7种自杀式搭讪开场白，谁用谁中招

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一、自杀式搭讪开场白

 1、shanglaidiyijujiushiganmani，jintianyiqichifana，meizikandaoxinlihuixiang，nisheia，wogennihenshule？xianzaideniduitalaishuojiushimoshengrenyige，suoyiyaobaochijuli，buyaokeyitaojinhu。

 2、ruhedashan，shanglaishuoyijunihao，ranhoujiukaishiyilianguandehukoudiaocha，bameizijialideqingqingkuangyidunbaogenwendi，duiyuzheizhongliaotianfangshi，meizijueduihuifeichangfangan，yinweiyouyizhongganjuebeidiaochadeyapogan。

 3、xiangdaoshenmeliaoshenme，zuichangyongdejushijiushi：woyigepengyouranhoubalabalade，wolingyigepengyouranhouyoubalabalabalade！zheixiehuatigenbenwufajiurangmeiziwufachanshengyidiandegongminggan，tazhihuijuedemomingqimiao。

 4、dashandashijueduibuhuizuode，gangrenshidediertian，jiugenmeizibiaobai，haishuodetebiekangkaijiangcuirenleixia，duiyuzheizhongfangshi，meizizhihuijuedenishiyigefuqianderen，jianzhishizhinansiwei。

 5、yongjiazhangdekouwenhemeiziliaotian，biaoxiandehenqiangshi，zaimeizixinzhong，zhihuijuedezheizhongnanshengjimeilimaoyoumeijiaoyang，kenengxintaiyuanbenduiniyoudeneiyidiandianhaoganshunjianjiuhuibengta，ranhouzhijiebanilahei。

 6、biaoxianchuduimeizimanmandeguanxinheai，yitianyaofajishitiaowenhouyujiduifang，zheihuirangmeizijuedehenbushiying，ganjueniyoudiantaizhanrenle，bijingrendoushidulidegeti，jiusuanshizaiqinmideren，yehuiyouanquanjuli，genghekuangnimenbingmeineimeshu。

 7、yishanglaishankaichangbaijiushiliru：meizinidexionghaodaya，nituihaoxia，zheizhongleixingjiumeishahaofenxidele，dianxingdejikenannaidediaosiyizu，zheizhongrenbubanilaheishibucunzaide，erqienengyaodaomeiziweixindekenengxingyehenxiao。