撩妹笑话大全 学会就能撩到妹子！

 nanshengyaoxiangxunqiudaoziyixihuandenvshengshi，meiyouyouxiaodezhengtiguihua，lijiyigunaodechongguoqugaobai，qudechenggongdekenengxingyeshihenfeichangmiaoxiaode，yaoxiangzhuiqiuwanmeiziyixiaidenvsheng，liaomeitaoluyidingmianbule，xiabianzanmenjiulailejieyixialiaomeixiaohuadaquanjiujingyoushenmeba！

一、获得女生的关心

 wulunshiyuanxiaohuoshijiazhong，congshizhizhongyemeiyouchuanshoujidajiatanlianaicixiangjibenjineng，yincizaiwomentarushehuizhujianzishendegaobiedanshenweiyeshi，fajuehaonana，yizhidaochuzaigentou，yigezhonggeyangyinsudecuowuerjieshu。woliangnianyiqianyeshineiyanghuitoutuliande，danwobuxinzheiyixie，zhuanyequshangwangzhaozheifangmiandecailiao，zuizhongfajuele～《dongyewenzebiaiji》～zheiyibenyaowoyeyeshengxiaodegaobiedanshenmiji，queshijiushiwozheiyishengzuigaodehaoyunle，congzheiyikeqiyagenjiumeiyounaxiabulaidenvsheng，zhikanzhewoxiangbuxiangbale。jiangzheigeni，shijishangshijiandaoxuduodixiongdanshennannvyuxinheren，rangtamenyekeyiquxuexifengfuxiazishen，dongyewenzebiaiji，zaiwangshangjiuhuiyoudianzishuji，nanshengma，bianshiyaoxianrangzishenqianghanxiaqucaiyouwuxianqianneng。

 dabufennanshengdoushiyouneiyangyigechangjianwenti，yingduizishentaoyandenvhaizishi，tadegaobaiyidingjiweifuyanleshi，keshizhidaonanshengyingduiziyixiaidenvhaizishi，nanshengyidingshidandagaobai。nvhaizixinsixini，yigenanshengjiaruduizishentaiguoguanzhu，neimanvshengyidinghuiduitayouxingquaihao，nanhaierjiyubujiulailema？zuoweinanshengyidingyaoxiangjinbanfazailiangrensuozaidetiaojianzhong，bazijidegaoshiyongjiazhichengxianjinvsheng，jinyouneiyang，nvhaizicaihuiduinideyouhaodumanmantisheng。

二、态度决定运势

 dangliangrenjianliguanlianyihou，xuduonanshengbingbumanyiyuliangrenzheishideguanlian，tayaoxiangrangliangrendeqinggangengjinyibu，danquebuzhigaizenmezuo，nvhaizishihenzhuzhongnanshengguanjiandiancengmiandezhuyaobiaoxian，dangliangrenyamalushirangnvhaizizouzaidamaludelice，huoshiguangshangchangshibangtamennayixianvshibaobao，nayixiayifukuzi，kanqilaixiaoxiaoxingwei，keshihuijinvhaiziliuyoukegumingxindeyinxiang，nanshengyidingyaoshulianzhangwo，shaobuliushenhenyoukenenghuizuochengxiaohua。zhuinvshengliaomeitaoluquanji，xuehaojiunengzhuidaomeizhi！

三、男生不必太听女生得话

 nvshengquanshihenfanfuwuchangde，henyoukenengganggangyigeniantou，rujinhenyoukenengjiuhuanweiciwaiyigeniantoule，gaodenanshengyouyixieshouzuwucuo，buqingchuzenmeyangzuocaisuanshizuiqiadangde，yincizaihenvhaizigongchudelichengzhong，yidingyaoyouziyidandudesisuo，bubiduinvhaizidequanbuhuadouweimingshicong，jiarutaitingcongnvhaizidehua，tabianhuiyougaorenyidengdejuede，ganjuenijiushiyigetiangou。

四、适度的示弱

 dangnvshengxiangnanhaiermaimengshi，shiyizhongshiruodezhuyaobiaoxian，danmaimengbingbingbushinvhaizidezhuanxiang，nanshengyoushihaikeyixiangnvhaiziyiyang，lveweideshiruoyixia，neiyanghuirangnvhaizidexurongxinhuodezuigaodedadao，keshiyibanqingxingxiabiezheiyangzuo，feichangrongyirangnvhaizijuedenishiyigejianpanxia，fangzhidaozhibutaihaodeweihai。

五、要有责任感

 zuoweiyigenanren，zuoweijiazhongdezhuxingu，yaoshimeiyouyidianzerengan，zennengzhichengdianyigejiazhongni？nanshengyidingyaoduizishendexingweichengdan，fancuoshierganyurenke，jiarunvhaizitiaoxuanhenizaiyiqi。liaomeixiaohuadaquan，nixuyaokaolvdaoshibushinengdanfuqiliangrendejianglai，zainvhaiziyanqianyidingyaorangtakanjiannidezerengan，jinyourucicainenggoudedaonvhaizideqinlai，jizutaguishugan，rangtaxinlaini，qinggancaihuiyouyidingdefazhanqushi。