对女孩表白的话：“得寸进尺”的玩笑话

 zenyangzhuinvsheng? xuduocuonan，yingduizheizhongqingkuanghenjianghuihuimomowuyu，huoshihahahafalengyixiaxia，buzhidaoruheyingdui。lveweiyoudianerhuanjieguanniande，jianghuihuinankandeshuoshengduibuqi。

 xueguoyuehuixuedepenyou，juedaduoshudouburongyixiangshangbianneimefanying，tamenjianghuihuijianchibuxiejiagou，dayuefanyingjiushishuo“dahuoerquanshichengren，kaiwanxiaomeiyoushenmede”，huoshixuyimeililingyifang，lengzangchufalingyifang。

 jianchibuxiejiagou，henjianghuihuidaozhilingyifangshenhuadedikang，ruguonichangshishuodonglingyifang“neiyangdewanxiaohuameiyoushenmedeneishihou”，lingyifangzeyehuizaiyurenxiangchuheshehuidaodefangmianfanjini，youyulingyifangshedingleduilimiandejiagou，nizebajiagouduilimianshenhuazhuanbianchenglemaodundefangshi，bingqiexiangxinziji，jindaozheileifangshiduinimeishenmeyichu。

 zenyangzhuinvsheng?lingzheizhongweichijiagou，keshibuzaochengmaodundefangshi ，zeshiyinshenhuatitaolun，conghuatitaolunshencengcidaogoutongjiaoliugeren：“yo，xiangbudaowomeizhihaimanchunzhen，woshizhongrenweiniyeshinvhanzhini”。neiyanghuatitaolunhendazirandejiubianhuanlenvshengdejiazhiquxianghuoshixingqingxiguanxingshang，yefeichanghao。

 danshi，gangkaishiwangwangkaisesewanxiaohua，shiyibianyuyanshangdejinnuojiqinuanweiheyinyou，neiyanghuatiyizhuanhuan，zheizhongzongtimubiaojiudouxiaotuile。duinvhaibiaobaidehuayaozenmeshuo?

 neiyoumuyougengqiangdejiejuefangshi ni?you，ninengyishuawulaidefangfabuzhihaodai，decunjinchidekaizheiyiwanxiaohua。nikaiguo1gesesedewanxiaohua，lingyifangxunchini：shuoshenme，bishangzui。ninengdecunjinchideshuo：“heiheihei，wobudanshuo，haizuoni，xinbuxinwozaizheijiangnixxxxa”，huoshi，“heiheihei，nibuxiangxinwokeyineimeganshime，lai，womenliangqumeiyourendiquliaoyiliao”。

 neiyangzuodeyichu，jiweichilenidejiagouwanzhengxing，youcushifenweigengweiqingqingsongsonghuoyuexing，shide，yingduinizheilei“wuchi”dezhuyaobiaoxian，lingyifangfandaohuigaoxingdexiaoqilai。

 zhiqiangen1geyoudianernuanweidenvshengchilewancanguangjiegouwu，daoshangyoumeiduanyiweizhong，woyezhuazhetadeshoubeijiakuaijiaobubaituoneibian，suihoutashuaidiaowoshou，shuo“haoya，nichiwoshuidoufu”。

 suihounicaiworuhezuode?duinvhaibiaobaidehuayaozenmeshuo?wotushitahuilai，youhuahewoshuo，dengtacouhuilaideneishihou，henhennieletatunbuyixiaxia，hewoshuo，“zheicaijiaochidoufu”。

 tajiaozhepaokai，ranhouhahaxiaozhedaguowojixia。ranhou，zaicidecunjinchi!wohewoshuo，“wojuedezheidoubusuanzuoshuidoufu，neilicaisuanzuoshuidoufu”，lingwaikanjiantaderufang，suihouzaici“keshinidedoufukuaihenxiaole”。suihoujiushishuoxianghuzhijiantucaola，xipixiaolian，fenweishizhonghenhuoyuexing。

 nvshenggangkaishihuihuijuenidehuatitaolun，yuanguyouxuduo，youdeneishihou，lingyifangjianghuijinjinganjuezaineishihoudezhuangkuangxiabuyikaineileiwanxiaohua(lirutesecantingli)，huoshilingyifangyixiebugaoxing，yincihuijuenidehuatitaolun，youshizeshichuziyuxintaizhuangtaixiguanxing，youdeneishihouhuoxushimeiyouqinshenjingliguozheizhong，buqingchugaizenmeban。

 xuduorenyaoshuo，nvshengzheileifanyingshifeice。worenwei，youzheileiniantoudepenyou，yingdangsisuoxiazishenshifoujichulilunzhongduletaishen。youyujuedaduoshuzhuangkuangxianvshengyouzheileifanyingquanshibuyouzizhude，bushiguyiyaotanchaninaxie。

 keshi，haowuyiwendeshi，neiyangdehuijue，jinguanbingbushiqingxingdefeice，keshiqueyoufeicedeshijixiaoguo：nenggouhuihuainidejiagou，xianshixinxinidedishiyongjiazhi。

 erdecunjinchidewanxiaohua，budanweichilejiagoudewanzhengxing，lingwaihaizuinengtixiannidexinxinhecaokonggan，lingwainidexintaixianglingyifangshuoming：zheijinjin1gewanxiaohua，buzhinuqichongchong。

 renzheixiaodongwujiuzheiyang，feichangrongyishoubierendexintaiweihai，lingyifangzhuyaobiaoxiandebuyaojinxiangtong，jiuhuisisuozishenshifoutaiguonuqichongchongle，erqieyegengkeyijienale。

 zuizhong，zheilei“lailaide”zhuyaobiaoxian，jilingyifangzheizhongqinmigan，ranglingyifangjuedegennigengweitiejin，neiyangtajiuburongyiganjuenidehuayounaxiegongjinengli，zhishi1gehenqinmiwujiandeyirenhensimidewanxiaohuabale。

 zheiyifangfafeichangjiandan，shijixiaoguofeichanghao(jiuxihuankaizheileidecunjinchidewanxiaohua，lingyifangwuyiliwaidequanshixiaozhuyankai)，bixuliuyidejiushishuoyingyongdeziranhuanjing。

 zuixian，nidehuatitaolunwanxiaohua，yingdangshibuxianggandayade，bushichuyudaolingyifangchengdude，jiarushiyuanzewenti，yuanbenlingyifangjiuduizheiyihuatitaolunmeifarenshoule，niyaodecunjinchi，zhiyoudaozhilingyifanghenshendedichu。

 congguanlianeryan，guanlianyuegaodeyuenenggouneiyang，jiufangfomuqinyingduimanbujianglidexiaohai，jihaoqiyougaoxiaoneileijuede。yinci，jiaruduimenzuodejiushininvyou(tichufenshoubianyandeyiwai)，neimenijiudandadeyongba。

 jiarushixinliaodemeizhi，zaimeichedimotoulingyifangdexingqinghechengduqian，tiyihuanshibianhuanyinshenhuatitaolundehao;jiaruliaodaohao，fenweifeichanghao，youbixudewanxiaohuaganhenuanweidu，neimazheileidecunjinchidewanxiaohuahaikeyikaiyikai。