哄女孩子开心的话，逗女孩子开心的一句话搞笑句子

 zaigenxuduonvhaixiangchuhou，dajiahuifajuexuduonvhaimendoupianzhongyuxiaitingyixiehuayanqiaoyudehua。hongnvhaizikaixindehuayounaxie？danshiyoushiyixierenyaoganjuezishenbingbuhuihongnvhaizi，jingchangxianrubuqingchushuoyixieshenmehualaihongnvhaigaoxingdejushi。ruhehongnvhaizikaixindehuani？

 zaigenxuduonvhaixiangchuyihou，dajiahuifajue，xuduonvhaimendoupianzhongyuxiaitingyixiehuayanqiaoyudehua。nanhaizimenzaigennvshengxiangchuhuoshichuduixiangdeqingkuangxia，dangnvhaizishengqideshi，nanhaizimenbianhuixiangyixiefangfalaihongnvhaigaoxing。ernvhaimenzaihaoguimimengoutongjiaoliudeqingkuangxia，danghaoguimimenbugaoxinghuoshinanguoxiaochenshi，shuoyixiehonghaoguimimenkaixindehua，yeshishifenbixude。

yi、jinrijiuxuyaojianlingyifangfumule，haojiaolvbuan，zhongjiujiushiwoxiandongshounenglidatamenjiahaizide。

 er、zhangfu：“xifu，zidawohunhou，wodeyanjingshilijiuchunantile！”xifu：“shenmezhengzhuang？”zhangfu：“wokanbujianqianle！”

 san、yeyishen，haizishuijueshitongkuqilai。babajuecechangyiduancuimianyinlehongta。jieguogangchangleyiliangju，linjujiuchuanchukangyisheng：huoshirangxiaohaikuba！

si、ruguonirichangshenghuoburuyideqingkuangxia，buyaohuang；kankannideqianjiahechuxu，renzhubukujiuhaole。

 wu、zongsuanlejiezuoguoshanchequeshihenkepa，zuodeqingkuangxiamaozheshengsijujiyiyangkoumo，chulaichajuezijikouzhongduolekuaipaopaotang，bushiwodeyida！

 liu、wobuxianghuolewozhangdebuhaokan，weilaizhaobudaonanpengyou，renweiwobabahuibangwojianghua，kelingdikanwobaba，tashuodao：woqianshizaoyiyuenidanglianrenle，zheiyishengjiubuyaojixiwangyuwole，wodanshiyouxifuderen。

 qi、ruhehongnvhaizikaixindehuani？xinqingyumendeqingkuangxia，shandiaohaoduogeweishangdailipenyou，buyiqita，jiuxiangrangtamenganshouyixia，zizhuchuangyedelumianshangmeiyouyifanfengshun。

 ba、neiyinianjiaodaozhurenduidajiashuo：“qishiwobingbudizhidajiachuduixiang，jinjindajiahaijideyaozhaoyigeyongyudandangde，zheixieyikandaojiaoshijiusongdiaonishoude，yaolaiyoushenmezuoyong？”cihouwomenbanzaiyebuhuixueshengtanlianaide！

 jiu、wozhenshinanyixiangxin，woyitiandaowanyouchiyouhefushizhewodeneiqunzhifangzuzhi，dangwohaizaiyanhanshiyaolengsideqingkuangxia，tamenyigeergejiujiazhuangbumingbaidemoyang，fenhaobukendianranzishenbangwogongnuan，xinhaoliang。yangleyiqunmeiliangxin！

shi、laosundiaojinleshenshuijingli，zaiqunzhongdereqingxiezhuxia，laosunzongsuanrongruleshenshuijinglibianderichangshenghuo。

 shiyi、buyuanxichuangdangaizenmeban？qugexifuerjiukeyile！jiaruxifuerxianshu，jiurangnixichuangdanle；jiaruxifuerxionghan，niyejiuxuehaoxichuangdanle。

 shier、ruhehongnvhaizikaixindehuani？xifugenwoshuo：ruguoyoutongshiyinyouninihuitingcongma？woxiaozheyaolebaitou，hehehe，jiangwodangzuoshenmerenle？woshineileihuiduinishuozhenzhengniantouderenma？

 shisan、womendou，tibushangdeshikaoshichengji，xiabulaideshixiuzhong，nadeqifangdexiawangbudiaodeshimukuai，zuanrubuchudeshibeiwoli！

 shisi、nvhaiguanjile，fajueyou20geweijielaidian，ganjuexingfukuailequshile，ruguoshinanhaizi，fajueyou20geweijielaidian，yishunjianganjuecicisidingle！

 shiwu、doushuowanhunbukeyimaishuangrenchuang，weilaizhengchaole，chuanghendajiugeshuigede，chuangxiaohaohongxifuer。kewowanwanxiangbudao，zhengchaole，wolianchuangdoutibushang！

 shiliu、youqianrendeqianjiaxiangzhihua，meiyicikaiqidoulingrenyilianxiaorong，qiongguangdandeqianjiarutongyuancong，meiyicikaiqidouzhijiaorenleiruyuxia！

 shiqi、xifuxialuobuminghou，wodiyishijiandaogonganjujingbao。jingyuanduiwoshuo：nixianlizhiyixia，nineiyangyizhixiaoshimeifaluxunwenbilude。

 shiba、youxierenshuoshenghuoshiyouyanjiangcu，youxierenshuoshenghuoshiyituanluanma，erwoyejiaoweidutele，yizhizhengtuozaicunhuowangshang，douhaimeiguorichangshenghuo。

shijiu、jinriquxiuerji，zaixiankefummbangwotaoleerduolimian，yihouganjueyinsehaolaxuduo……

 ershi、wocongbuxiailurengenwoshuogerenyinsidenanti，jinriyouyigeburenshiderengenwoshuodaonaqu，wojiang：guana？suihoutajiujiangwoganxialedeshi。

 ershiyi、hongnvhaizikaixindehuayounaxie？zaijieshangkandaoyinv，zongjuedelejie，danshiyizhijibuqilaidaodishishei？yelihuijialedeqingkuangxiakandaoxifu，turanfanyinghuilaishizishenxifu，tazaochenmeihuazhuangchuqule！

ershier、xiaiyigenvsheng，neimejiuhaohaoxuexiba，nuligongzuo，tawanhundeqingkuangxia，ninengduojidianfenzijiegouqian。

 ershisan、gangtingjianbianshangyihaogementongdianhua：“ninhao，woxinghuang，jiaotongxinhaodengdehuang……”wowanquanbaile……jigoujiujiuwo！

 ershisi、hongnvhaizikaixindehuayounaxie？jinriququqian，duiyinxingjuyuanshuo：“quyibai”，yinxingjuyuanshuo：“meineimeduo”。woneishihoujiubaohuo，wojiang：“dajiazheimedayigejinrongjigouquyibaiyemeiyou，youbushiquwuwanshiwandeyaotizaoyuding，neimenikanyixiaqitaduihuakuangyoumeiyou？”yinxingjuyuanranhouwukenaihedijiangleyiju：“jiushinikaneimeineimeduo”。