恋爱潜规则,怎么教训男朋友才对?

 wohaizaisiliaoli，jingchangjiedaodenantishi：“ruhedajiaqingganjiudanleni?”“weihejuedetayibushuoaiwoleni?”lianaixuetang，chukailianaihou，naozhongdanjianyibudaixie，nijingchangyoukouwuxindeyixiehuayezaisunhaizhedajiadeqinggane。neimelianaiqianguizeyounaxieni?xiamianjiugensuixiaobianyiqilaikankanlianaishujidewenzhangba。

neima，shenmehuazaitanlianailijinkenengbubijiangni?

 diyiju：“nizenmeyoufanzheileicuo?”ruhe，zheijuhuatingshanglaiyoumuyouhenershu?youdianxiangniershimuqinzonghuinishuodehua?nitingjianzheileihuadiyigefanyingshisha?duila，shiworuheyoufanle?meiyoucuo，tingjianzheileihua，feichangrongyiqiqingchunqipanni。yuanbentazijihenyoukenengzaiqiaoqiaoziwofansi：“aiyo，woweishenmehuifanzheileicuo?taibaoqianwodelaopole。”keshi，tatingjianzheileichizehouhuanshifeichangrongyidichu：“niyejiushiquanshimeima?nixingnishanga!”zainanpengyoufancuowudeqingkuangxia，jiaoshizaiqianmianjiangguo：cuozaoyifanle，zaoyiwufamibule，chizetayagenmeiyouyong。bibushangzuoxialaikuanweita：“xiangxinrendoushihuifancuowua，meishierla。”tahuigengainie。

 dierju：“niweihexiongwo?”youtongxuemenjushoufayanle：“jiaoshi，niyiqianbingbushijiaoguodajiayigejingdianhuayu，shuohenanpengyouzaochengzhengchao，yijuhualikenengpingfuma?zheijuhuabianshi‘ninhaoxionge’，nizheibushizhengrenmailvma?”bingbushide，“ninhaoxionge”shimaimeng，“niweihexiongwo”shichize;“ninhaoxionge”shixiaoguniangjuedebiequhedanxin，“niweihexiongwo”shidaniangliaokaihongxinyouyaodongshounengli;“ninhaoxionge”jiedexiayijushi“bierenlejiecuola”，“niweihexiongwo”jiedexiayijushi“nijuedenishisheiya”。dajianengkandechuchabielemeiyou?

 disanju：“nikankanni，zhuandehaibibushangzhangjiajiadegouzhuandeduo。”haola，jiaoshitebieqiangdiaoguonaxie，nanrenyouduomedeyaomianzi，lianaixuetang，zizunduoqiang。niyizhizaijinyaoguantoulenghengyishengdouhenyoukenengshitawufaboqi，zheijuhuadepohuailijichubianshibatapengdaojiaozhangxiale。huangejiaodulaikan，nishixueyuandeqingkuangxiabuyehenhenfumujiangnihe“tarenjiadexiaohai”fangdaoyiqibizhaoma?ruhenizhangdayihou，bianweizishenzuitaoyanderenleni?shijishang，niyaobizhaodehua，dajiarengrannenggoubahuashuodehenmei：“qixijie，xiaominshoudaolehua，keshiwoshoudaoleni。”lirutashuodao：“nipengyouxiaozhaodezhangfuzhuandebiwoduo，genwonijianzhibiequle。”ninengshuo：“naliyoubiequ，wolaogongbitazhangfushuaia。”dahuoeryidingyaojilaodebiaozhunbianshi:xiaozhaozhangfuzhuandezaiduo，burongyifenniyimaoqian，genniwuguan。erbazijizhangfuhongkaixinle，niyejiunenggouguodexingfukuaile。mingbailema?

 lianaishujiyounaxieni？disiju：“kuinihuanshigenanren。”“nizhidaoshenme!nikeyijiangdianxinxiandema?”“nilianzheiyiyebuhui?”zheiyixilie。womingbaizheizhongquanshizhenxinhua，woneixinyehuijingchangyouneiyangde0s,danshidajiabazheizhonghuazhuanweigenghaotinghua，zenmeyang?zairuanruowunengdenanrentingjianzheizhongyehuizaixinzhongmazanghuade。zheizhonghuanenggoubianwei：“niqingchuma?zheiyijiangguola，bierenduotingxinde!niyeburongyima?gaizenmeban?bierenyiqiedoushikaonide，nikendingbuhui，wodexinhaohuange。”

 diwuju：“ruobushiweini。”zheijuhuabianshiyisibuguadeyuyanbaoli。ruobushiweini，wocaibuhuilizhizaijiazuojiatingfunv，yuanbenwodanshiyaoshengzhuguande;ruobushiweini，woweishenmehuisheqihenhaodejiyu，paodaozheileisanxianchengshilai;ruobushiweini，wonengyuwoqianrentichufenshouma?tadanshicaimailaibaomawuxix7。

 lianaiqianguize,zheiyiqiedehuiying，shijishangyaoshiyigehuiyingjiuhuijiniqiouxue：woyoumeibiponi。nitongyide。nihuogai!zhenxinshiyishuo，dahuoerquanshichengren，yaojizijidetiaoxuanmaidan。neima，zheijuhuayaozenmebiaoshucaikeyirangnanrenduinidefangqixincunganxieheneijiu?“wozuodetiaoxuancongweihouhuimojiguo，henkaixinwozaibeijingshilailatieling，jiaruhaiyouyicijihui，woyiranhuineimexuan。”huayidingyaoneiyangjiangla，youyuniziranmeiyouzaiyicijihuitiaoxuange，jiaruqueshiyou，ruhexuanzailiaola。rujinzaoyineiyang，ziranshiyaojianghaotingdehuaa。zongzhiniyehuibuqulege，bibushangbarenqingshiguzuojiujing，rangnanrenaizheniaidexinzhongfatong。