适合在约会时候讲的经典小笑话

 henduonanshengzaizhuiqiunvhaizideshihou，weilerangshuangfangxiangchubuganga，zonghuixiangzhunbeiyixiejingdianxiaoxiaohua，zaiyuehuishihoutongguojiangxiaohuadiaojieqifen，danwangwanghenduonansheng，haishizhinengzaiwangluoshangzhaodaoyixiejingshenbingxiaohuahuipohuaiqifen，suoyijintianxiaobiantecifenxiangyixiejingdianxiaoxiaohua，ranggeweinanshengkeyiqudounvhaizikaixin，xiangzhidaogengduodexiaohuogen huazhenqingganxiaobian lailejieyixiaba。

一、经典小笑话

1、约会

 youyigemiantiandexiaohuozi，diyicitongguniangyuehui，keshizenmeyezhaobuzheheshidehuati。zhongyu，takaishitongguniangjiaotanle：“nindemuqinshenghuodezenmeyang？”“xiexie！tahenhao。”“fuqinni？”“yetinghao。”“xiongdihejiemeini？”“xiexie！tamendoushenghuodebucuo。”xiaohuoziyouwuhuale。zheishiguniangtixingtashuo：“wohaiyouyeyenainaini！nizenmebuwenle？”

2、甜言蜜语讲笑话

nv：“nigenwoshuohuazenmelaojiaozhetang？”

nan：“bujiaotangnalaineimeduotianyanmiyu？”

3、天文课

 gongyuanli，yigexiaohuoziheyigeguniangjianmianle。xiaohuozishuo：“nishiwodetaiyang、wodeyueliang，nishixingzuolizuiliangdeneikexing”? guniangtinglebantian，renbuzhudao：“nizheishixiangwoqiuaini，haishizaijiwoshangtianwenke？”

4、不懂爱的男人

 yigepaxiudenanren，shizhongmeiyouyongqixiangtasuoaidenvrentanqingshuoai，gengtanbudaozuoai。danduitafeichanglejiehereaideta，changchangzhizaochuyixiejihui，rangtabiaoshichutadeai，taqueshizhongwufaliyongtasuozhizaodejihui。

 youyitianwanshang，tahetazuozailegongyuandezhangyishang，tazhaoliyoushimomodewuyu，tarenbuzhuyouzhizaojihuiduitaanshidao：“jushuoyigenanrendeyitiaoshoubeidezhangdu，yuyigenvrendeyaoweishixiangdengde，buzhidaonixiangbuxiangxinni？”

“shizhendema？”tadadao，“kexiwomeiyoudaiyitiaoshengzilailiangyiliang。”

5、想起了大海

nv：“qinaide，nikanwochuandeyifupiaoliangma？”

nan：“kanjiannideyifu，shiwoxiangqidahai。”

nv：“niguojiangle，wozhenyoudahaineimepiaoliangma？”

nan：“meidangwokanjiandahaideshihou，wobiantouyunmuxuan。”

6、瞄准

nv：“nimeicikanwozenmedouyongyizhiyanjingni？”

nan：“zheiyangkandebijiaoqingchu。”

女：“为什么呀？”

nan：“dabashidoushiyongyizhiyanjingmiaozhun。”

7、试题

 yiweixiaoxuejiaoshiduitadenanpengyoushuo：“nishangcixiedexin，wojibianjinyuwenqizhongshijuanle。zheidaotinengquanmianjianyanxueshengdeyuwenshuiping。”

nanpengyouwen：“nishirangtamenfenxizhongwenyufani？haishijieshichengyu？”

nvpengyouda：“worangtamengaicuo！”

 yishangfenxiangshiyongyusuoyounansheng，buyaozaizaiyuehuishihouqujiangyixiejingshenbingxiaohuale，duoxuexiyoujingdiandexiaoxiaohuatigaogerenmeilizhengfusuoyounvshengba。