50个撩妹打招呼，萌到炸的简短情话，套路满满

 nidexiaorong，jiushiwopinbodebujiedongli，sheideyanlei，jiushiwoyoushangdeyuandongli。50geliaomeidazhaohuzenmezuode？yinerwozhihuishinixiaorong，yongyishengquainidixiao。yongwodequanbuhuoliguanaini，zhenxi。qinaidede，wohaoxiangnia。500geliaorenxiaotaoluyounaxieni？

yi、yuanjialuzhaiyongzhesheng，wenwanzhijixinshangren，xiaizhijiyizhongren。

er、wodezuichunliyounuanxinqinghua，deshenshangyoutaiyang，naozhongyouganqing，shengmingzhongyoujinghuang，erneixinyouyigeni。

san、zhiyaonibufanganwo，woyeshizhongbuhuilikaini！

si、duiniyouganjue，shijishangdanshiyishunjian，shengyude，bianshipeizainishenbianshishibianqian。

wu、buzuomeiguihua，yaozuonixinzhongsiwujidanmengzhangdezacao，shaobujue，chuiyousheng。

liu、nixuyaochangchanggechangbangwoting，suiyichangshenmedouhao，zhixujiushinichangde，zuihaoshirangwohaizainidegechangzhongrumian。

qi、tiantangyudiyu，chadebingbushishijian，jiushini。500geliaorenxiaotaoluyounaxieni？

ba、yuanheiyeshikejianyue，huazhanshinengyudie，yangtoushiyaojianni。

jiu、woxihuanni，suoyiwodeyanzhongzhiyoukanjianni，woxihuanni，yinciwodeshijieshouyouzhijinjinweiraozhenizhuan。

shi、jianghuluyuan，cishengguozhang，danyinweiyouni，wohuranzhujianxiaiwulin，panwangcisheng。

 shiyi、jiaruneng，wozhixiangyaoyibeilengshui，yipiantusimianbao，yizhihua。jiaruzaishehuayixie，xiwangshuijiushinidaode，tusimianbaojiushiniqiede，huajiushinisongde。500geliaorenxiaotaoluyounaxieni？

 shier、quanqiuduinibutaihao，gunhuilai，laiwoshenpang，wobuhuirangnidaoli，wojiniai，rangnidaishangqingningmengqichangdebalishui，rangnimianruandeyuncai，rangniyidapianyunzhengxiayudetianshang。

shisan、woxiangyaozuonidezhenbianshu，huaizhongmao，yizhongren。

shisi、nishiwoxinzhongzhiduanqingzhangdeduoyujijie，yejiushiwowanghouyushengdewanliqingkong。

shiwu、renshengzhilukuangfangbujifanglangbuji，weicengweilesheizhiliu，danzidayujianni，wojuedeyongcishenglaishouwei。

shiliu、tounaozhenqimiao，jishimangdeyaosile，yekeyiliugexiaofengzixiangzheni。

shiqi、nishiweiyidejingse，yinzaiwoshuangmou，yeshiyouqidexiangnian，raozaiwoxinzhong。

 shiba、woyebuzhidaoweishenmexihuanni，rutongwomeifaxushushuishishenmeweidao，danwomingbaiwozhendexuyao，rutongwoxuyaoshuiyiyang。

shijiu、50geliaomeidazhaohuzenmezuode？woaini，rujingxianghai，runiaotoulin。

 ershi、woxihuanni，yinciniwuxuzuoshenmecongming，caikeyiqudedahonghuadexiaohaizi，jishinishuawulainaoxiaopiqi，yinweiwozuizhoulini。

 ershiyi、banidemingzi.xiezaiwoshouneixin，shenkaishishisinian，jinwoshishixingfu，wozhixiangneiyang，shouwanshourangniyishidewenwan。

ershier、bulunshiruhedeyinyou，ruhedexiangxiang，yinweiniweizhideyiqieeguo，wodouyaoqinchang。

ershisan、xuduoqingkuangxia，wozhishixiangnengyouyigeni，laolaodihuaizhewobuhuifang，zhizhiwodexintaiqueshihaoqilai。

 ershisi、tianqiyanreshi，xiangbianchengnitoudingdeyun，youfengshi，xiangbianchengnishenpangdeqiang，yutianshi，xiangbianchengnishoushangdesanxiangbianchengyunixiangguandeyiqie，hunizhouquan，baonikaixin。

ershiwu、ganxieni，yaowoyouxihuanderenle。ganxieni，yaowoxinmanyizu。

ershiliu、heguoniniangdeganqingjiu，yaoshimeiyouxubei，woqingyuankeyibeizi。

ershiqi、buqibuli，chaoqichaoluo，huakaihuaxie，renshijianzhushiyouqiyouluo，weiyouduinideaijuebuluo。

ershiba、wobunengrangniquanqiu，keshi，wodeshijieshouyou，suoyourangni。——《niannianbuwang》

 ershijiu、50geliaomeidazhaohuzenmezuode？nishiwoxinzhongquanbubuzixin，qienuodeyuangu，yejiushiwofenbugushen，huadichenglaodeyuanyin。