搞笑分手理由

 zaizheigeshijieshang，womenzonghuiyudaoxuduoqipaderenheshi，yixieguoke、yixiexiaoshi，xiaoxiaojiuguoqule。nihaijideheqiannanyoude fenshou liyou？zongyourenzaiwangshangxunqufenshouliyou，qishixiaobianjuede，fenshouliyoudouyaozunxunzijineixindexiangfa，erbushitangsailiyou。

nishifoujingliguohuotingguohengaoxiaofenshouliyouni？jintianxiaobianzongjieleyixiawangyoudefenshouliyoudaquanjidajiafenxiangyixia。

一、搞笑分手理由

1、biezongshijiwofaduanxin，wodoubunenghaohaobeidancile。

 @mrshe：tingdaobiebandeyigegushi——kukuzhuiqiuxuebayigeyue，zhongyuzhuidaoshoule，zaiyiqiyigexingqihou，xuebashuo“bielaoshijiwofaduanxin，wodoubunenghaohaobeidancile！”suifenshou！

2、zuzhizhaowotanhuale。

 @feixiangdecidao：yougexiongdijiaotaliangtiaochuan，zuihouyaopituiyige，yushizhaodaoqizhongyigeshuo：qianjitianzuzhizhaowotanhua，shuowoxianzaitandezheigenvhai，yejiushini，cengjingquzhongguotaiwanshangguoxue，henyoukenengbeizhongguotaiwandangjucefan，weilefanghuanyuweiran，rangwoliniyuanyidian，nizhidaowoshiainide，danshixianshenguofangweiguojuanqushiwoxiaoshihoujiuyoudemengxiang，weilezheigemengxiangwoyizhibuxienulidefendouzhijin，wobuxiangfangqizheigemengxiang，suoyiwomenhaishifenshouba，baoqian。”

3、wobugenchisiliaojiderenzaiyiqi！

 @hubadao：jinerhenvpengyoutaolunjirouhaochidewenti。tajuedesanyangjihaochi，yaochisanyangji。woshuosiliaojishipinanquangengkekong，suoyiwogengqingxiangsiliaoji。yushitashuo:neigechigede，fenshouba！wobugenchisiliaojiderenzaiyiqi！

4、nixiongzheimexiao，wopayihouedaohaizi。

 @chenxiannv：woshipingxiongmeizi，yizhijuedenanpengyoubuhuixianqiwoxiongxiao，jieguotahaishihewofenshoule，gengshengqideshi，tadeliyoushi“nixiongzheimexiao，wopayihouedaohaizi！”，zheimenengbian，nizenmebuquxiexiaoshuo？

5、bawomingzidacuole。

 @kongyaru：zaiyiqiyigeyuele，liaotiandeguochengzhongfaxianjingranbawodemingzidacuole，taibuzouxinle，qidelimahetafenleshou！

7、neitianbeifaxianwoyongshoujikanpiandehenji。

 @xiaowuge：mourennvyoufaxianwoyongshoujikanribendongzuopian，yushifaletiaozhuangtai“wocuo！xialiu！”，wozaizheitiaopengyouquanpinglunleyixia，zheijiushiwoliangzuihoudejiaoji。

8、yinweitaheiwoaidou！

 @wakakashaonv：hetazaiyiqiqian，wojiushuolewoshimoumoudezhuixinggou，meixiangdaotahaishidangzhewodemian，heilewoaidousanci，lianzunzhongrendoubuhuidenanren，guoduanfen！

9、xiao3tianyebunengjieshou。

 @aladingen：tazhiqianqusuanguoming，suanmingdeshuo“niqianwanbunengzhaobinixiaode”，yushitajiuhewofenshoule，ketemedewocaibitaxiao3tiana！

10、tayibanwoerban，tashuojieshoubuleyidilian

 @leileiaitiandian：tashuojieshoubuleyidilian，guanjianshitashi1ban，woshi2ban！fenshouhouwozuixiangwendeshi，zenyangcaibushiyidilian？

 yishangjiushixiaobianzongjiwangyoudefenshouliyoudaquan。qishiguigendaodi，meiyigeqipadeliyou，beihoudezhenxiangdoushiduifangbingbushihenaini！