逗比是什么意思？你知道吗？

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第一个：郭德纲相声

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第二个：星爷

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xianshishenghuozhongdeta，shiyigekanqilaimeishenmeyoumofengquderen，youyutazongshikanqilai“chuxianyichang”deyansurenzhen。

第三个：范伟

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