相亲现奇葩条件 我的相亲对象太奇葩

 wodexiangqinduixianghenqipa，xiangqinbushaoyouguoxiangqinjinglidepengyoudoushuoguozheijuhua，zaizheigeliuxingxiangqinjiejuedanshenwentidexiandaishehui，yudaojigerentichuyixiexiangqinxianqipatiaojian，sihuhenshigaoxiaoyouhenchangjian，jintianwomenjiulaijiangjiangneixieqipadexiangqingushi。

一、相亲故事：大爷大妈准时“赶集”

 yuquanguoqitachengshide“xiangqinjiao”leisi，zhengzhoude“xiangqinjiao”chuxiandeyeduoshitoufahuabaidelaozhe，erzuoweixiangqinzhitiaode“zhurenweng”，nianqingnannvzeshifenshaojian。yidazao，78suidezhangdamahe83suidelaobanerdouhuizhunshidaolvchengguangchangxinanjiaodexiangqinjiao“ganji”，weijiazhongweiyidesunnvxunmiduixiang。

 shangwu10dian，zhengshi“xiangqinjiao”renaodeshihou，zhangdamadelaobanerzhuzheguaizhang，yibianyanzhebuman“jianli”dehuatanmanmandaliang，yibianzaixiaobenzishangxiexiehuahua，erzhangdamazegenpangbianderenpantanqilai，“nijiananhainvhai?wosunnvjinnian25suile，shigefanyi，yejianzhizuoyingyulaoshi，renxiaoshuntinghua。”ertandaoduilingyibandeyaoqiu，zhangdamabiaoshi，tazuikanzhongdeshiduifangderenpin。

 “xianzailihunlvgao，nianqingrenyoudoutaifuzaole，wangwangjingbuzhuyouhuo。”zhangdamashuo，xiangtamenneigeniandai，duidaiaiqing、hunyinwangwangrenzhunlejiushiyibeizi，tashizaishibumingbai，weishenmexianzaixiangzhaogekaodezhudeduixiangbiandeyuelaiyuekunnanle。

 ershuoqigenlaobanerdejiehe，zhangdamaxiaozheshuo：“dangshishiwogugujieshaode，womenyigejiaoshi、yigeyisheng，jiashangxiangsidejiaoyubeijing，henkuaijiuzouzaileyiqi。”zhangdamashuo，congtanlianaidaojiehun，liangrenyigezaizhengzhou，yigezaibeijing，“suiranshiliangdifenju，danshixinzaiyiqi。”

 rujin，yijingguolejinhundelaoliangkoukaishizhuajinweisunnvwuseduixiang。zhangdamagaosujizhe，tayijingzaizheiliweisunnvzhangluolesansigexiangqinduixiang，kejieguobingbulixiang。“womenjiazhangjuedeheshide，lianghaizijianmianquebuyidingkanduiyan。”buguosunnvrujincai25sui，zhangdamashuo，“buzheji，zaixuanxuan，shizhaogemendanghuduide。”

二、相亲故事：给自己相亲的小伙

 “xiaohuozi，nizijilaixiangqinde?”meigejifenzhong，xiaolijiuhuibeirenwenqi，zaizheige“xiangqinjiao”，33suidetayinzijijuzhexiangqinzhitiao，shifenqiangyan。

 tadexiangqinzhitiaoshangyouzijidegongzuozhao，xinxihenxiangxi：hulianwanggongsiguanligangwei，nianxin10wanyuanyishang;fugongwuyuan，muqiyezhigong，junyituixiu;ditie2haoxianpangyoutaodisanzhefang。duiyuzijidelingyiban，xiaolishuoyouliangtiaobixumanzu：benkexueli、shengao165limiyishang。

 dagailianggeyueqian，xiaoliyeshiouranluguofaxianlezheige“xiangqinjiao”，zaizhihoudeshijianli，taxianhoulailesici，“zhiqiangongzuomang，xianzaidaolegaijiehundeshihoule。”duiyuzijijuzhitiaoxiangqindefangshi，xiaolibingbujieyi。

