用魔鬼搭讪学追女孩，很容易哦

 yuanyizhuinvsheng，bingbushizheijianfeichangrongyideshier。huoxunifeijinxinsizuihouhuandedeshi“wobuxihuanni”。yuanyiqudechenggongliaomei，neimajiudecongmoguidashanxuegangkaishixuexi，neiyangzhuinvhaiqueshifeichangrongyi，dajianenggouqushiyixiae。

一、魔鬼搭讪学是啥

 nilianmiangouhou，nizuichungoutian，kehuanshihuanbudaonvshengdeyixiaobaimei。shijinshichuhunshenjieshudexianmeiduixiao，taolaidequeshijiju“ni”。keshinisiqianwancidougaobudongnantidaodichuzainaer？biebaoyuannimingbuhao，yebiezhizenvshengjingyangaoya，wojuedenantidouhuinishoushang，niqueshihuidahuama？fangshi ，fangshi dongma？fangshi cuowu，zhiyoushiludeming。

二、用魔鬼搭讪学追女孩

1、zuisuijiyingbiandeyihuidahua

 suiranwoyizaiqiangdiaokaichangcibuguanjian，zhongyaoshizishendexintaihejingshenfengmao，danhuanshichixuyoupenyougenwoshuoxianliaoshidoushuoxienaxie。weikaolvdahuoerdeqiuzhiyu，xianbamouyitianzaidongdanjieshangdeyihuidahuahuihuajiluyixia。

tayigerenzouzaiqianbian，wokuaibugenyiwang。

wo：“hi，ninhao。”

ta：“ng，younaxieshierma？”（youyu、mengbi，danxintaihaibusuanshihuijue。）

wo：“e，meishier，jiushishuoxianggenniyimianzouyimianliaoyihuiertian。”（yichengxiangdai。）

ta：“weiheya？”（haoqixin，haidaiyidianerjinu。）

 wo：“zheiyi……jintianqiwenyoudiandi，worenwei……jiarugennifayanhaowuyiwenhuiyaowojiaolvbuan，neiyangwoyebuhaipalengle。”（badahuadebiaoshuguijieweiyudui“ji”，erbingbushidui“ta”，ranglingyifanghenshifangyali。fanmiandianxingjiushishuo“worenweinizenyangzenyang”，lijibalingyifanghetui。）

taxiaole，fenweihemuchulai，suihourenmenjiujimaosuanpisuiyiliao。

likaile300mizuoyou，tadaogongchezhanle，genwozaijianle。

wo：“neiliudianhuaba……”

ta：“zenmehuishi？”（tongchangliaolezheimeduoniandenvshengburongyizaibangwochuneiyangdenandian，danzongyouliewai。）

wo：“youyuwobuxianghuaidanya。”（jiaruzheishihoushuozishenbingbushihuaidanjiutaituqile。）

ta：“hehehe，buxianghuaidandeduole。”

 wo：“naerya，dangjinshehuiduoluan，nikankanzhoubian，zheiyizheiyizheiyi……tamenyebuxiangshanren……”（wulitouyoushihouyeshide。）

tahahadaxiao，liudianhuale。

 zaidutishidahuoer，zuoyouqingjingzaiwobenrendedahuagongzuojingyanzhongtongguolvzhineng50%，pengyibizihuideneishihouyiyangyeshi。

2、dahuafanxunsuxinshourumenshouce

 daxingshangchangdahua，tiaoxuanrengongliuchanshao、xiangduixingkuankuodediqu，lijipaoyiwangshuo，“ninhao，woxianglejieni”，xingjiuxing，buxingjiujiujieshule。

 jietoudashan，bubizaisixiameiyourendediquxiashou，tebieshizaishiyeli，jinkenengzhaoyoudaoluludengdediquzaizhangkou，kanqilainixionghuaihuodaguanghuijiqi。huanshilijikaichang，“ninhao，woxianglejieni”，xingjiuxing，buxinggengyaojiujieshule，youyummzaijiebianbizaidaxingshangchangguishuganyaodi。

 fantang、zixiushi、kafeiguan、kuaicandiandahua，lijiyiwang，xianzuozhe，suihouwen：“ninhao，wowojuedeshixianglejienide，wokeyizuozhezheierma？”xingjiuxing，buxingzhanqijiuzou。

 gonggongqiche、ditiezhanchexiangli、chengfeijidahua，shiyongjianjiekaichang，liru，“nidezazhiqikannengjiewokanyixiama？”“nideshoujishanghenmei。”erlijikaichangdebubianqujueyu，beihuijueshibukeyimashangtiaoche（gaokongtiaosan），niyummqingmiandoujianghennanshou。yinci，jiaruqueshizhaobuzhehuatitaolun，keniyoushifenxianglejieta，nijiuzhuizongtayikuaierxiacheshi（xiafeijichang），suihouzouzailushangyonglijikaichang。

 xiaoyuanneidahua，liji、jianjiekaichangnenggou。liru，dahua1geshenbeihuabandemm，jianjiekaichangjianghuijiuhuixianconggongyimeishuliaodao，erlijikaichangzehuanshixianshuominglaiyi，mingquemmxintaiyoushanyihou，zaishuohuihua。wobenrenzhongailijikaichang，youyujiarulingyifangduiwomenmeixingquaihao，tawuxukaolvlishupeizhewohan156xuan。

 xuduoxiaobaiyougecuowuguannian，renweilijikaichanghuijianshaozishenjitarendeshenkeyinxiang，erjianjiekaichangnengrangzishenyoudaliangzhuyaobiaoxianneizaimeidejiyu。wojuedejianjiekaichangdeweiyiyichujiushishuobuxummnankan，duinizishendepinpaixingxiangjibenshangmeishenmetixiangongxiao。

 lvyouzhongtudedahua，youyushijianjiaoweichongzu，nenggoubayibufenweiliangbuzou，zaojiuhuangjinshijian。liruzailiecheshang，yongcanhequxishoujianquanshihaojiyu，anquantongdaoliweitarenzhexiangyixiaxia，paizhangduishixiaorongyixiaxia，yihuierzaipengdao，daziranjiunenggouxianliaole。

 zaiduzhuzhong，neiyangdeshijiyiyihuanshiyibianrangmmgengweiburongyinankan。wodebiaozhunshi，youbiaozhundehuajinliangjianshaonankan，queshimeifazuodao，neiyeyebukeqile。

 tushudianlidedahua，xianshengxiaowenjiju：“zheizheishuhaokanma？”yiban huiyoujizhongfanying：lingyifangxintaijijizhudong，neiyilushangliaoxialaikeyile。lingyifangwailuyouyumengbidanyebingbushihuijuedeshenqing，neimanilikeshiqilijikaichang“wojuede，woshilaixianglejienide。”lingyifanghuiyinglengmo、aidameili，nilijishanrenkeyile。

 hunyanhuoshishejiaomeitichangsuodedahua，bixububilijikaichang，youyuneiyangbudanhuirangdahualingyibannankan，gengguanjiandeshihaihuiweihaizhutihuodongzuzhizhedepinpaixingxiang。tuodangdedahuafangfashijiandanziwojieshaokaichang，liru：“wojiushixinlangguandechuzhongtongxuemen，niyeshinaboerdeya？”

 zuoyoucailiaojiushishuoyongmoguidashanxuezhuinvhai，yeyouyouguanmoguiyuehuixueyeyoudaliangdeneirong，dangniyuanyibianchengliaomeidashen，neimajiuwubiduoxuexipeixunmouxieyouhuidashanjiqiao。neiyangzhuinvhaicaihuifeichangrongyi。