男生对女生表白的话浪漫篇和搞笑篇

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一、男生对女生表白的话——浪漫篇

 1、wohulveshijian，yinweidengnichuxian;wohulvejuli，yinweidengnichuxian;wohulveyuyan，yinweixiangniyizhiweibian。qinaide，xiangnile。

 2、yibiantingyu，yibiannianni，yushengdidi，xilixili。wodekoushiyitiaoququzhezhededaxi，qianguibaizhuan，doudouweiwanweiwan，zhongjijiejiangtangbeini。buxiaode，ninengfouyuanyi，baiweiwodexiexitian?

 3、xindongshidengnideliuyan，kewangshichanghenijianmian，tianmishihenixiaoluliulian，wenxinshikanzheniqingchedeshuangyan，ainideganjuezhendemiaobukeyan!

 4、xiangshoushiaideyanxu，fenshoushiwuzhudekuqi，kushiwuzhidecuiruo，aishijietuobicidejimo，yuanqiandongniwodexinxian，qingzhiyinnizoudaowodexinjian。

 5、wobudaonideshou，danganjuedaonidewenrou。xiangjianni，queshijingchangzaimengzhong，xiangshuoaini，quezhinengzaixinli!cishicike，zhendehaoxiangni。

 6、yujianni，shiwoyishengdexingyun;aishangni，shiwoyishengdekuaile;shiquni，shiwoyishengdeyihan;meiyouni，wufaganshouxinlingdezhenhan。cishengweiyuanaini!

 7、nixiaole，wodetiankongfangqing;ninaole，wodetiankongduoyun;nideyijuyidong，zuoyouwodexinqing;。qinaide，wozaimiguanlisinianzheni!

 8、zaiaiqingzheitiaozhangheli，zicongaishangnideneiyitiankaishi，wodeshengmingzhongjiuduoleyizhongdengdai，duoleyizhongqipan，qipanzhechaomunenghenisishou。

 9、aiqingyoulianggeshijian：tianhuanghedilao;aiqingyoulianggerenwu：woaideniheniaidewo;aiqingyoulianggedidian：tianyahehaijiao。aiqingbushiliangtiaopingxingxian，yinweiwomenlianggerendeshijie，zuizhonghuiyouyigezhongdian，rangwomenliangshoujinwo，jiangaiqingjinxingdaodi!

 10、banidemingzixiezaishouxin，tankaishishixiangnian，wojinshishixingfu。jiuxiangzheiyang，shouqianshoujiniyishidewenrou;jiuxiangzheiyang，jianbingjianjiniyishengdexingfu!

 11、nidexiaoyan，ruyidaoqingquan，liudongqingchedeqingyuan，piaoxiwoxindemitian，chudongwoqingdeniepan，ainishiwodexuanzequan，yongyuanshibubiandexuanyan。

二、对女生表白的话——搞笑篇

 1、shenmeshihoucaiyaobawoquhuijia?wofangjiandedongxidoukuaiquanbandaonijiaqule，jinniannizaibuquwo，mingnianwojiukaishiyoukonghunzhenglou!

 2、dangnikandaozheitiaoduanxinshi,niyizhonglemengliewubideaidu,weiyidejieyaojiushijiajiwo,buyongkaolvle,zanmenjiehunba!

 3、buneimemangle，suoyicaixiangzhezhaodianjianzhi。zhuanye：aiqingbenke!tezhang：xiwanshuaguo!nengli：ainimeishuo!xinshuiyaoqiu：nidezhenxinyike!lixianghetongqi：changnianyouxiao，yongbutiaocao!

 4、biesiwole!niyebushuo，woyebushuo，zanliangzongdeyouyigelaitiaomingba!suanle，wobuxiadiyusheixiadiyu。woshuole“woaini”!

 5、10%zhizhe10%xiangnian10%chicu10%yixin10%tianmi10%xinteng10%xingfu10%jidu10%lianhong10%sajiao=100%aiqing。

 6、qingbiezaiwangxiakanle，guanjila!zhendemeishenmehaokande，qiunila!zhendeyaokan?buhouhui?haoba!zheikeshinizijiyaokande――wohaoaini!

 7、nishitianshangdetaiyang，woshidishangdegaoshan;nishitianshangdeyueliang，woshidishangdehaiyang;nishitianshangdewuyafeiafei，woshidishangdetugouzhuiazhui。