爱上怎样的人?我有一个无趣的男友

 aishangzenyangderen？woliang，lianaizaisanyuedeshijie。qiwenyoudianerliang，dantadeshouqueyizhihenshire。woyuyigerendegushimeiyouxiangqingchunouxiangjuneiyanglangmanfenwei，doumeiyouxiangxijudianyingneiyangbushiyuanjiabujutou，gengmeiyouxiangaiqingdianyingneiyangwanbanquzhe。dajiajinjinjiuneibanxiangfengxiangyuxiangshishiyuan。aishangzenyangderen？xiangxin，zaitayanzhong，woyidingshishijiezuitaorenxihuanzuipiaoliangdemeizi。ertazaiwoyanzhong，bianshiyigefaweidenanpengyou。neimeaishangbugaiaiderenyounaxieni?xiamianjiugensuixiaobianyiqilaikankanaishangtaderendewenzhangba。

tashiyigejishugongchengshi，e!shizuifaweideneilei!

zaitayanzhong，suoyoudejieritadounenggoudanshi，tazhixiaizuozhediannaoqianmiankandianshijuhuoshidayouxi。

wojiang：wei，mingtianshidajiadezhouyuelianaijinianriye，xubuxuyaoqingheyixia?

tashuodao：hei，woxiazaileyibujingfeidianying，woyaoyueniyiqikan。

我讲：(滚)……

wojiang：ya!mingtianshiqixiqingrenjieye，woyaoquchimeiweide!

tashuodao：womenqumaihongluobuheshengjidan，mingrichaodanchaofanrangnichi。

wojiang：……(nengjidianxinqidema?)

tashuodao：nenggourangnikaiduoyiwanzicaidantang。

wojiang：……(nizijichihaola!)

wojiang：qinaidede，jintianshiyiguoqingdiyitianle，dajiaxubuxuyaowaner?

tashuodao：guai，womenbugenrenshanrenhaikanrenao，yaobunipeizhewoqudalanqiu?

wojiang：……(nenghuanyigezongyijiemuma?!)

tashuodao：qinaidede，shengdanjiekuaile!tashijinidelipin。

wojiang：wa，youlipinshou!……ruheshimianwa?

tashuodao：mianwahaowa，rujintianqilenge!

wojiang：……(nengbuneimashiganma!)

 zuoweidianzijisuanjijishugongchengshidetazongshiluoluosuosuoyilianchuandebianma，naxiec++，phpzheixie，jiezhejiligualadifeikuaiqiaojidiannaojianpan，haoxiangbeigezhonggeyangshujuheyingwenzimubaoweizheleneiyangchouxiangxing。

wojiang：weiweiwei，nizuotianwanshangyoujingchangaoyela?

 tashuodao：duiya，wodezhuyilixunlianzaishenyecaikeyichongfenfahuifalvxiaoli，woyijingbazuoyonghebugganleyidabufenle，nongnongderongyugan!

wojiang：neimenimingrixubuxuyaopeizhewoqugouwu?

tashuodao：wodouxiangqiaoyihuierbianma…

我讲：……

bianmajiuhaoxiangtadexifu，yidingbiwotaorenxihuan，keshiwojinjingebeiyongtai…

临睡前一电話，

我讲：你爱不爱我?

他说道：爱呀。

wojiang：niaiwoduozhangshijian?

他说道：好长时间

我讲：你想我吗?

他说道：想啊。

我讲：你有多想我?

他说道：特想。

wojiang：nixuyaomeishimeikedoudianjizhewoe。

他说道：好呀。

wojiang：nibuyaoxiangqiwoshuibuzhee。

tashuodao：burongyi，wotangxialaiyihuierjiushuijuele。

我讲：……你妹。

tashuodao：nilejieshixianyoushengjidanhuanshixianyouji?

wojiang：ziranshixianyoushengjidanla，shengjidannengfuhuachuji，chujiyoufuhuashengjidan

tashuodao：budui。niyaoyixia，ruguoyouyitouniuzhangchuyigedan，zheiyidanjiaoshenmemingzi?

wojiang：heihei，niuzenmekenengzhangchudana。

tashuodao：yansurenzhenyansurenzhen，tangruoniunengzhangchuyigedan。

wojiang：……(biezhubuxiao)yinggaishiniudan。

tashuodao：hao，neitangruoxiaoxiongbaobaozhangchuyigedanni。

我讲：啊…熊蛋!

 tashuodao：dui，feichanghao!buguanniudanfuchulaishifouzhiyang，xiongdanfuchulaishifouzhixiong，yebuguanjian，zheiyidandequmingyidingshigentamamade，duibudui?”

