哄女孩子开心的笑话有哪些呢？

 zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？nanhaiguidingnvhaishi，jiushiyaoxiangjinbanfarangtakaixin，bianyuxianshibenshendeyoumogaoxiao，nanhaipingshikeyiduoshoujiyixiehongnvhaigaoxingdegaoxiaoduanzi，neibangennvhaizaiyiqideneishi，jiukeyisuishiquchuquyongle，xiamianshihuazhenqingganxiaobianbangdajiashoujidehongnvhaizikaixindexiaohua，xiwangkeyizaidahuoerqingrenjiegaoxiaodedimianshang，zhuyibeizhili。

yi、hongnvhaizikaixindexiaohua

 １、“wohaonanguo，juedebenshenduoyu。”“zenmehui，nikanqilaiyoushuaiyoupoju，youyoumo，youwenrou，renyouhao，zenmehuiduoyu。“yinweiwochengbaoleyigechitang。”

 ２、xiaohuoziyaojinvpengyoutiaohenianpian。“zheizhangheshi，huadehenpiaoliang，shangmianxiezhe：xiangwoweiyidexinshangren，qiafengzuixingfukuailedegongzhu！”nvdianyuanjitachulegeniantou。“shifenshushi！bangwolaiyida”

 ３、nvyouyikannanpengyouyaodaowenta，mangdangzhubenshendelianshuo：“butaihao，jiehunzhiqian，nibunengneibanzuo！”nanpengyouxiaodao：“nahao，wokeyideng，xianrujinjiangwolianxifangshishini，qingniyizhizaijiehunhoutongzhiwoyisheng。”

 ４、youyiweiruoguanzhiniandeshaonian，woyaomaiyizhihuchungaozengsongjinvpengyou，dianyuanwenjiyaonaxie，taquxiashoupa，zhishangmiandechunyinshuo：neibandesecai！”

 ５、daershi，quansushedenvhaidouzhongaizhouhuajiandege，yipancidaibeidajiajielaijiequ。yiri，shangpunvhaiwen：wodezhouhuajianni？shangpunvhaihuifu：zaiwochuangqian！jimiaozhongjijingwusheng，jiezhequantirenyuanxiaofanzaichuang。

 ６、xingganshaofuhongwa，wanshangyuniyeyeshui，xiaohaizimeiqu，xingganshaofushuo：nimeiquwoyaoqu。yeyezhengsedao：jiaoyuhaiziyaochengxinyoushan，nibunenghongwa，youpianlaoren。

 ７、yinvzouyelu，turankandaoyinanzuoyongbaozhuang，shenzhigeboxiangtataguo，huilaijiushiyijiao、xiaohuozitongkuliuti，shuo：doudisankuaile，worenaosheile，daikuaiganghuabolihuijianeimanan。

 ８、jinriyizao，yizhilaoshuwujinhuadian，beimaozhuiqiu，laoshufaxianzaijienantao，jiubianjiequchumeiguihuazhunbeichongfendidang，maokandaodixiatoukuijiushuo：sigui，taituranle！

 ９、zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？cheliangjiagelehuoche，kemeiduojiuhaixuyaolihunle，dajiahenshiqiuzhiyu。yinerwentamenyuanyin。cheliangshuo：“tayitiandaowanyoulvjiangwozhuanghuai；woni，zemeiriyoulvtahuihunhouchugui。”