爱的日记,给爱情保鲜的小诀窍

 aideshigetiaojianyoushenme？bieyinweishuxierhulveleliyi。lianggerenzaiyiqijiule，henduoshiqingmanmanjiuhuibeidanhua，biruyuanlaitabangnilindongxi，nihuihenkaixin，bangtacahan，tashuoxiexie;xianzainikenengzhishishunshoubadongxidiujitaranhoukanyebukan;yuanlainimenzaibicimianqianshijueduibuhuizuoshenmetaoerduo、xingbitideshiqingde，xianzainizaitamianqianpaiqitiyadoujuedewusuoweile。zheishixiangchuhenjiudefuqizhijiancaikenengchuxiandechangmian，suoyiruguohaizailianaizhongdeniyidingyaokeshoulianaiqinglvdexiangchuzhunze，gaiganxieshiganxie，gaibaoqianshibaoqian，gaihuibidedongxiyaojidehuibi。buran，wanyizhenshiyinweinideqianhoufanchataidaerdaozhinimenfenkaile，qianmiandequanbugongzuoyouyaozhongxinzuoqile，zheishiduomekepadeshiqing?neimeaidesefangyounaxieni?xiamianjiugensuixiaobianyiqilaikankanaiderijidewenzhangba。

胡闹搞笑可以轻松一下

 youyiciyigepengyouyinweichuchahuidaojiahenlei，jieguonvpengyoucongchaoshicaigouhuilaitajiumeiyouanzhaowangchangdexiguanqujieta、bangtalindongxi。guoleyihuinvpengyoudeduanxinjiulaile“wobeijiaqiaochongzhuangle，jiuzaichaoshimenkou!”zheizhongqingkuangxia，zheigepengyoulijitiaoqilaipaochumenqujienvpengyou，danshikanjiantanvpengyouhaohaodizhanzaichaoshimenkou——

“zhuangnidejiaqiaochongni?”

“beiwocaisile，nikan——”

 zheishihunaoma?yinggaishi，keshiyaoshini，nishengqima?dangranbu，diertianzheijiahuohaixizizidigentongshifenxiangtammzheigetianmidehunao。

女人要学会的甜言蜜语

 xihuantingtashuochanmianqinghua?danshi，niyoumeiyouxiangguotayexuyaotingnidetianyanmiyu?aideshigetiaojianyoushenme？nanrenqishicongmouzhongchengdushanglaishuoyeshitingjuedongwu，youyixiehua，yidingyaoshuojitating。“nishiwodeyingxiong!”、“nishitianxiazuiwenrouderen”、“zheigeshijieshangyouleniqitananrendoubianchengcaobaole!”yebushibuxing，danshiniyaoyindizhiyi、yinshilidao、yinqingjiuli、ronghuiguantong、juyifansandizhaodaogengduogengshiheshuojinidenanrentingdetianyanmiyu。buyaojuedezheishishuojiahua，zheiyangzuodemudeshishinidetagengaini。zheishijiqiao，dangrangengshimude。

必说理由：满足虚荣

 aidesefang,tiaoyiyangba，zongyouyiyangzhidekua。wojiubuxinle，tadewuguanshenzhishentilijiumeiyouyiyangzhidenishaoweijidianzanmeide，shizaibuxing，jiujizhuhuangyanzhongfuqianbianjiushizhenli。buxinnizhaoyijianhaobuchucaideyifurangtachuan，ranhoumeicitachuanshangzhihounidoushuo“zheijianyifunichuanshangkezhenshuaiqi。”diyicitakenenghuishuo“shaolaile，zheimeqiguaideyangshi。”dierci“bushiba?nidepinweinandaohewobuyiyang?henputonga?”disanci“zhendema?”disici“wofaxianmeiciwochuanzheijianyifunidouhenxihuana。”dinci……，buyongnishuotayidingyijingxizizidichuanshangzheijianyuanbenhenputongdeyifu，ranhoutiaozhemeimaobaichu“kuawokuawo”debiaoqing，din+nci——“laopoa，yifuxiuzidoumopole，hainengmaidaoyiyangdema?”nanrenqishiyetinghaopiande。

 nanrenduiwaimaodezaiyijuebuyayunvren，youdefangshidechengzanhuanlaideyidingshitaguzuoshenchendeanshuang，nigentashuo“ainixiangni”tabudalinishiyinweitajuedezheishiyinggaide，erqieruguo•yehuiying“ainixiangni”sihujiubuzenmeyemenerle，danshiduizhijiejitadadefenqueguzhanghuanyingzhaodanquanshou。jugelizi，ruguotatoufaduo，jiukuatatoufashuaiqi，toufashaokuatakanzhejingmingnenggan，tutoukuatakeaiyeweichangbuke;yanjingdakuatayanjingmingliang，yanjingxiaokuatayanjingyoushen，yanjingbudabuxiaokuatayanjingmiren;zuibadakuatazhangdeshuaiqi，zuibaxiaokuatakanzhexinggan，zuibabudabuxiaokuatazhangdezhenfuhezhongguorendeshenmei;meimaoshangyangkuatananzihan，meimaoxiapiekuatakanzhewenroushanliang，meimaobugaobudikuatazhangdezuibiaozhundemingxingmei;xiabalengjiaofenmingkuatananzihan，xiabawenrunkuatakanzheqianqianjunzi，xiababulengbuyuankuatazhanglegebiaozhunmeinanzixiaba(liuxin，zheijiahuoguawanhuzikongpahaihuiduizhejingzimosuoxiabadeyihaojiu)。

 ruaideriji,guonizhendefannanle，buhuile，meishi，zhiyaoshuo“nide……jiushiwoxihuandeleixing，wocaifaxian!”baozhibaibing!