中国新相亲:你曾经遇到过哪些奇葩相亲对象？

 shangzhoumohepengyouzulegeju，yuanyiweishiyiqunrenzaiyiqichihewanle，gezhonghai，jieguoyebuzhidaoshisheixiandongshou，ranhouzhijiejiuchenglehuafeng“tucaoneixiexiangqindeqipa”。shenmeshizhongguoxinxiangqinni?xiamianjiugensuixiaobianyiqilaikankanguanyuxiangqinxiangaiyijiarendewenzhangba。

 tingwandajiadetucao，womanlianheixianhewenhao，zhenshidakaiyanjie：xiangqinzhenshiyichangshenqidemaoxian，yinweiniyongyuanbuzhidaohuiyudaoshenmeyangdeqipa。

 houlaishangwangyichacaifaxianyuanlaishijiezaiheqipaxiangqin，zhiyouwobuzhidao。chuyufenxiangjimeidedegaoshangpinde，wobixuhenimenfenxiangzheixieqipaxiangqingushi。

youyizhonggao，buyinbuxiao，bupen。

我要买保险吗?

 chucijianmian，taduiwohenreqing，zuoxialaihewotiannandibeidiliaolejiju，guolebudaoshifenzhong，tacongbaolitaochuyizhangbaodan："buzhidaozanbamatoubaolema?

kuangquanshuiqianjidezhuanjiwo。

 yougongsilingdaojieshao，buhaoyisituici。yingyaotingtachuiniuyigebanxiaoshi，shuomayunyaojitafagaoxinwata，tabutongyi，juedealibabakuaibuxingle。yinci，zailikaishi，pengyoulaileyiju："gangcaimaikuangquanshuideqianniyaojidezhuanjiwo，womennianqingrenyeyaoaa。"

我对前任很客气。

 zhongguoxinxiangqin,youyushidiyicixiangqin，wohaishihenzaihu，henzaojiudaoleyuedingdedidian，jieguolianmiandoumeiyoujianguo，duifangzhijiefaweixinshuo："wogenqianrenhaole，nizouba。"

 zheigewentihaimeiyoujiejue，dagaiguoleyigeyueyihou，neigenvhaiyouturanfaweixinwenwoyoukongma，shuoqianrenhetafenshoule，xiangyuewochuquchifan，qiqianren。yousheinenggaosuwowoshiguanzhonghaishiguanzhongzhongdeyiyuan?

neiyangdehua，nizenmeweihaizi。

 xianshizhongdeguimi。yuanlaitahaijuedeneigenandehenhao，lianggerenyeliaolebangeduoyue，jieguoyouyitianneigenandeturanjitafaweixin，wentagongsizhongwuyoumeiyouguanfan，guimishuoyou。

 nanshishuo：“neiwomenkenengbutaiheshi，zhongwuzaigongsichiwanfannijiumeibanfahuijiaweihaizile。”neishihouwodepengyouzaiheshui，jihuyikoudoumeipenchulai。

你们自己开车回去。

 diyiciyudaoxiangqindemabaonan，zhendehenkongbu。liangrenjianmianyihou，daonalijianguomian，chiguoshenme，chiguoshenme，chiguoshenme，douyaoxiangtamabaobei，neiyesuandeshangshiyicibaobei，liangrenneitiankandianyingmailebadianbandepianzi，pianzihaimeiyanwan，tamajiuyizhidadianhuacuitahuijia。

 xiangqinxiangaiyijiaren,zouchudianyingyuan，yijingshidianduole，taduiwoshuo："womamahendanxinwo，wodegankuaihuijia，nizijikaichehuiqu。"