坑人套路问题一问一答 整人搞笑又坑人的问题

 kengrentaoluwentiyiwenyida～wojinibiangemoshushishiniwangdiaozishenshizhu－wobushizhua－nikannisuanleba～xiamianwoweidahuoerchanshengdeshiyiwenyidazhengrentaoluwenti，gensuizuilanwoyiqilaiqiaoqiaoba。

坑人套路问题一问一答

１、“乐趣找到丝瓜，百醇找到宇治抹茶。”“我找到了你。”

２、“nibuyaodong”“nidonghuifeichangleide”“wodong”

３、“duiniyouganjueshijianhenbubiandeshi。”“danwopianpianxihuanremafan。”

４、jingjifazhanshangqingshanggaodenvren，zhongjiu，laopocaisuanshijiazhongdeguanjian。

５、nishikanbunideshu，woxinganqingyuanyuelanyandu，zixinbaogui，zizijujushenrurenxin。

６、nan：worennihenzhangqile。nv：qie，neimeniyaoruhe。nan：renniyibeizi。

 ７、“wonengkanbazimingli，nibashoujiwokanyixia”“rangniqiaoqiao”“shizhujiaodexiangqi”“gun”“zailaiyigezhengerbajingdeba”“ng”“yi，nimingliquewo”

８、“dui，wojiushixihuanni，xiaidebukejiuyao。”“ruhe，bufuqi？bufuqiniyexiaiwoya。”

 ９、“zheijitianwoyizhizaizhaoyijiadian，keshibianshiruhedouzhaobuzhe。”“naxiedian？neimenanzhao。”“nidebodianhuaya！”

１０、“worenweiniyouqixiangyikuanshoujiyouxi”“shenmeshouyou？”“wodeshijieshouyou”“buyaobaoyuan”“baowo”

１１、wanhunneiyitianniyidingyaolaizuowodebanlang，youyudajiafuwuchengnuoguonengyiqizouruhunyinshenghuodeshengdian。

１２、“shiaileniyitianderizi”“womenquchitaocanba”“neiyangdajiabianshiyijiarenle”

１３、“xingba，nixibuxihuanwo？”“bu”“buzaihu。wonengjiaoni。”

１４、shijiezuizangdezhibuguobianshichongdonghezizun

１５、“xunwenniyigenanti，nilejiezheiyishijiezuihaoyundemenshishamenma？”“xinfei？”“cuo，shidajia！”

１６、“wojinqiqulvyou，xiangzhouyoushijie”“neijiuyaobei”“haoya，neimewomingriraozhenizhuanyiquan”

 １７、“ai，wojinijianggegushiba。”“en，haode。”“henjiuhenjiuyiqianwoxihuannihewobuainiliangren，wobuainiqushileshengyushei？”“woainia！”“woyeaini。”

１８、buqiushangjinsini，buxifengyuexini

１９、tarenaizhenijinjinxianghenishangchuang，wobuyiyang，buyishafa，cantingchufang，dounenggou。

２０、yiwenyidazhengrentaoluwenti：“woshenmedouduo，weiyoudanshini”