如何打招呼？女孩子开心招数试过幽默段子吗？

 weixindashanruhe dazhaohuliaotian ?hongnvhaizikaixinshinanhaizidebixuzhuanyejineng， ruhehongnvhaizikaixinzhaoshu ni?youshiyongmouxieyoumoduanziyehuihongdenvshengzhanyan，1gexiaohuochai，touhenyang，jiuzhualezhua

 suihoujiuqihuo，bazishendianzhele， suihoujiujinleyiyuanmenzhen，bianweilemianqiu。hekantaowangyikuaierkanyixiahongnvhaizikaixindetaoluba!

 1、xiaomaomihexiaogougoukanjianlengdedongchenggoudezhurenjia，neixindunangzhe： renmenzhenshab，xianlaiwushideneishihouweihebujiu dianmaoni?

 2、zheitiaodawugongyijingwuzilikanchengrenmanhuashu，dawugongmuqinhuranchuang lejinqu，dawugonghedebashoubeizaibeihou，dawugongbabashuo： nikandaowohaizilemeiyou?

 3、youyiri，yitoulangchuangjinyipianyangqun，yangduilangshuo：“nikeyichiwo haikeyi，keshizuixiannishouxianshiqingxirenmenyoushiduoshaozhi，nishumeicuo，renmenlaolaoshishijinichi。”

 langxiangyeyouzheileihaoshier，jiutongyile。suihouyangpaihaodui，langjiugangkaishishu，yitouyangerzhiyangsanzhiyang。。。yihuier，langshuijuele。。。

 4、chujizixiaojiazhongqiong，meiqianmairou，yinciyangletiaoshacan，meiriqieyidianerzhufan，zongzhiguojirihainengzhangchuqu，zhihouyibianyingyangdapei，tayouzhongledianxiancai。

 5、chumenkou，jidanmuqinbuduanzhufuhaizi：qiwenliangle，kebuyaozaifashaoganmaoa!jinji!xiaozhangyuqiguaidiwen：weihedeneimebijiaoyanzhong?

 6、1gexiaohuochai，touhenyang，jiuzhualezhua， suihoujiuqihuo，bazishendianzhele， suihoujiujinleyiyuanmenzhen，bianweilemianqiu， youyutoudingbeibaodaoleshabu……

 7、a：danshennannvlezheixienian，zongsuanyaoguo1gegengyouyiyideqixijiele。 b：a，youlingyibanlea，meitingnishuoguoa? a：bu，wojiushishuowonengzaijiazhongpeiqinrenchitangyuanle。

8、 a：niyizhizaiwanshenme? b：lianliankana。 a：neiquanshixiaonvhaiwande，nigelaoyemenwanzheiyi?

 b：jinribingbushiqixijieme，danshennannvdewofeichangfanganzheizhong1dui1duidele，batamendoushasidiao。weixindashanruhedazhaohuliaotian?

 9、guidazhanglaopaizhexiaowuguixiaozhaodejianbushuo： “wokanzhenizhangdeshitixingyunchengduichengxing， shoujiaoxiuzhangqiangyouli，jianmeixingmu， liuguangjieyuan，feichanghaofeichanghao。”

 xiaozhaoxinggaocailiewen：“shiyaobangwojieshaonanpengyoume?” dazhanglaobaibaishou：“shinianweiweiyawanhuijiemushang， quegechoujianghuodongyongdezhuanpanchoujiang。”

 10、 “shenmejiaodeguanjian?” “buguai?data” “shenmejiaowangdao?” “guaide，yeda。” “shenmejiaokongmengzhidao?” “datayiqianxianjitamenshuoyixia。”

muqintanleyixiazi：nibadangchujiushishuoyouyufashaoganmao，jieguobianweilezhangyushao，suihouwuwuwuwuwu。。。