记住！挽回老婆不要说的三句话，否则后果很严重

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 laohuachangshuo“nvrenrushui”，jiushizhinvrendemeixingwenrou，kandaiquanqiutiandiwanwudouhuaiyoushanjierenyidechuxin，zuoweiyigenenggourongxiatiandiwanwudezhilizaiti，zaizheiyiquanshijiedangzuozheguanjianderenwujiaose。- wanhuilaopo

 bulunshiconggushihougangkaishi，huanshidaojinxiandaidechixu，zaidaodangdaidejianquan，wangbianganjuenvxingyicishizhongdouzhanyouzheyouweizhongyaodeyingxiangli。nanshengyaopinbo，yaoxuexipeixun，yaozhuanqian，bingqieyiqieyiqiedougenbenyuanyinquanshinvxing。wangbianganjuenvxingnanrenerweipinboqinfendejianjiequdonglihuolijiqudongli。

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1.“你烦不烦”

 dangyigenvrenyongxintiqianzhunbeidechengxiaohuotiexindeyujuwufadedaoyingdangdehuiying，tamenjiuhuiyuelaiyueshifenshangxinhexiaochen。ernvxingdoushihenbixuguishuganderen，jiarutachangchangyueni，yaoxiangyuniliaoliaotian，shoulidegongzuozhongnenggoufangjiuguqiexuehuifangxia。keshiyidingbubijiangchuzheihua。

2.“真笨”

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3.“真后悔莫及和你在一起”

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