哄女孩子开心的笑话，哄女朋友开心的幽默笑话

 zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？pengyoushineileiyouqiaojiaoderen，chaowanjiasheiyemeilishei。shenyehuranfalaixinxi：“shouxiangjiamoxiangdehechengyuxiangshuchuyuer”woxunwen“niweisha”，tashuodao“qiurao”。richangshenghuoruhedounvshenggaoxing？hebufayixiehongnvhaizikaixindexiaohua。

哄女孩子开心的笑话

 １．yitian，niujilvchuleyigenandian，wen“chun”zixiabianliangzhichongzinajinjingongde，najinjinmude。lvshafeikuxin，huoshidabushangqu。niumadao：jianzhitouchunlv，nanzuonvyouma！

 ２．biyezhihouqinian，zhongyujielegedagongcheng，zaoyigensanshimiyantong，shigongqi２geyue，gongchengzaojiasanshiwan，danshiyaodianfuzijin。zhongyuzaishangniannianmoganwanle。jinribierenqugongchengyanshou，beibierenmadeyaosile，haimeiqianna。！gongchengtuzhikanfanle，bierenshiyaowayikoujing！

 ３．yizuiguibuxiaoxincongsanloudiaoxia，zhaolaiguolurenkanrenao，yijingyuanhuilai：fashengleshenme？zuigui：buqingchu，woshigangdao。

 ４．yishiwenhuanzheshizenmeguliede。huanzheshuo，worenweixieneiyousuishizi，jiufuzhediangandouxie。youyigelijingneibian，renweiwochudianshigule，bianlunqigunzijilewoliangmugun！

 ５．xiaowuguifushang。rangxiaowuguiqunayao。guoqulelianggezhongtou。xiaowuguihaimeiyouhuijia。xiaowuguijilemadao：tazaibuhuijiakongzijiuqushile！zheishihoumenkouchuanchulexiaowuguidexiangsheng：nizailiaokongzibuqule！

 ６．bierenyangyizhu，fan，qizhi，ranzhuzhiguilu，shuqiwugonggonglv。yiri，qikaichezhuanlexuduowanqizhu，shengengbanyebotongqinren，wen：“zhuguifou？”dayue：“yigui！”qidahou：“rangtajietingdianhua，kongzimilule！

 ７．xiaoxiangyibuxiaoxinpengdaomayiwo，xiaomayimenqingchaochudong，luxupadaoxiaoxiangdeshenshang。xiaoxiangdouqilaishenti，xiaomayimendoumeilechulai。zheishiyeyouyizhizaixiaoxiangdebozishang，diaoxiadexiaomayigaoshengjiaodao“lesita”。

 san：henjiuhenjiuyiqianliangren，yigejiaozhuang，yigejiaoxiaoyitianxiaobujianle，zhuangqiahaojianyouyibangrenzaidajiadouou，jiuyiwangbola，shuo：wozhaoxiao！neibangrenlengleyixiashuo：shibushinizhuanga？duiya，woshi！

 si：mamazaiyicijiaohaizixinglai：＇make，haobaobao，gaiqichuanglenitinggongjijiaolehenduobianle＇＇gongjijiaohewoyounaxieguanxi？woyoubingbushilaomuji＇

 wu：daxingxingbuzhuyicaidaozhangbeiyuanladepaibian，zhangbeiyuanwenwanzixidibangqiqingxizhengjiehoutamenenaile。tarenwenjitamenshiruhelaidaoyiqide？daxingxinggantandishuo：yuanfen！quanshiyuanfena！

 liu：zhangfunazheyigelancaowan，shifenzaisandiduixifushuo：“nizhihoubutaihaozaishuaiwanle，zheiwanshitamaliuyoude，cishizhishengerzhile，biedededoushinijishuaile。”xifubailezhangfuyiyan，shuo：“neimenizhihouyebunengqiwo，woshiwomamaliuyoude，zhiliulewoyige。”

 qi：shiwosigexiaohai，doushifendiaopi，yitianxiabanhuijia，xiaopengyoumenyijingdamenkoudachaodanaonanxiufurenjianhuiqubahengaoxingdeshuo：＇nizuizhonghuijiale，bangjile＇wohengaoxingrenweixiaopengyoumendoupawo，shubuzhifurenyouyihoushuo：＇jialiweiyounizuicongming，guai！kuaidianbangmaidaiyan＇

 ba：shuobaileyijianzhongqing，keshiwushixianyinqin；shuobailerijiushengai，keshijishizhisun。shuobailexiongdizuiqiang，keshishiniupigewuwu。shuobailejiemeizuilang，keshishizhuangqiangzuoshi。zhunikaixinlangdang。

 jiu：heluxiaofucanguankaochadanongchang，xinwenjizhezhaoleyizhangtazaizhushehezhuyiqidexiangpian。cirijianbao，bianshangyoufuyan：zuoqidisanweiweiheluxiaofupengyou。

 shi：zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？xiaohaizhengsisuoxiangguan“jiyinyichuanyuziranhuanjing“denanti。mamachazuidao：zheigewentifeichangjiandanma，dajiadoulejiejiaruxiaohaixiangbaba，neibianshijiyinyichuan；xianggebilinju，neibianshiziranhuanjing。