挽回老婆：这些上老婆的话，在挽回的过程中千万不要再说了

 liangyanyijusandongnuan，eyushangrenliuyuehan。rendaoqitoushangdeneishihou，yixiehuadouhuicaozongbuledichukouchengzhang，yexudedaoleyishidetongkuai，quebuqingchuhuijilingyifangdaozhiyibeizideheiying。- wanhuilaopo

 youqiganqingzhong，yixienvxingxiantianxingxinsizhenmi，lveweiyixiezhonghuadounengrangtamenshangxindabantian，genghekuangshiyizishenaidenanrenzuilijiangchudezheixieeyaneyuni?yixiehua，tinglequeshihuilingrenhanxinde，eryigerenyidanzhenshihanxinle，zaihaodetianbudoushiyushiwubude。

xiabianzheizhongrangnvxinghanxindehua，qingbubizailiaolehaome?tinglequeshihuihanxinyibeizide!

01 滚!

 juanjuanshiyuanjiataxiang，zhiqiangenzhangfuzhengchao，yuanbenyemeiyoushenmedashier，liangrengenguoquzhengchaoyiyangniyijuwoyijudezhengchaobuxiu，shubuzhichaozhechaozhe，zhangfutuxianyaoyaqiechidituchulaiyigezi“gun”，juanjuanmengranyanleijuekouyiban。

 taxiangzhe，duia，zheijiushinidedipan，zheierwuwoyoudejiaren，naizhigangdaodeneishihouxuduohuadoutingbujinqu，dangshijianzhixialeyan，caigenniquzheier。nijuranyaowogun?

 jinguanguohoulaogongjitazhiqian，qiutakuanrong，keshinagegunzi，jiuhaoxiangzhazaitaxinzhongdeyigenzhen，meimeixiangqilai，jiujiqidetongchu。

 zheiyizi，wulunduishei，quanshiyoupohuailide，zaishenaiderenyanqian，buguanpengdaonaxie，qingyidingyaobiezhu，bubizailiaolehaome?

02 “小孩要看不太好，你这妈当的合格吗?”

 doushuonanrenyalida，nvxingdegongzuoyalinandaoshuoxiaoma?xianrujindenvxing，budanyaozaizhirenyuanzaigongzuozhonggennanshengpinsha，gengyingzaijiazhongzhongzhaoliaohaobaobao、laonianrenhelaogong，jianrenzhongdan，wurennengdi。

 quanshizishendeqingurou，sheiyoubuyuanhaopiaolianghaobaobaoni?yixieneishihouxiaohaikeleshangle，fashaoganmao，nvxingzaoyijidebuxing，nizaishuoneimeyiju，nengbuxurenhanxinma?

niquandoumeizuojishile，haifanguodulaichizetaren，neiyangdenansheng，budanshibutinghua，yeshilingrenhanxina!

03 “想过就过，但是就离!我没留你!”

 zheihuadepohuailiguozhongle!youshinvxingfahuole、jiaozonglejianghuiyaoshuotichufenshou、tanliyi，keshidabufenneishihou，tamenneimeshuoquanshixiangyaonanshengdaliangdiaiheguanxin。

ernanshengneimeshuo，yuangujiubuyiyangle。jianghuishitazaojiuduineifenqingganshiquxixin，yejianghuishitaqueshiduinishiqujuede。

 tadezheihuazainvxinglaikan，shiniliuyou，jiushinizizuoduoqing，jiushiwoqiunide!nengjiangchuzheileihuadenansheng，shizaishitaihenle!

04 “你配跟我妈傻瓜吗?”

 zaiyixienanshengdexinli，muqinzuiguanjiande，erxifujiuhaoxianggebieren。youshipopoxifuchanshenglefenqi，tashizhonghuizhanzaimuqinneili。

neiyangdenanshengbingbushijiechu，bingbushixiaojing，zhishitaitianzhen、taichun。xiaojiatingjiatingbuhe，zennengrangdahuoerxingfukuaileni?

 yixienanshengyouyuxifumaiyuan，jiujiangchuzheileihua，jianghuizaitalaikanmuqinjiushishuozuiguanjiande，meiyousuoyourennenggouyumuqinduibide，keshizheihuazainvxinglaikan，jiushishuonanshengbazishendangzuolebieren，zishenjialidoumeiyoushizaitaizhongdeyingxiangli。 qinggannantihenxinlei?10skuaisushenqingqingganzhenduan

05 “人老珠黄，肥猪!”

 suizhinianjidetigao，suosuidefuza，yixienvxinglaolezaisuonanmianrentifapang、zhangxiangjiangdi，keshinuanxindenanshengmingbaiguanainvxingdezizunxin，yegaoqingchunvxingdebuyi。

 zhinengzheixiechunnansheng，caiyongdao“renlaozhuhuang”“feizhu”zheixiedecijulaimiaoshuzishendelianren。ruobushiyishizhuxingpobudeyi，sheixiangyaorangnichuanzongjiedai、zhaoliaojiazhong，bianweineiyangni?

 yaolejie，yigenanrenjiaruyouchongzudegongzuonengli，youweishenmehuirangnvxingbianweineiyangni?nvxingmeiyoushijianheqiancaiqingxizishendeshenxinghebiaomian，zheiganghaozhengshileyigenanrenderuanruowuneng，yexuqueweicilaiquxiaonvxing，zhendeganjuecankuima?

06 “当时简直瞎了眼才娶你!”

 zheihua，taiguofenle!dangyigenanrenbazishendeburuyihuoshiliaodaodouguiyinyuyigenvren，neizheiyinanshenghaowuyiwenshimeiyouchongzudedangdanhegongzuonenglide。

 nvxingcongjiagenanshengdeneiyitiangangkaishi，zhongjiuleyaoquzhaoliaohaoyigexiaojiating，zheilibian，meiyougongxian，yeshikulao。erjiarunanshengchedihushitadenuli，yanzhongzhijiandaotadequexian，erkanbujiantadeyoudianer，niyao，zheiyinvxinggaiyouduohanxinni?

 nvxingyixieneishihoushishifenmingande，chengshunanrenmingbaitiexin、aixizishendenvxing，erzheixiejingchangzuitueyudenansheng，budanshiyumei，yeshihendua。

yinci，qianwanbieshuozheizhongrangnvxinghanxindehuale!ruguoyouyitiantaqueshichengdanbule，jiuzaiyebuhuiwanliudekongjianle!