima？

laopo:nenga，mianfeidejizongbishoufeidehuasuanba，wolaogongshengxiadeqianwozhenghaoqumaizhijidundunjizijibubu 。

 kanwanzheigeduihua，nishibushijuedezheigezhendejuele，yongyuyanjiukeyijizhidejituidisanzhe，suoyiruguobuzhidaonvhaizenyangzhidoudisanzhedehua，bufangkankanruhezhidoudisanzheduihua，yexuduiniyousuobangzhu。zhengsuowei：junzidongkoubudongshouma。