jintianxiaobiandailaideshizhaobenshanxiaopinxiangqin,yejidajiaxinshangzhaobenshanxiangqinxiaopindeyibufentaici,dajiawangxiakanba。
一、小品相亲
xiaopinxiangqinshiliaoshichunwanshangyouzhumingxiaoxingzhaobenshanxiedizisongxiaobao、zhaohaiyanbiaoyandexiaopin。
laobanxiangqinqingqianfubaguan,baoxiaochangmianpinpinchu!xijuzhiwangzhaobenshandailingdizisongxiaobao、zhaohaiyanlianmeichuyandexiaopinxiangqin,yinlaiquanchangqianyumingguanzhongdezhenzhenbaoxiaosheng。
xiangyaotishengmeili,kuaisutuodan?
二、赵本山小品相亲简介
zhaobenshanxiaopinxiangqinjianjie:2011nianliaoshichunwanshangyouzhumingxiaoxingzhaobenshanxiedizisongxiaobao、zhaohaiyanbiaoyandexiaopin《xiangqin》。
编剧:尹琪。
三、相亲小品
xiangqinxiaopinshidaidizisongxiaobaoyijizhaohaiyanyitongbiaoyande,yiyoumodefangfazhanshixiangqin。
四、赵本山相亲小品台词一部分
xiamianwomenlaixinshangzhaobenshanxiangqinxiaopintaicideyibufen:
zhao:dui,jiushizheier,nishuowoerzijinchuxinxianshier,rangwozheidangdiedetitaxiangxifuer,nishuoxianzaidoujiushiniandaile,wozheidanglaorendehaigenzhewanglichanheshajingerli。woshuobulaiba,tajiugenwolaiqier,neihaizinadiandouhao,jiushiyoudianlvpiqier,zheiyebuguaita,woyezheiweier。dengyihuiergunianglaile,wobaxinyijiaojiusuanwanshier……daodianerla?(kanbiao)wanle,laizaole,rangwobadianlai,caiqidianliushi,shangneibianliudaliudaqu。
huang:xianzaidenianqingrenla,jinchuxinhuayanger,rangwozheidangmadetitakanduixiang。kanjiukan,zheilaozhangmuniangkanguyeerneiyezaijianger。dui,jiushizheier,nishuozheirenna,zheisuishuhaibusuanda,kezheihunshendelingjianera,haidoubuhaoshileli,bachengayegaidaxiule……chaqierle。
zhao:maya,gunianglaile。buduia,kancuole?jiefu?laolao,buhao。zhunshiwoerziduixiang,buhao,ganjinzou。
huang:zhanzhu!zheixiaozizhunshibawodangchengwoguniangle,wodewenwen,woshuoxiaohuozi……
赵:小伙子?
黄:你姓?
赵:徐。
huang:dui,zhengshi,woshuoxiaoxua。
zhao:aiya,wushibale,hei,xiaoxu?heng。
huang:nishuozheibushiwodangdayideyijianmianjiushuoni。
赵:大姨?
huang:a,woshinimadayi。nishuonizheinianqingrengaoduixiangzazheimemaomaolenglengdili?zheigangyijianmianjiupaipaidadade。xianzaizadila?haisaola?kuaizhuanguolairangdayikankan。
赵:转不过去。
黄:快转过来呀。
zhao:nibuyongkan,kanbeimianba,kanxin。
黄:有话当面讲。
赵:不跟你讲。
huang:nirangzanxiangkanxiangkan,neijiudexiang,jiudekan,niyaoshiburangwokanna,neibieshuowozheilaozhangmuniangdaoshihouburenshinizheiguyeer。
zhao:maya,huachaerbudui,hengheng。(zhuanshen)
黄:你是小徐?
zhao:tadie--laoxu。nishixiaomaguniang?
黄:她妈--老马。
情感问题免费分析
获导师一对一咨询
移动端官网
扫一扫
解锁更多情感秘籍
现在预约
shoucizixun,mianfeilingqu1ciqingganfenxi
*chengnuoziliaojinyongyuqingganfenxi,yangebaomi
© 2016 huazhen,inc. all rights reserved. huazhenyonghuxieyi
粤公网安备 44010402002416号
zixunrexian: 020-32519581 guangzhouquegeshuzijiankangguanliyouxiangongsi