幽默又夸人的俏皮话 夸女朋友优秀的幽默句子

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幽默又夸人的俏皮话

1、你是佳酿千杯，我怎会不醉。

2、woweinibashansheshui，quewuyikanfengjing。

3、zheirenzongrantianshangyou，renjiannadejiciwen

4、huifangtaolimantiandoumeiyouyanse，yingdeyulanbingbushihua

5、baobeininenggouxiaoyixiama?wodexianmokafeiwangfangtangle。

6、jianguoniderendoushuowoqianbo，chuduixiangzhikanzhangxiang。

7、weilegenghaodizheishijieshangdeyuheyan，nihuoshishaoxiaoliaodehao。

8、nishizhoumoneimehaokan?huoshimeiyitiandouneimehaokan?

9、womamaruguoyoulenineiyangdeerxi，yebuchoutaxiaosunzichoule!

10、tiandansijiaohuazhaoshui，xingdongruyaoyeshengzi。《hongloumeng》sheyue

11、beifangyoujiaren，yixiaoqingrencheng，yiguqingrencheng，zaiguqingrenguo。

12、qianguwujueshi!shumushiliren!meiruotianxianmao!jingweishiren!

13、zhiqianbuganxiangxinyouderenhuiweilegenghaodijiarensheqiheshan，jiandaoni，woyishunjianmingbaile。

14、jinyouhehuacaikeyibideguonidechunjie，jinyouyueliangcaikeyibideguonidebingqing。

15、niwenwandeshouzhijian，qingbowodexinling，ganqingdejiezouchongchizhezhenggeshijie，yincidajiahezui!

16、bingbuxuyaonijidewenrou，gengbuyongnidekeling，youyunidesishuirouqing，shuikenisiren!

17、feng，yiyoufengdeqingchunnianshao;fan，yiyoufandeshengming。nijiushini，xiaosa、conghui、huodadadu……

18、womamazhiqianjiandaonixiangpianshuo，zheiyixiaonvhaizhangneimehaokankeshimuguangbutaihaoa，jingrankeyikanshangwohaizi。

19、dabaitian，quntidangzhongyoulenipiaoliangyanran;yeli，mengliyounitianmeidexiaorong。xiangyunishiwoxinzhongyishengdezihao!

20、nineikuiguazixingdexing，neimanenbai，wanwanququyishuangyanmei，neimaxianzhang;shuiwangwangdeyiduishuangyan，neimaguangliang!

21、nineikuiguazixingdelian，neimanenbai，wanwanququyishuangyanmei，neimaxianzhang;shuiwangwangdeyiduishuangyan，neimaguangliang!

22、yuanyuan，womusongnidebeiying，nineiyishuwufa，youruqingyoudeyuewanshangcongshenjianzhongqingxiechulaideyibifeipu。

 23、nishibaihuacongzhongdecaidie，shixiangshuibaihezhongdebeilei。buguanshenmeyifuchuandaonidedeshenshang，yizhineimazhuangzhong、piaoliang。

 24、niderongyanxiyinzhuzhewo，nidehuangexiaoyuxiangyutiandeganlinneibanxiangtian，woshibaochiqingxingde，youyuwomingbai，wozhendehenaini。

25、nixiangtiankongdeyueliang，yexiangneishandongdexingchen，yihanwobingbushizuojia，buran，dangxieyiwanshoushilaimiaoshuniderongyan。

 26、youmoliaotiankaichangbai：bubijuedenizhangdepiaoliang，shencaimiaotiao，dayan，shuangyanpier，jianghuashengyinhaoting，xingzoumoyangpiaoliangjiukeyisuiyiqifuren。