哄女孩子开心的笑话， 你会说吗？

 zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？nvshengshiyaoyongyuhongde，youqidangtamenbugaoxingdeqingkuangxia，gengxiangyaoniyongtianmeideyuyanbiaodalaijiejuetamendeyiyu。jinjinhongnvhaizikaixindexiaohuagaizenmejiang？

哄女孩子开心的笑话

 １、shangpin，wanshangbiewanggaihou，shengdefashaoganmaokuliubiti；dabaitianlengreyaoliuyi，shouliangdebingnanshou；yeliwangshangbieguozhang，yifangqiwanwushijian。yaoqingsongzizaishenxinjiankangdianyo。

 ２、shenmeaiqing？maoaishangleyu，bushedetundiao；langaidaoleyang，bushedechidiao；yunaishangletianshang，bushedesandiao；woaishangleni，jueceyibeiziyikao！

 ３、qinyiqinnideyan，kanzhenihuayiyangdelian，haoxiangzaimenglideyueliang，chenzuilewodexinshi。woxihuanniderongyanxindishanliang，xianghuaerkaizaiwoxinzhong。woxihuannidehaokan，shizhongshouzainideshenbian。ainiyisheng。

 ４、meiyouaiqing，renrutongwufadedaotaiyangguangzhaoshedexiaohua，zhonghuishuailuo；meiyouaiqing，renrutongjibuqibotaogungundeshuimian，chuxianyichanggujiningjing！shirenjiuxuyaoaideziyang，qingjiwonizuireqingdeai！

 ５、ruoyoushizhong，yuandengnizaibijiaoyuan，ruoyouyonghengbubian，yuanaizhenidaoyongshi，cishengyouni，aijuebuxi，jinshengjini，aijuebuli，dijiutianzhang，danqiuxieshoubingjian，younizaixiao，dandingcongrong。

 ６、wenhao，chuanchudeshibuhuigaibiandexiangnian；xiaorong，shinidekuailexingzouzaixindi；weifeng，fuzounidekunaohuaweiwuyou；xingfukuaile，zaiweiweifenfangzhongmimanzhe；zhoumokuaile！jingjingditaguoshengmingzhongquanbudeyiniansiji，shiwoweiyidejiaodadeshehua。

 １３、taiyangyu，qingrenlei，qiaowushengxileishuangchui，zhiwosinianshiweileshei？yueguanghui，xingerxi，youyidangnianxiaojiumei，qingshenyiqieshenpangpei。xianrujinlirenbuzhihechuqu，zhiyoushuijiubanrenzui。qinaidede，gankuaizuowodexinniang，wonengainiyongbubian！

 １４、wulunshenghuoshidapinhuoshipiaobo，wodoushihuijiangnifangdaowoxinzhong，rangqingshenmeitianchongjixingzhewodexinzang，rangmaibotiaodongzhequanbuhuaixiang，rangxinxineirongchuanshuzheyishengshouhudeqidai。

 １５、kouzhongmeitiantaolaodejiushini，wanshanghunqianmengyingdejiushini，neixinwangbudiaodejiushini，xiangsichengzaiweini，meihaomingtianyongyouni，tianmeihuailiyongzheni，zaiwodeshijieliweiyouni。qinaidede，woxihuanni，heniyongshengyongshizaiyiqi！

 １６、zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？dangfengbuhuizaizhuiyun，dangbingbuhuizaihuashui，danghuobuhuizaizhire，dangshibuhuizaiyingshi，dangshijieshangmeiyouaiqing，wocaikeyizhongzhiaizheni。