闷骚男人追女孩窍门，五招轻轻松松搞定

 zenmezhuinvhaizi? tidaomennanxing，neikeduodeshi。rujindenanhaizidabufenquanshiwaiguanshejileguan，xinlimiantian。neimamennanxinggairuhepaomeizini?buqingchudemensaoxingnanhaiyaoxuexile!

一、博得怜悯

 nvxingdoulixingdexiaodongwu，tamenyouxiantianxingdemuxing。lveweichongfenfahuinidejingzhanyandejiuneng。dangnidequanbuyoushidoumeifajinixinaidenvhaiaishangleni，neimenijiuchumimiwuqi—zhuangkeling!bixushijiyayijidileishui。ninengshuoniershidebeiju，shuoniyeshiqier，shuonibeinvxingpaoxia，shuoniduiyishizhuxingdexinhanzheixie。zenmezhuinvhaizi?

二、学好风趣自我调侃

 e，ruzhangdezhenyixiebaoqianguanzhongmen，neimeishier!mennanxingshouweiyaoxuehaofengqushiziwodiaokan，yiqingqingsongsongfengqudefangfalaiziwodiaokanzishendewaiguanshejiquexian;lingnvhainenggoujuedeniyeshigegaoxiaoyoumoqiexinxinderen。yibannvhaidouxiaixinxinyoufengqudenanhaizi。liuyi!bukeyijiangdetaiyiguo，guodudeduanzihuilingrenjuedeniyeshizuichunkengkengwawaderen，bukekao。

三、有张有弛

ru：youkongshijiuweizijixinyidenvhaidadianhua，yuenvhaiwuxuyouyifenpei(dizhishijian)。

 aita。suihou，ninengzhaowoliaozhaowoliaojiuhuranguadianhua，kanyixiatahuifourangnihuidianhua。meiyoudianhuaniyewuxumishi，youyutahaimeiyouxiguanxingnidecunyou，yizhaocifangshi ，yutashuoshuohua，jianxintaxiguanxingdedianhuahou，zaichuxianhuranguadianhuadezhuangkuang，huizaochengtadeguanxin。zenmezhuinvhaizi?liuyi!tongdianhuabushihetaipinmi，yebushihetaiyoujiu;liaodeshijianbushihetaizhang，。dianhuadapinmilenvhaihuiganjuebingbushizaisaoraota，shijiantaizhangnvhaihuiganjuefan。youzhangyouchidezuofahuihenhehunvhaideqingyi。

四、大赞小做

 nanshengmen，zaijinyaoguantoububiyizhijibukenai、chuiyanyudide。nvxingyueniyongcanshijiuyongcan，haohaodixianliaojicuirenleixia;zheimeigexiaobudouquelinishibushiqudechenggongdejiangnvxingguaifashengguanxi。dangniyongcandeneishihoujiudianjizhe，canhoufashengguanxi，neimawonengjingquededuinishuo，buchenggongle!youyunidexintaizhuangtaijinghuang，tiaodoubuchenggong，bugaoerbie，gongkuiyikuile。yeyouyidianerjiushishuo：wulunjinimeinvxing，nibixurangnvxingganjue，wobuquenvxing，nijinyeyeweibifeitabuke。

五、临睡前酒局

 jiarubicixiangyao，nenggouzairushuiqianfenpeiyongcan，dizhitiaoxuanhenguanjian，xuyijuchuangdejutidizhierding。jiaruchuangzaiqinshi，nijiutiaoxuanzhusuohenjindecanguanyongcan。jiaruzaibinguankaifangjian，neilijizaijiudianfandianyunvxinggongyongcan。zhongzhongzhizhong，yinjiuwulunshiduoshao，heguojiuxing，chishayebubishuodao，kaixinjiuxing;

 liuyi!bubichangshibanvxingguanzui，neibanhuiranglingyifangzaochengyanfanyujingti。canhou，nvxingdoushidengnanshengfenpeiyihoudexingchenganpai，zheishi，nanshengbixubukeyijijidejiang“yaobushangwuzilixiexiyixiaxia?”neiyangdefangfahuizhinvxinglejienizaixiangshenme，yinci，womendehuanyigefangfarangnvxingxiangyaoshangwuzi。shijideshijicaozuonanshimenmenzishenxiangba!