程序员相亲指南 脱离单身狗的苦海

 pingshichengxuyuanjiuhenzhai，zaijiashangpingshigongzuofanmang，pengyouquanneimexiao，baoquyijingmohunannvxingbiedehaojiyou，kegongjuntiaoxuanlinghuijiade……maosimeirenle。suoyixiaobianduiyuchengxuyuanxiangqinxiangqinzheijianshishang，keshicaosuilexin，yiqilaikankandanshenxiangqinzhinanba,zijixuexiyongzaizijishenshanghuoshigaosunipengyouguanyuxiangqindejishu，ganjinwangxiakan。

一、相亲相亲

 yizhonglianaifangshiyuanyuanliuzhang，bodajingshen，lijiumixin，neijiushixianglegeqin!zhiyuruhetigaoxiangqindechenggonglv，neijiushijintianyaojiangdejishuhuola!

二、程序员单身相亲指南

1、不要拒绝

bulunshisheijinijieshaode，bulunfaguolaidezhaopianduomenankan，bulunnishifouhaiyougebugyaodiaoshi，doubuyaojujue。

 youxiechengxuyuan，yinwei if thenxieduole，zhuyouluojimenglexin，biandejiaoqingle，feichangbusuihe。yourenjieshaojiunatangzuocu，xiandezijihengaojie，henshanyugudu，henxihuanduchu，yigerenwanquankeyidushanqishendeyangzi。neifuyuzaiduzhongqiushanjia，chaizailianneidaishifeidemoyang，haoxianghendiao。

2、地点选择

 suizezheishixiaoshi，danyehenzhongyao，yinweiqingquxianluwuyi。zhuyizheilibuyaogaohun，qingqubudengyushechi，bushimeiqianjiumeiqingqu，dangranzaizanzheishehuiyoudianniuqu，youqianjiushiyouqingqu。buguo，zanmenqiangdiaodeshi，meiqianyeyaozhuiqiuyidianqingqu。

 wanwanbuyaoqumaidanglaokendejishaxianxiaochi。zhaogerenjunzhanyoumianjidadao10pingmiyishangdechangsuo，zaoyindiyu20fenbei，shijiankeyi2xiaoshiyishang，youxiandeliaoba。

3、聊天话题

 henduonvhai，huiraozhewanpanwenfangzichezishouru，duizheigeni，guaodeqiongchengxuyuanmenyaolijie。bijing，xianzaizanmenshenzhou，haichuzaifazhanzhongdeteshujieduan，zouxiangfuyuhaiweifuyu，renmenpubianhaichuzaishengcunyoulvzhizhong。ernvrenme，zaizheizhonghuanjingxia，zuiyoudezeouxuanzejiushi：nengbaozhengtajixiedaitadnadehoudai，keyijilvdeshengcunxiaqu。

zheishishengwuxingjiashangshehuixingzaiqizuoyong，genbaijinbubaijinaicaibuaicaimeiguanxi，dajiayaolijie。

 suoyi，chengxuyuanzaiyudaonvhaidepanwenshi，bukebunaifan，gengbukezibeihuozheziao。yaobubeibukangdeshuo：woxieyixingdaimajiageshi100yuan，yitiannengxie500xing。huozhezheiyangshuo：wodetongshi，ganggangbagufenmaileyiban，huanle200wanmeijindecash。

 jinliangbuyaozhibaideshuo，nideyuexin6800，napashimeijin6800，yebuyaozhijieshuochulai。zheiyiguanguolehou，caikeyitandianbiede。yinlelvyouyishutiyukejidoukeyi，buyaotanpaochehesirenfeiji，nibushiwangsicong。

4、可以搞什么活动

buyaoqugaogezhongtiyuyundong，dabufendechengxuyuanhaishisitibuqinde，neijiuburuzangzhuo。

 dianying，shiyigekiller。nengkandianying，jiuyidingyaokan，shenmeticaiyidiandoubuzhongyao。guanjianshi，ruguonvhaiyuanyihenijindianyingyuanle，jibenshangtajiuyijingshuo i dole。dianyingyuanshigeshenmidesuozai，shenmizaiyu：heigulongdong。nannvyixing，yuanyitongfuheigulongdongdedifang，zheigejiushigemingbaideanshile......

5、表白

 biaobai，youjiaogaobai。zheizhonglaizidongnanyayingshijuderoumaxingwei，shiduiwodazhonghuajijianzhuyishiyongzhuyiwenhuadehanranruqin。xiangqinshi，napadiyicidiercijianmian，chengxuyuandouyaonenggoudadafangfangde，dingzhenvhaideyanjing，shuoyiju：woxihuanni。

6、nanzhuinv，haishinvzhuinan

sheizhudongdianqishimeiguanxi。 buguo，xingdongshang，nandeyaozhudongdian，yuehuilalashoula。

7、认真还是泡妞

zuizhijie，zuidanchundemubiaoshi：xunzhaoyigezijixihuandenvhai。

8、niyaozhaoshenmeyangderen

benlaiyeshiyigefaxianzijideguocheng!zuizhong，nifaxianle，woxihuandeyuanlaishizheiyangdenvhaia!zheicaishixiangqindemude。

9、buyaozhuiqiu“yishengyishi”zheizhong bullshit

 chengxuyuanxiangqindeshihou，gengbuyaozhuiqiu“yishengyishi”，yebuyaozhuiqiu“jinshengweiyi”。xiangqinyehao，hunlianyehao，fangfolvyou，nizoubianqianshanwanshui，kanguochunhuaqiuyue，gaoshanjunlingjianghedahaicaoyuanhuangmodourangnitihuidaowubidemeili，gantandazirandemeiliheshenqi，nijuedebuxucisheng。