我讲：对啊。

tashuodao：neimashengjidanwangwangshishengjidan，shiyouyushijishengde。yinci yinggaishixianyoujicaiyoushengjidan。”

我讲：……哇撒!

 qiangjingdesiweiluoji，yansurenzhendetaolunyidingshidajiatanlianaiguochengzhongyigeguanjiandeyibufen。(woshigeshazidewenkesheng，shuoduolequanshileia。)

youyiciwomenqudongbeilvyou，youyuzhaoxiangdeshier，chadianermeiqisiwo。

wojiang：huilaihuilai，jiwopaiyizhangmeimeidadexiangpian。

tashuodao：wobuxiangpaie，nixuyaoquanpinghuanshijianping?

wojiang：woxiangjianpingjianping，neiyangwokanqilaishouyidiangaoyidian。lai!

tashuodao：nikankan，neiyangxingma?

wojiang：a，nipaileshisha?wonaliyouneimafei，zenmepaichengneiyang。

tashuodao：wozailaiyici。

wojiang：liuyituiha，woxianggaotiaogaotiaode。

他说道：你看一下。

wojiang：a，nizenmezhipaiwodetuia，wodelianruhechengyibanla?

tashuodao：……fangbujina

ruguonidenanpengyouburongyipaishe，aishangzenyangderen？nidemeilizhiyouzijikan，huoshijitamenkan。π_π

某一次逛街购物…

wojiang：qinaidede，nijuedewomenlianggewangjixianghugaizenmeban?

tashuodao：heihei，biegaoxiaole，zenmekeneng?

wojiang：ruhebutaikeneng!wangjilingyifangdehua，youyigetongyangdezhengwuzuozhengshijiukeyizhongfengla。

tashuodao：nijuedetongyangdezhengwua?jiniwodelianxidianhuashifousuan?。

wojiang：a，wobie，kannidemingzi.，wobuzhidaonishisheiya。ruguoyouqinglvshoulianqinglvduijieqinglvshan…

tashuodao：e，nijiangwodelianxidianhuabeizhumingchengcheng“zhangfu”jiukeyilela。

我讲：……

 tameiyoubangwomailexiangxidemeigui。zhihaijideyouyici，tabameiguihuaduoquxiayipianyipian，youbiaozhundibaizaidimianshang，shigeaixindeyangzi，bianshangyeyouxizhu。tashuodao，“xiexienilaidaowodeshijieshouyou。”

 tameiyoubangwojiangguolanmandetonghua，queyibianyibiandigenwobiaoshugudaishi，jinxiandaishi，xiandaishi，naixindihuiyingzhewoyibanneiyanghaiziqigaoxiaodewenti。

 tameiyoudaiwoduguoyigezhenhandekuanianyanchanghui。zhihaijide，tamanzhewohenzaojiuquchaoshimailainiubaheyifen，tiqianzhunbeileyicanmeiweikekoudemeiwei，nongnongdeyiwaijingxi。

tabuxihuanchulaijiaoji，quexiaidaizhuwojianshenyundong，lanyao，manpao，sansanbu。

tashuodao：nitaipangle，yaojianshenyundong。

wojiang：aishangtaderen,nicaisuanshidapangzi，yaobudajiabiesaishipao，dajiabixiuzhong!

tashuodao：……niyingle。

tabuxihuanchulaiwaibianyongcan，xiaidaizhuwochaoshimaicaihuijialezhufan。

tashuodao：nixiangchishenme，wodoujinizuo。

wojiang：woxiangchigongbaojiding。

tashuodao：hao，bangwodianshijianxuexipeixunha。

 aishangbugaiaideren,tahaishuo：wojiayaoyouyigeshipu，bawonengzuodecaijixialai，zhihouniyuxiaohaixiangchisha，lijidiancan，wojidajiazuo。