超实用的结婚新郎保证书

 jiehundeshihou，banniangmenzonghuixiangchugezhonghuazhaojixinlanghebanlangtuansheban，qizhongyebaokuolexiejiehunxinlangbaozhengshu，neimejiehunbaozhengshuzenmexieni？xiamian huazhenqinggan xiaobianweinimentuijianjigeshiyonggaoxiaomoban。

一、超实用的结婚新郎保证书

1、《金婚》版

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helaopolianaizhihou，baozhengbuzaiaiqitanvtongzhi，yibeizizhiaixxyige;

helaopojiehunzhihou，xiyizuofan，suoyijialidezanghuoleihuodouyaoqiangzhegan;

jiehunhoubaozhengquanmianzhichilaopodegongzuo，xiayusonglaoposhangban，tiantaiheilejielaopoxiaban;

jiehunhouzhiyaolaopoxihuandeshi，baozhengquanlizhichijijipeihe，bushuolaopobuxihuandehua，buzuolaopobuxihuandeshi;

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2、创意版

benrenbaozhengzaihunhoushenghuozuodaoyixiajidian！

hunhouyoubenren(xinlangmingzi)zhudongchengdanyiqieguangrongdejiawulaodong！

benrensuoyoucaizhenglaiyuantongtongjiaoji(xinniangmingzi)niangzibaoguan！

dangniangzidarenxinqingbuhaoshi，yaozhudongzhanchulaichongdangchuqitongdejiaose！

heniangzidarenguangjiehuozhechuxingqijian，muguangbudezaiqitayixingshenshangtingliuchaoguo3miaozhong！

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niangzidarenfahaoderenhehefakoulingyaojijixiangying！

3、搞笑版

diyi，jianchilaopodejueduilingdao。zaijialilaopoyongyuanshidiyiwei，haizidierwei，xiaogoudisanwei，wodisiwei。

dier，renzhenzhixing“sizi”yuanze，duilaopoyaoxiangsunzi，duiyuemuyaoxiangxiaozi，chifanyaoxiangwenzi，ganhuoyeyaoxianglvzi。

disan，aihulaopo，zuowenmingzhangfu，zuodao“dabuhaishou，mabuhaikou，xiaolianyingsonglengmiankong。”

 disi，chengxinjieshoulaopoganqingshangdeducai，“buyaogenmoshengrenshuohua”，youqibunenghemoshengnvrenshuohua。dangran，wenludelaotaitaichuwai。

 diwu，jianchigongzijiangjinquanbushangjiao。butugaigongzitiao，buzaiyijulizangqian。buguo，meiyuekeyishenqinglingqu500linghua（hanyuan）。

haizaifannaojiehunbaozhengshuzenmexiema？yishangdesangebanbennazoubuxie。