 “laizheier，shouxianjiunengkanduifangdefumuzenmeyang，fumudesuzhihaohuai，yejuedinglehaizidepinxing。”xiaolishuo，laizheiersici，taheqibagenvhaijianlemian，zuihoudoumeicheng。“youdejianmianyiliaotianfaxianhebulai，yeyouduifangmeikanshangwode。”

 xiaolishuo，zhiqiantayezaihunlianwangzhanshangxiangguoqin，danzuihoujieguodoubulixiang。xianzaizhiyaozhoumoyoushijiantadouhuinazhezhitiaozaigongyuanzhanshangjigexiaoshi，tazongjuedezhibudingnatianjiupengdaolelingyiban。

三、相亲故事：要求女方体重必须达到111斤!

 zai“xiangqinjiao”quanzili，lixiangdeduixiangshishayang? nvhaidepubianyaoqiushigongzuowending、youfang、renpinhao。zaixianchangguanchadaodexiangqinxinxizhong，nvxingsuozhanbilimingxianyaogao。“zaizheier，nanhaihenxique。”yiweijiazhanggaosujizhe。

 zaihuatanbian，jizhesuijixuanquleyipianquyu，zai40zhangxiangqinzhitiaozhong，nvxingyunanxingdebiliwei3bi1。guanchazheixienvhaiduilingyibandeyaoqiu，youjigegongtongdian：gongzuowending、youfang、renpinhao。

 yixianggongzuodezhengzhoujinannv：wodexiangqinduixiangbixugenwozaitongyigechengshigongzuo。chulebendixiangqinwai，“xiangqinjiao”haiyouyigejiaoluoyuzhongbutong，zaibeishangguangdengyixianchengshigongzuo、zhengzhoujidexiangqinduixiang。

 xiangbiqitaxiangqinzhe，zheixienannvdeyigeyingganggangjiushibixuzaitongyigechengshigongzuo，yiweimuqinshuozheiyangyeshiweilehaiziyihouhuilaitanqinfangbian，“buyongjiujieshihuinanfangjiahaishinvfangjia。”yeyouxiehentiaotide：zhengzhou“laohu”、dushengzinv。

 “zhengzhourenduo，danshiwaidirenzhanyidabufen。”yiweijizaidaxuejiaoshudeshuoshierzizhaoduixiangdeayigaosujizhe，tayaoqiunvfangjiabixushizhengzhoubendide，erqieshi“laohu”，zheiyangzhishaonengbaozhengnvfangfumuyedoushizaizhengzhougongzuode，“shuangfanglaorendouzaizhengzhou，zheiyanghaizizhaoguqilaiyeqingsong。”ciwai，zheiweiayihaiyaoqiunvfangbixushijiazhongdunv，“womenshidushengzi，yexiangzhaogedushengnv，zuiqimafudanbushihenzhong。”

 tingwanzheiweiayidexiangqinxianqipatiaojian，bushaojiazhangfenfenliqu，“nanguaihaizidousanshiduolehaimeijiehun。”yiweijiazhangxiaoshengdunangzhe。zaizheige“quanzi”liduozhuanyihuier，haishinengtingdaoyixierangrenzashede“tebieyaoqiu”。zhangdamagaosujizhe，tazaizheierzhuanyouleliangnianduo，yejiandaobushaoxiangqinxianqipatiaojian。

 “zhiqianyouyigejianlishangxiezheyaoqiunvfangtizhongbixushi111jin，nikankan，zheitiaojianliechulaidoujiaorenxiaohua。”zaizhangdamakanlai，zheixiekansiyankedewaizaitiaojianbingbuzhongyao，zuizhuyaodeshifumushibushimingshilideren，“hujiaomanchandejiatingkebuxing”。